Best Wall Newspaper Jokes

20/11 Wall Newspaper Jokes are a decorative approach to make the wall newspaper humorous, meaningful, providing moments of joy and relaxation. Therefore, Mytour has compiled the best 20-11 wall newspaper jokes for you to choose to decorate your class's wall newspaper.

20/11 Jokes

Compilation of 20-11 Wall Newspaper Jokes

1. Reason for Going to School

Mother: Son, wake up, you have to go to school.
Son: I don't want to go to school!
Mother: Can you give 2 reasons why you don't want to go to school?
Son: Sure, that's because the kids hate me and the teachers hate me too.
Mother: But I can also give you 2 reasons why you have to go to school.
Son: Okay, tell me.
Mother: Firstly, you're 52 years old, and secondly, you're the principal.

2. Who's Flying?

The teacher asked the student (the son of the principal):
- 'In the story of Saint Giong, who rides the iron horse and flies into the sky?'
- 'I give up!' Unable to tolerate the student's incompetence, the teacher said:
- 'Don't think that just because you're the principal's son, you can slack off in your studies. Take this textbook and go see your dad!'
In the principal's office, the father said to his son:
- 'How could you be so *** stupid!! You embarrass me. The one who rides the iron horse and flies into the sky is Mr. BÈN. Look, the book clearly states: 'After bowing goodbye to his homeland, Mr. BÈN flew into the sky.' You didn't even bother to read.'

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3. Not Me

To prepare for the class when the education department's inspection team comes to check the school, the teacher prepares and informs the students in the class.
- When the teacher asks a question, all the students must raise their hands.

4. Who Discovered America?

During geography class, the teacher called on Ha:
- Where is America, please?
- Here it is, sir! - Ha pointed on the map.
- Excellent! Now, Bi, can you tell me who is credited with discovering America?
- Sir, it's Ha.
=> Decorating your bulletin board with this joke will surely elevate your classroom's humor quotient.

5. Who Took the Golden Bow?

The teacher asked the students: Who stole the magic crossbow of An Dương Vương?
The class fell silent. The teacher tried a trick:
- Do you know who stole the magic crossbow of An Dương Vương?
- No, not me - the frightened student replied.
Just then, the Principal walked by, and seeing the teacher's frustration, he said:
- Look, students nowadays are so incompetent, they don't even know who stole the magic crossbow of An Dương Vương.
The Principal nodded:
- Alright, just tell Mr. Vương to file a report, and I'll instruct the management to allocate funds for compensation. Don't make a fuss and tarnish our reputation!

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6. The Facebook Era

Two teacher and student were talking.
- Have you done your homework, Tí?
- Yes, I've done it and posted it on Facebook. I've tagged you, sir. Please remember to like and comment.
- Very good. I've also posted your grades on Facebook, and tagged your mother. Make sure to remind her to check, like, and comment on my post.
=> A witty joke for November 20th, The Facebook Era, where students are clever and teachers are even cleverer.

7. Quiz Time

A student has to take an exam in front of the board. The professor asks:
- When did Marx pass away?
- Marx has passed away! Let's take a moment to remember Him!
The whole board stands up for a minute of remembrance. The professor continues:
- When did Lenin pass away?
- Lenin may have passed, but His legacy lives on. Let's take 5 minutes to commemorate the great leader of the Communist class.
The entire board rises, in solemn remembrance. The professor whispers to the board:
- Let's give him 3 points, otherwise, he'll make us sing the 'Internationale' and none of us know the lyrics here!

8. Even Teachers Go Crazy

Teacher: Can you tell me which is farther, the Moon or the Sun?
Student: The Sun is farther, sir.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because of Khởi My, sir.
Teacher: No, why?
Student: Because of Ưng Hoàng Phúc, sir.
Teacher: No, I mean Why!
Student: Why? Oh! Why by DBSK.
Teacher: Oh my, what am I going to do?
=> Students are too 'smart,' even the teacher is at a loss.

