100 Clever Insults for Your Ex - Epic NYC Burns

• Ex-lovers are like used chewing gum, chewing again makes your mouth tired but there's no sweetness left
• I'm ready to trade my ex for anything good in life.
• After the breakup, recalling your 'I love you' seems so sarcastic.
• You won't have a chance to find a beautiful girl with blind eyes like me again.
• Even breast milk can be weaned. So, who are you that I can't wean myself from?
• When breaking up, always speak well of your ex. But if they are too bad, you don't need to say anything.
• Outer beauty stuns upon meeting, inner beauty astonishes upon parting ways.
• I often refer to exes as 'holiday', because it's 'short and fast'.
• Wishing you loneliness and long life.
• An ex is like money dropped in trash, not picking it up feels regretful but picking it up makes you nauseous.
• Thank you for loving me before. And I'll be even more thankful because you no longer do.
• I won't attend your wedding, but please inform me about your funeral. I'll buy lots of fireworks to burn for you. Hope you accept this heartfelt gesture.
• In the next life, you'll become someone I like but then won't like me back.
• Heard your life isn't going well, I'm too happy.
• I'll have a better life because of you, but not for you.
• While walking, suddenly saw someone who looked like you, hurriedly chased after them, then realized I was mistaken, so I dropped the brick I held, luckily, it didn't hit the wrong person.
• There's a shrine in my house. Incense and candles are ready, just waiting for you.
• Don't say love crazily then betray innocently
• Don't chase societal life with an 'Innocent' Fake Deer face...!!
• Loving for the body – only worthy of trash. Loving for material – die to make space!

II. Ultimate sarcasm for exes

• I want to carve your name a thousand times in the sand. So the waves crush onto your face.
• You came in like a swift wind. But when you left, it was disgraceful like a dog.
• On Facebook, the sounds of love... just illusions... through storms... to nothingness!
• Love isn't a boat. No port to dock and not everyone loves.
• I call you Thai spicy soup. Because it's all sour and spicy.
• Calling you a rice paper because you're cheap and two-faced.
• Calling you clothes because I change you every day.
• Exes are like money dropped in trash. Not picking it up feels regretful but picking it up makes you nauseous.
• Three pennies for a bunch of men. Why regret something worthless.
• Hey you! Do you know how many people chased after the girl you abandoned?

• You said you'd take me through all life's troubles. But turns out at the first crossroad, you veered onto a different path?
• Calling you an eraser because you always fade away in my heart.
• We caused each other pain... so don't wish each other happiness... although it's just a formality after breaking up!
• I just got my driver's license. If you and your new girl go out, be careful!
• Wishing you and loneliness will be lifelong companions.
• An ex is like toilet paper. You only use it once and never again.
• Oh, I thought breaking up with you would help me forget memories and images of you. But no, I've completely forgotten.
• An ex is like an expired medicine. No longer useful and harmful to health.
• If it's just hate, trample it until it's mush. But if it's disdain, just ignore and pretend it doesn't exist.
• My resistance is abundant. But how to prevent backstabbers and hypocrites like you.
• The betrayal we receive today isn't because we're foolish or not good... it's because we were too good to things unworthy of us.
• Love isn't a boat. No port to dock and not everyone loves.
• No need for pity. I'll return to living as before. Learning to let go of things I once held dear.
• Calling you an eraser. Because you always fade away in my heart.
• Calling you clothes. Because I change you every day.
• Calling you rice paper. Because you're cheap and two-faced.
• Calling you a boat. Because you dock everywhere.
• You said you'd be my sun. But as soon as night falls, you disappear.
• The girl you abandoned that day. Now many chase after her.
• Without money, without food is death. But without guys, life isn't fun.
• Your NYC is like money dropped in shit. Not picking it up feels regretful but picking it up makes your hands dirty.

III. Deeply Sarcastic NYC Taunts

• We all know the ancient proverb: 'If you set someone free and they never come back, then they were never yours.' I understand fear is like when you let a dog loose it might get hit by a car, but so is your ex. It's just an opportunity you have to seize.
• If it's just hate, it's not smart at all. Silent contempt and a mocking smile are the truth.
• If there were a zombie apocalypse now, my ex would survive till the end, because zombies only eat brains.
• Dating an ex is like riding a roller coaster – full of ups and downs, but ultimately it just makes me nauseous.
• I always remember my ex, once a week, and that's trash day.
• Don't cry over the past, laugh because his new girlfriend isn't as pretty as you.
• If an ex texts: 'I still love you,' reply with 'can't blame you.'
• Loving someone gives you everything, not someone who only uses words to describe a future.
• Loving for the body, worthy of the trash.
• An ex is just a 'holiday', fun if you rest and if not, go to work. Working to earn money creates more value than resting.
• Fundamentally wicked, character rotten, spraying liters of perfume can't cover the stench.
• You're just like rice paper, eating fast is okay but being two-faced and cheap isn't.
• An ex has nothing, just like clothes, needs changing every day, if it's dirty, change it, avoid dirt on your body and soul.

