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The Tet Nguyen Dan holiday is coming soon, have you known the Tet holiday schedule yet? Let me reveal to you, the Tet Nguyen Dan holiday schedule for 2023 set by the Ministry of Labor, War Invalids and Social Affairs is 7 days, and with those 7 days off, you will have plenty of time to rest, visit friends, and send the funniest Tet wishes to everyone.
19 Hilarious Tet Wishes for Friends
However, starting from now, let's prepare meaningful New Year wishes to give to friends and family on Tet holiday. To make the Tet atmosphere even more joyful, you can collect and send the funniest Tet wishes to your friends and loved ones.
Compilation of the funniest Tet wishes, the funniest Tet wishes
Every funny Tet wish is a sarcastic yet deeply meaningful wish for health, prosperity, and safety to the recipient. Therefore, don't hesitate to send these funny Tet wishes to everyone.
* The funniest, most badass Tet wishes
1. Wishing everyone swift weight gain, pockets as full as candy, bonds tight as glue, flexible as a cat, smooth and pristine, health like an elephant. In the new year, may families be strong and healthy, and everyone be youthful and enjoy joyful outings.
2. Happy New Year! Healthier than Bruce Lee. Stronger than George W. Bush. Richer than Bill Gates. More charming than Don Juan. More mysterious than... Bin Laden. Luckier than Red-Haired Spring.
3. I wish all comrades: Whether in failure or success, whether fluff or at work, whether feasting or at home, whether old or young, whether about to give birth or without a husband, whether dragon or shrimp, whether beer hugs or iced tea, whether smoking... leaves or not, whether with merit or wrongdoing, whether swimming or doing karate, whether by car or on foot... Happy New Year with joy and happiness!!!
4. In the new year, I wish you all to avoid the following:
Headache from wealth!
Tired from being too smart!
Sorrow from having too much money!
Confused from being too pretty!
Weary from being too handsome!
And sleepless because there's no rival!
5. Hilarious Tet wishes, bellyaching laughter
Wishing you plenty of admirers.
Expressing love abundantly.
Heavy with money.
Perfectly satisfied with work.
Smiles from ear to ear.
Living long, just a tad.
6. In the new year, I wish you constant joy, enduring health, achieving all your goals, money flowing in billions, spending money lavishly, love to your heart's content, everything goes as planned, always laughing gleefully, celebrating...
7. Wishing everyone in the new year to 'play tired, no nonsense, no losing wallets, laughing all the way...'
8. Offering New Year wishes, boundless health, continuous success, endless happiness, pockets always full of money, blissful as fairies.
9. In the new year, wishing joy like a Sparrow, health like an Eagle, wealth like a Phoenix, hard work like an Ant, longevity like an Emu.
10. Wishing for the new year, abundant health, thriving business, the country always renewing, all schemes of deception revealed, planning without upheaval, and corrupt officials... oh dear!
11. Wishing for wealth, luck, success, and love in the new year, but let's not wish for obesity!
12. The funniest Tet wishes, the most badass wishes
New Year, Tet arrives
Welcoming luck into the home
Abundance of gifts
All families satisfied
Gold and silver fill the vaults
Homeowners prosper
Old and young, girls and boys
Harmony and happiness
Wishing for wealth and happiness
Prosperity all year round
Safe and prosperous
13. As the year ends and Tet arrives, I wish everyone: the elderly, the young, abundant health, cheerful smiles, affordable cars, strong financial inflow, in short, everything smooth sailing, to continue living a beautiful life.
14. Happy New Year - may all wishes come true - abundant vitality - gold fills every jar - money flows gradually - truly beyond imagination.
15. Celebrating the new year with wealth and luck. Money comes in abundance, goes out slowly. Surplus health, achieving great success.
16. Wishing for a lucky encounter in the new year
Whose home remains ever innocent and hopeful
Although last year was indifferent
This year, must strive to win her over.
17. Wishing the whole family: Innocent and cheerful souls - Encountering many lucky chances - Everything turns out fortunate - Eating leads to success - Making money effortlessly - A few cars - Several mansions - Several tens of kilograms of gold - Diamonds by the kilo - Full wallets of dollars - Billions of silver - Dominating the battlefield of business - A hundred victories out of a hundred - Business conducted fairly - No need for bribery - Complete transparency - Unlimited wealth - Synchronized prosperity - Rapid promotions - Family harmony - Smooth sailing in all matters - Mutual support among siblings - Warmth inside and out - Adding to the happiness.
18. Recipe for cooking on the night of the 30th lunar day:
Step 1. Take all 12 months of the year and wash away bitterness, jealousy, grudges... then let dry.
Step 2. Sequentially cut each month into 28, 30, or 31 portions.
Step 3. Mix evenly with: - A little love - A little patience - A little courage - A little effort - A little hope - A little loyalty
Step 4. Season with: optimism, confidence, and humor
Step 5. Soak for a while in the solution 'Thoughts of oneself'.
Step 6. Scoop out, mold, pour everything into the 'Pot of love' and cook over the fire of 'Joy'.
Step 7. Serve with a 'Smile' in the bowl of 'Tolerance'.
19. Wishing for wealth, luck, success, and love in the new year, but let's not wish for obesity!
Above is a compilation of ridiculous Tet wishes, often used by many to wish each other on the upcoming Lunar New Year. On Tet day, everyone wants to receive New Year wishes, especially this year with the zodiac sign of the Rooster, it will surely be very interesting and bring laughter to many when receiving these wishes.
For us Vietnamese, Tet is a time to remember our ancestors. Each of us needs to memorize the year-end worship script to offer ancestral altars on New Year's Eve. Ancestral worship is very important, so using the year-end worship script correctly can help your ancestors bless your family with success and prosperity in the new year.
Before Tet is the day of the Kitchen Gods, so another equally important worship is offering to the Kitchen Gods on the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month every year. This is the last major festival of the year, so you also need to prepare the Kitchen Gods worship script accurately to seek the protection of the gods.
Hoping that with the funniest Tet wishes shared by Mytour here will contribute to enhancing the flavor of Tet day. Wishing you and your family a peaceful and happy new year.