9. Late Arrival

Already in class, Tí just walks through the school gate. The security guard calls out and asks:
- Why are you late?
- My dream is to be a principal, Tí answers.
- I'm asking why you're late! The security guard sternly says.
- Then when do you see the principal arrive early????
10. Lesson Time
The whole class is waiting for the teacher to start a new lesson.
Teacher: 'I have some business to attend to, so our class is dismissed for this period.'
Hearing the teacher, the whole class happily leaves.
Teacher: 'Hold on. You've heard the information about the class being dismissed. So how will you handle that information?'
Student: 'Yes, we will go home or go out, sir'
Teacher: 'Good! That's an example of 'Information and Information Processing.' Open your notebooks and let's start the new lesson!'
=> A hilarious classroom joke about a bold teacher's entrance strategy and dismissal, demonstrating a funny twist on information processing.
Student: ....

11. Whitening

During Chemistry class, the teacher sees Tí turning around to play some game. She asks:
- 'Tí! Can you tell me which acids are commonly used in whitening?'
- 'Well, there are many types, ma'am.'
- 'Can you tell me what those types are?'
- 'Sure, ma'am, examples include Oh Mo, Tide, or Because People, ma'am'

12. The Pro Teacher

The teacher walks into the classroom. Clothes disheveled. Stern face. The whole class is worried. Upon entering the classroom, the teacher takes off the right shoe and throws it forcefully into the far left corner of the room.
The class is scared. The teacher then takes off the left shoe and throws it. The shoe lands swiftly in the far right corner of the room.
The class trembles. Approaching the board, the teacher asks:
- So, do you all feel scared?
- Yes, sir... very scared, sir.
- The whole class responds in unison.
- Well, you're still not as scared as World War II. Take out your pens and notebooks to learn about the 'World War II'
=> An equally bold entry into the lesson, you can use this classroom joke to decorate your classroom wall.

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13. Greeting the Teacher, Dad

A student skipped school without reason.
- The teacher asked: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
- Um... because I was sick, ma'am.
- By tomorrow, you must bring me a note from your father or mother.
- Yes, ma'am.
The next day, the student handed the teacher a piece of paper with the following words: 'Dear teacher, my child was absent from school yesterday because he was sick. Regards, Dad'.

14. Medical Tools

The teacher instructed the students:
- Tomorrow, each of you bring an item related to health protection to class.
- The next day, all the students brought one item each.
- Tuấn, what did you bring?
- Ma'am, I brought a bandage for treating wounds.
- Excellent. And Tèo, what did you bring?
- Ma'am, I brought a bottle of antiseptic to clean wounds.

15. Meaningful Numbers

During a class, the teacher asked the students:
- 'Which number do you like the most?'
- Many students answered with different numbers.
- Tèo was the last to answer.
- 'Ma'am: my favorite number is 21193'
- The teacher asked why he liked that number.
- Tèo replied: 'Ma'am, that number has a significant meaning'
- 'What's the meaning?' the teacher asked.
- 'Ma'am: 21193 means 'If 2 people work together on something for 1 hour, then after 9 months, there will be a third person'

16. The Ocean

In geography class, Tí seemed distracted.
- The teacher asked: Tí! What is the ocean?
- Tí (startled): Ma'am! 'The Ocean' is a poem by Xuân Diệu ma'am!
- The teacher: ?!?

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17. The Essay Assignment

The teacher asked the students to describe their favorite animal. Seven-year-old Bin caught a flea for study and described it in great detail. Of course, the teacher was not pleased. She asked Bin to rewrite the essay about the family dog. Bin's essay went like this: 'In my house, there's a dog, and since the dog has a lot of fur, it must have fleas. Now, I'll describe the flea: ...' The teacher, very annoyed, asked Bin to rewrite it again, this time describing a fish. The next day, Bin submitted the following: 'In my house, there's a fish, and since the fish lives underwater, it has scales. If it lived on land, it would surely have fur, and if it had fur, it would have fleas. Now, I'll describe the flea: ...'
=> This is also a funny wall comic story, bringing laughter to everyone.

