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Being good-looking is not as important as having a charming personality. To impress a girl, you need the secret weapon: 999+ flirty messages that are witty, hilarious, and unbeatable, compiled by Mytour in the article below.
Discover the most impressive messages to woo the girl of your dreams.
You're like a fairy, you drive me crazy. I love you so much that my heart aches. Your sweet voice melts me... oh wait, sorry, wrong number!
It's been over a month now, and my phone balance is down to just 300VNĐ, just enough for a quick call. Yet today, I used it all to send you an SMS. What are you up to? Are you having a good time? I miss you so much.
'Darling, never wish me happiness. Because you are my happiness itself.'
If Earth is lucky to have the sun, ships are lucky to have the ocean to navigate, and plants are lucky to have the ground to grow, then I must say I'm extremely lucky to have you in my life.
You once asked me, 'How many compartments does your heart have?' 'My heart has many compartments,' I replied. You turned away... but mom, you'll never understand that while my heart has many compartments, the one for love can only hold one person... and that's you.
'I may not have much time, but I'm ready to give you the sweetness of my kisses. I can't say I miss you because every time I miss you, it's like a star falling from the sky. I don't want a day to come when there's no star left in the sky because I miss you too much.'
'I may seem busy, and to outsiders, it might look like I'm focused on work. But only partly, because nine out of ten times, my busy time is spent thinking about you. And I believe you know this because you're always on my mind too. There will come a time when I'll stop thinking about you if that truly makes you happier.'
'Since morning till now, have you sneezed fourteen times? I guess so because I've been thinking of you thirteen times. And right now, I'm thinking of you again.'
Are you okay this morning? You must be tired from wandering in my dreams last night, aren't you?
Oh no... I'm in trouble... this morning my boss scolded me. He said if I keep thinking about you all day, I won't get any work done... what should I do, huh?
I want to tell you something... I... hate you so much. You keep running wild in my mind, making it impossible for me to think...
My love, let me tell you this: 1 + 1 = 2, it's the two eyes looking at you; 2 + 3 = 5, it's the five senses remembering you; 5 + 2 = 7, it's the seven days a week thinking of you; 7 + 5 = 12, it's the twelve months a year dreaming about you; & 99 + 1 = 100, it's the 100 years I need someone like you by my side.
I love you, please agree to be my girlfriend!
Europe is asleep, Asia is also sleeping, America is slowly darkening, only the most beautiful eyes in the world are reading my message.
If suddenly you realize that you're in a dark room, seeing blood and dampness everywhere. Don't worry, you're in a safe place – my heart.
Hey, wake up, little one! Don't overcook, it's burning! I can see from your house... 'oh! smoke rising high', I'm afraid I won't recognize you.
I've been waiting for your affection! I know there's nothing left for me to hope for, but you're the girl I'll love forever. We'll meet tomorrow, I don't know what to say. I love you! This love I'll keep forever. Waiting! I'll wait.
I've learned that an hour has 60 minutes and a minute has 60 seconds. But no one taught me that a minute without you is an endless minute, a second without you is an eternal second!
'You! The vast sky, but one day forgets to rise, the moon forgets to appear. I only have one unique heart, it seems I've already given it all to you, because there's no night I don't miss you'.
'Yesterday you asked me how much I love you? I know how to answer this. If my heart were divided into 3 parts: one part for my parents, one part for myself to live, the remaining part I give it all to you'.
Has anyone in your lonely friend group whispered to you that I love you so much? Not yet? Let me tell you then 'I love U'...
'Hey, why didn't any annoying friend call me today? Probably they know I'm missing you... too scared to call...!!! - Missing you a lot!'.
'I'd rather once smell the fragrance of your hair. I'd rather once tightly squeeze your hand, I'd rather once taste the sweetness of your kiss than live immortal without experiencing those.'
'In business communication with partners, I've been happy to receive many agreements. But perhaps if I receive your agreement in this case, I'll be the happiest person in the world. I love you! Let's be lovers, you and me!'