• When in bed with him, your mind is far from me. So if you leave, don't come back, when you're harmful, don't think about me returning.
• This life, don't love to insanity then innocently betray. If you can't be innocent, don't try to act like a deer!!!
• The betrayal today isn't because you're foolish, but because I tried but not with the right person.
• Sometimes looking at the men I once loved, I can't help but doubt my sobriety.
• Disappointment is like loose change, insignificant, but one day when collected, I'll buy myself a one-way ticket, permanently leaving you...
• The emotions in me are now drained. Or maybe love has expired with you!
• Promises of a hundred paths yesterday. Today, split like Dan Truong's hair.
• When loving, I laugh. When no longer loving, like a mute person.
• Everything starts with an accident. And ends in an incident.
• Your path is all bricks and stones. What can I use to smash your face
• Roses are red. The sky is blue. My hand has five fingers. The middle one is for you
• The story is long, telling it is shy, so let's stop, we split.
• With you, I'm strangely peaceful. Away from you, I feel strange but also quite peaceful.
• You're just like Thai spicy soup, initially sour and spicy then bland.
• Life is unfair, heaven teases like this, letting you live peacefully after a breakup, right?
• The past is cheap, don't bother the expensive future, stop fantasizing power, oh the thing called ex-lover.

IV. Superbly Witty NYC Taunts

• Perhaps that's a bad sign for your lifestyle when you remember your ex-boyfriend because he's totally capable of being deadly.
• I wish weekends came as quickly as my ex-boyfriend did after breaking up with me!
• I remember my ex-boyfriend the way a wealthy man remembers his days of poverty. He recalls it fondly but he'll never want to go back there.
• To my ex, remember to drink alcohol on time, smoke more if annoyed. Stay up late often and eat less.
• Anything 'old' also means expired, and expiration means harmful, toxic.
• Inhale the future, exhale the past.
• One of the best times to realize your true worth. Right after a breakup.
• My ex-boyfriend, I hope he can live long, very long... in hell.
• One of the worst disasters I've faced is meeting my ex-boyfriend.
• Sometimes God sends your ex back into your life to check if you're still foolish.
• Never be sad if you see your ex with someone else, because your parents taught you to share your old toys with those less fortunate.

• What would you name your child? Use your ex's name. If not as a spouse, then as a parent.
• If your ex falls into a sewer, what will you do? Cover the sewer lid.
• In your opinion, what bad habit should NYC give up? Breathing!
• If one day, you step into his inner world. You will cry because everywhere there is you. If one day, he steps into your inner world. He will also cry because of the jury of your exes.
• Sundays pass quickly like NYC turning away.
• How to forget an ex? Print his photos in black and white, put them in your wallet, remind yourself he's dead.
• Here they sell Silver jewelry just like your ex.
• Remember the time of breaking up with your ex, daytime is fine, but at night, emotions can't be hidden anymore, alone burying your head in the blanket laughing quietly.
• The moment realizing your ex's nym is worse than you, I can't hold back a smile that's not light at all.

V. Quotes about Exes

• What I miss isn't him, but the past that can't come back. Suddenly, I want to apologize to myself, sorry for not being able to find my original self again.
• After breaking up, let's not be friends because we're too familiar, and we know where the deepest wounds are.
• When in love, all flaws are overlooked, just want to be gentle and sweet together. When no longer in love, standing in front of him, even breathing is wrong.
• After breaking up, everyone I loved is just like him.
• The moment you appear, all the beliefs I've reinforced countless times in my heart to forget you become meaningless.
• What's lost will never come back, and what's regained is no longer complete.
• How men treat their ex-girlfriend in front of you, that's your next future.
• You must be happy, so my effort to become your past was not in vain!
• Change clothes, tie hair, put on makeup, smile and remember you can't live without oxygen, not without an ex-lover.
• I will try my best to become someone that when we meet again, you'll regret not cherishing.
• Since I don't know when, your name has become a minefield for me, and my friends are silent and quietly stop mentioning you.
• Don't hate the one who left you, what you have to do is make them regret leaving you.
• One leaves, one cries, one laughs, in the end, there's only one.
• If those who love each other after breaking up can still be friends, then either they never loved, or they still do.
• Perhaps, turning back is to forget, but turning back, you discover a kind of heartache called nostalgia.
• We have to pretend that we never had things we can't regain.
• What's called forgetting is simply hiding in the deepest part of the heart, not daring to touch.
• Memories can truly turn a person into madness, a second ago a slight smile, now, eyes are moist.
• Someday you'll erase all the chat notes that made you cry and laugh at the same time.
• Old love words are like a slap in the face, making me painfully moist.
• When you try to keep someone who doesn't love you, you'll feel disgusted with yourself.
• Don't expect anyone to stay with you forever, even a shadow will leave you when there's no light.
• If you like it, don't break up, if you break up, never meet again.
• I'm not a saint, I can't hope after breaking up with you that you'll live better than me.
• Sooner or later someone will replace your place in his heart, don't worry, don't regret, don't apologize.

• No matter how beautiful the past is, when it's time to part ways, it becomes a relic for love.
• Truth be told, we all know time moves on, some don't need to reminisce too much.
• I turned away immediately because in my dictionary, there's no word for regret.
• It's better not to love anyone than to love the wrong person.
• You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the previous one.
• An ex-lover isn't a mistake, it's a part of your growth process.
• You don't remember your ex-lover, you only remember the memories with them.
• Remember that you were happy before you met someone, so you'll be happy when they leave.
• If the one you love hurts you, cry a river, then build a bridge and get over it.
• Sometimes women remember their ex-lovers not because they still love them, but as reminders and motivation to do better.

This article above has compiled for you 100 sarcastic remarks about ex-lovers - Ultra-cool NYC sarcasm. Have a great day!