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If you're attending a Christmas event. To showcase your personality, attract attention, you can sing a Christmas song to everyone. However, if you lack the talent to perform Christmas songs, it's okay. You can still make everyone laugh, pay attention with the most unique and humorous Christmas joke stories. Utilize the ones that Mytour introduces below, then use your expressive language to impress and evoke laughter.
5 uniquely humorous Christmas joke stories
5 uniquely hilarious Christmas joke stories:
1.
A man called his son John before Christmas:
- Dad doesn't want to ruin your joyous day, but Mom and I are getting divorced. 45 years of misery is enough.
The child exclaimed:
- What's dad saying
now?
- We can't bear each other any longer. Tell your sister about this.
A moment later, John shouted to his sister on the phone:
- Let the devil catch them, they're divorcing anyway
- I'll clarify this.
The girl immediately called her dad:
- Dad, you shouldn't do that. John and I will come home right away.
After saying that, the girl hung up immediately.
The father turned to his wife and said:
- We're going home for Christmas and have to pay for our own plane tickets.
2.
One day, the young son suddenly asked:
- Mom! Who's our dad, mom?
The mother pondered for a moment then replied:
- Santa Claus.
- How can that be, Mom?
- Even Mom doesn't understand... giving gifts then leaving without a goodbye.
3.
- Oh my, look down and see, husband and child are still drunk at this hour.
The husband heard that and immediately asked:
- Who are you scolding? Don't meddle in other people's affairs.
The angry wife turned back:
- I'm talking about you, Christmas is coming soon and look at your condition.
Before her husband could gather his thoughts, the wife yelled again:
- Shave, change clothes to get ready for Christmas. The kids are almost here.
The drunken husband stumbled into the bathroom, muttering as he looked in the mirror:
- I don't know who you are, but I'll help you shave.
4.
Santa Claus appeared and said to the homeowner:
- Make 3 wishes, and I will fulfill them immediately.
With great joy and almost instantly, the homeowner expressed their wish.
- A 2008 Rolls-Royce, a villa with a garden, and one million dollars in the bank.
- OK! But may I ask one question again: How old are you?
The homeowner eagerly replied,
- Just 42, sir!
- So, at that age, you still believe in Santa's magic?...
5. Boarding the bus, he asked the driver:
- How long does it take to get from San Diego to San Jose?
- 8 hours.
- So how many hours from San Jose back to San Diego?
The bus driver angrily retorted:
- Going back to the same place naturally takes 8 hours as well, why ask, seriously!
He argued back in frustration:
- How can they be the same? From Christmas to Western New Year takes only 5 days, but from Western New Year to Christmas... takes a whole year! Ha, still clueless.
You can also totally use the most unique and humorous Christmas joke stories to tell your girlfriend. However, to make Christmas meaningful and preserve memories, you should choose a Christmas gift for your girlfriend. Just simple Christmas gifts for your girlfriend, but she'll surely be touched and always keep it with her.
If you're in a long-distance relationship, unable to be with your lover during Christmas. Send some Christmas SMS to your significant other. Along with meaningful and fun Christmas messages, you can also copy these unique Christmas joke stories and send them via text to your girlfriend. Or better yet, call and tell these Christmas joke stories to your girlfriend to cheer her up, dispel loneliness on Christmas night.