'Suddenly I think you might be feeling cold, and you're about to have some bad dreams. So I wish I were a thick blanket to warm you up, I wish I were a white horse to take you to a castle and meet a prince. When you wake up tomorrow and read this message, reply to me if you feel less cold or not, if you had bad dreams or not?'
Hey you! Why do I keep remembering you so much? My head is stubbornly fixated on you, I've told it: if you remember her, remember just a little, don't remember too much, but it doesn't listen to anything! Keeps remembering you, incessantly, passionately, deeply, remembers everything... Basically, it just remembers... remembers... remembers you so much. I love you!
When night falls, look up at the sky, if you see a shooting star, make a wish. Believe me, that wish will come true... Because I wished to meet you and indeed, I have met you.
Darling, look up at the sky! The stars are whispering to each other that I love you.
There are 6 billion people on Earth. And I don't understand why I only message you. Maybe because the other 5,999,999,999 people can't replace you.
Ever since the perpendicular line from your eyes hit the plane of my heart, I can no longer determine the radius to draw the circle of my feelings.
It's a pity I can't gift you the sun. Nor can I send flowers through the phone. So, I write this message and send the warm sunshine of my soul to your heart.
'Wishing you sweet dreams!' Or 'Good night, dream beautifully' Or 'Goodnight…'
'Noticed you weren't feeling well today, what's wrong?'
'How's your day going, everything going well with work?'
'You look stunning today, couldn't even recognize you!'
'Get some early sleep, darling! See you in tonight's dream!'
'Wishing you a wonderful day ahead, sending all the luck your way!'
'Wishing you a delicious lunch, darling!'
'This is the weather forecast bulletin, today the weather is transitioning, it will be colder. Someone should wear warm clothes to avoid catching a cold. Thank you!'
'Wishing you a joyful Christmas day with your family and friends. It's cold today, so remember to wear an extra layer!'
'You looked so radiant today, I must admit, you're truly beautiful!'
'Does the lady of the hour fancy dining with a humble servant tonight?'
'This afternoon, you blushed when teased. Regretting it now, huh? Tomorrow, if teased again, remember to hide behind me so I won't notice, less regret, right?'
'Disaster is looming, did you know?'
'Lately, I feel a bit old, you know. Do you have any tricks to help me out?'
'Feeling down, may I borrow your photo to cheer up a bit? :))'
'Today's a holiday, both single, so let's go out together to blend in with others. I'll pick you up shortly!'
'Hey, I'm in dire straits. You know, every day... I think of you.'
'They say love is a game. Let's play this game together!'
'I always wonder why I'm still single when you're around.'
'If you're looking for a boyfriend, just call me. I can't promise to find you the perfect one, but I promise to be the boyfriend who makes you the happiest.'
Hey, wake up yet? Don't oversleep, or else! I can see from your house... oh! smoke is rising, I'm afraid I won't recognize you.
There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
Wake up, baby! Brush your teeth, wash your face, and then go take the exam. I've cleared the way for you, so don't worry about traffic jams anymore.
Hey, sweetheart! Why do I keep missing you so much? My head is spinning just thinking about you. I've told myself to think of you less, but I can't help it. Just keep missing you, endlessly, passionately, completely... I miss you so much. I love you!
Guess what 'noh ssiW' means? Just turn your phone upside down, and you'll find out. I miss you!
My dear, I tried to send you a gift through the mail. It's my longing for you right now. But sadly, they refused it, saying it's too big to send. Hmm, what should I do now?
Hey, sweetheart! I've been counting sheep until morning and still can't sleep. I miss you too much.
You're like a fairy, driving me crazy. I love you so much that my heart aches. Your sweet voice sends shivers down my spine... Oops, sorry, wrong number!
If beauty is a crime, you deserve the death penalty.
Sherlock Holmes is just a fool, Edison is just a simpleton. One is a famous detective, the other is a renowned inventor, but neither of them discovered you. Only I am the genius ♥
You look amazing today. How do I know? Because you're always amazing!
Are you free right now?
Yes, why?
Let me text you to free up your time...
Dear subscriber, your attention is currently being diverted by another subscriber. Please be mindful.
If you feel like going out, I'll go with you... if you're happy, I'll laugh with you... if you cry, I'll cry with you... but if you can't sleep, I'll have to give up because I can't sleep with you... ^ ^
If you're reading this message, it means you have a liking for me. If you ignore it, it means you're paying attention to me. If you forward it to someone else, it means you're BONDING with me, and if you reply, it means you cherish me.
If you don't reply, it means you adore me... And if you smile while reading this message... it means you truly LOVE me. ^^
If I punch you?! ... you'll punch me back... If I slap you?! ... you'll slap me back... So, if I love you?! ... you'll love me back too, right?
When you fell from heaven to earth, did it hurt?
Sometimes my mind tells my heart, 'Don't love, don't care, don't miss...' But my heart, it's a stubborn fellow, keeps passionately calling your name.
Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
How can you stop the rain from falling when the sky is thick with dark clouds? How can you stop the golden leaves from falling when autumn arrives? How can you make me not love you when you exist in this world?
If I had to choose between loving you and the air to breathe, I'd use my last breath to say I love you.
To love but not dare to speak is a coward (true). To love but not know how to express it is a failure (accurate). To love but not keep the one you love is a fool (wise). Not to love and claim to love is a scoundrel (right without correction). To love one and court another is a... player (spot on ^^). To love but hurt your lover is a brute (accepted). To love but not send this message to the one you like is to risk losing your love (absolutely right ^^).
The U key and the I key are next to each other. What does that mean? U & I - You & Me will never be apart. The W key and the E key are also next to each other. That means: through ups and downs, whatever happens, WE - we will always be ready to stand shoulder to shoulder! The N key and the M key? It's you and me! The T key and the Y key are next to each other, very balanced... See, even on the keyboard, LOVE is placed very solemnly. ^^
Courting a girl isn't difficult, what's difficult is making her love you. Deceiving someone isn't hard, what's hard is ensuring you don't fall in love with them.
The subscriber you just called is singing dreamily... with an innocent face and pretending not to hear the phone!!! (*'')(''#)
She's gentle but a bit sassy.
Troubled by money, driven mad by love, I might as well bang my head against the wall.
'Announcement: the weather today is very cold! Phone number 090******x sends warm wishes to the person reading this message!'
'It's raining today, suddenly thinking of someone, wondering if that person remembers me too.'
'Do you know where I'm sitting to text you? Near that tree, there's no signal up here. Because I miss you so so much.'
'Focus on studying, don't be distracted by checking messages now' (message for students taking exams)
'Wake up, darling, brush your teeth, wash your face, and then go take the exam. I've cleared the way, so no worries about traffic jams anymore'
Asking the sweetheart out for dinner: 'May the lady consider inviting the humble servant for dinner tonight'
'According to the meteorological center, tomorrow morning will still be rainy and cold. Text this number in the morning when you go to work, remember to dress warmly and bring an umbrella. And now: Goodnight!'
'Sleep tight, don't kick off the blanket, it's very cold! I'm going to sleep now'
'If there's a verdict for me for loving you, I plead guilty and accept a life sentence beside you...'
'If you still feel sad, call the number 09....... That's your hotline, 1080.'
'The Moon is Earth's satellite, and you are the satellite of my life'
'Since the plane of my heart was intersected by the perpendicular line from your eyes, I can no longer determine the radius to draw the circle of my feelings'
'There are 8,000,000,000 people on Earth. And I don't understand why I only text you. Maybe because the other 7,999,999,999 people can't replace you'
'Europe is asleep, Asia is also asleep, America is getting dark, only the most beautiful eyes in the world are reading my message'
'When you were born, it was raining. That was the sky crying because it regretted losing such a wonderful angel like you.'
'Everyone taught me that an hour has 60 minutes, a minute has 60 seconds, but no one taught me that a second without you is an endless second, a minute without you is an eternal minute'
'How can you stop the rain when the sky is thick with dark clouds? How can you prevent the golden leaves from falling when autumn has arrived? How can you make me not love you when you exist in this world?'
'I only wish for a grassland full of dogs. A farm with lush green mango trees. A range of Truong Son mountains planted with chili peppers. A river filled with vodka. To that place, I will devote my days. Away from the dust and forgetting your silhouette ........'
'So funny, darling! I just dreamed that you invited me to visit a flower garden and then ... kissed me! I asked if you liked me, and you nodded! Then we continued to have so much fun! Hey, it's just a dream, no big deal! Hehe!'
If suddenly you realize you're in a dark room, seeing blood and moisture everywhere. Don't worry, my dear, you're in a very safe place - my heart.
In heaven, there are 10 angels: 5 angels playing, 4 angels chatting, and 1 angel reading this message...
Math teacher taught me 1 hour = 60 minutes, 1 minute = 60 seconds, but didn't tell me 1 second without you equals 100 years. Miss you!
'If I were in hell and you were in heaven, I would look up and rejoice with you. But if I were in heaven and you were in hell, I would pray for God to send me down because heaven wouldn't be heaven without you!'
I dropped a tear into the ocean, and when someone finds it, that's when I'll stop loving you.
I have 'I', I have 'L', I have 'O', I have 'V', I have 'E', and let me know how to get 'U'
Every day, when God opens the door to heaven, He looks at me and asks: 'What's your wish today?!'. I reply: Please protect the person reading this message!
One day, when I die or go far away, I'll write your name on all the stars, so that everyone can look up and understand how much you mean to me.
If drops of water were kisses, I would give you the entire ocean. If leaves were hugs, I would give you the entire forest. If long nights were love, I'd send you the entire starry sky. But my heart cannot be given to you because it already belongs to you.
I wrote your name on the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. So, I wrote your name in my heart where it will stay forever...
I invite you on a special trip:
Destination - the stars.
Driver - love.
Mode of transport - heart.
Passengers - you and me.
Tickets are non-refundable as I bought them with 3,000 kisses.
I've transferred 2,000 dreams and 1,000 sweet thoughts into the account of your heart. When you don't have time for me, just withdraw them from the account.
Midnight message: 'Suddenly, I thought you might be feeling cold and lonely, about to have some scary dreams... So, I decided to text you to wake you up...'
Every Christmas, God comes down to Earth, but what does He do? He's looking for His most beautiful angel who got lost down here. But what if He doesn't know that His angel is reading this message? Well, that's a Search Engine Optimization mystery!?!?
Sometimes, my mind tells my heart, 'No love, no anger, no missing...', but my heart is a stubborn fellow, relentlessly calling your name!
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Have you fallen asleep yet? If you dream of nightmares, I'll be the demon in those nightmares. But if you can't sleep, feel free to call me, don't hesitate, I've turned off my phone.
Once God appeared and asked me, 'If you had to choose between a perfect lover and $1,000,000,000, what would you choose?'
'I choose $1000000000, because I already have you as the perfect lover, what more do I need?'
'If you want to go out, I'll go with you... if you're happy, I'll laugh with you... if you cry, I'll cry with you... but if you can't sleep, I'll have to give up... because I can't sleep with you... ^ ^'
Are you free?
Yes, why?
So let me text you to occupy you...
'You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me'
'............................' That's enough for both of us to understand, right?
'If beauty is a crime, you deserve the death penalty'
'Hello there. This is the message center. Press 1 for a compliment. Press 2 for a nice wish. Press 3 for a kiss. Press 4 for a date. If you want it all, press my number'
Thank you for reading the article by SoftwareTips.vn about extremely clever and humorous flirty messages. Wishing you all success in winning over the girl you admire.