18. The Four-Wheeled Vehicle

Student 1 meets Student 2, who is riding a motorcycle to school.
Student 1: In this day and age, you're still riding a motorcycle to school.
Student 2, surprised, asks back: Then what are you riding?
Student 1: Me? I travel in a car with four wheels or more, with a chauffeur to boot.
Student 2: Oh, really? What a big shot. So, what kind of car do you ride in?
Student 1, running while saying: 'Let's take the bus together.'

19. History Quiz

During a history quiz:
- Who was Lê Lợi?
+ Um, I don't know.
- Do you know who Trần Hưng Đạo was?
+ Um, I don't know.
- Alright, if you can answer this question, I'll let you pass. Do you know who Trưng Trắc and Trưng Nhị were?
+ Um, I don't know.
- Well then, you may leave. I can't let you pass.
+ Do you know Hung Nom, Minh Scar, Phuc Crazy, and Dung Ghost?
- Huh???
+ Just as you have your threats, I have mine. Don't use your threats on me.

20. Only One Mistake

Two students chatting. One complains:
- Our teacher is hopeless. My essay was great, but just because of one spelling mistake, I got a zero.
- Where did you make the mistake?
- Instead of writing 'my teacher is passionate about nurturing people,' I accidentally wrote 'my teacher is passionate about marrying people.'

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21. Impossible to Give

After teaching his students a lesson about filial piety, the teacher asked Bi:
- If you have two houses and your dad has none, what would you do?
- I would give one to my dad.
- Excellent. If you have two cars and your dad has none, what would you do?
- I would give one to my dad.
- Excellent. You understand the lesson very well. One more question: If you saved up 20,000 dong and your dad has none, what would you do?
- I wouldn't give my dad any.
- Why is that? You give him a house, a car, but you wouldn't give him any money?
- Well, because I actually saved up 20,000 dong.
=> Everything that doesn't exist can be given, but it's hard to give up what already exists. This November 20th joke is both humorous and meaningful, touching on human greed.

22. Riddle about Objects

During a test, the biology teacher brought in a cage containing various birds. He pulled out one bird and hid it behind his back, showing only its tail to the students, and asked:
- What bird is this?
- Um... a magpie, sir!
- Incorrect. This is a woodpecker. Let's try again...
The teacher pulled out another bird and asked:
- What is this one called?
- Um...!
The student was perplexed.
- I think it's a cuckoo, sir!
- No, this is a nightingale. You haven't studied! I'm truly sorry to give you a 'Fail' grade! What's your name by the way?
- I challenge you to guess, sir.
Teacher!!!
=> With this approach, how can the teacher give grades to the students.

23. 8 Points Still Gets Scolded

While checking the results of his supplementary exam, the father suddenly exclaimed, 'Oh! Passed!' His 2nd-grade son standing beside him asked:
- Dad! How many points did you get to be so happy?
- Oh, 5 points, son!
- But how many points is the highest?
- It's 10 points.
- Yet you're still happy! Why did you scold me yesterday for getting 8 points in math?!
- !!!
=> If you're looking for November 20th wall jokes, you can refer to this November 20th joke.

24. What Do Roses Live On?

Today the teacher wore a new shirt with roses embroidered on the chest. Seeing the students looking intently, the teacher asked with joy: Do you know what roses live on?
Vova answered: Milk, ma'am.
The teacher blushed and sent Vova to stand in the corridor. The principal passing by saw Vova standing there, asked about the situation, then said: Vova, you're mistaken, roses live on fertilizer and urine.
Vova mumbled: I didn't know its roots were that long.

25. Opposite Words

During the supplementary class, the teacher lectured and said to the students:
- Read words opposite to what I say!
The students politely responded:
- Yes, sir!
- Black.
The students chorused:
- Not black.
- Hot.
- Not hot.
The teacher blushed:
- Incorrect!
- Correct!
The teacher got annoyed:
- Silence!
The students remained confident:
- Not silent!
The teacher couldn't take it anymore:
- Are you afraid of me?
The students, still confidently:
- We're not afraid of you!
- What?!
- Not what!
=> Now, that's what we call bold students.

26. Too Hard a Window

On the way to school, Tí often rides the bus with Hồng. One day, Tí gathered up his courage and handed a piece of paper to Hồng, on which he wrote:
'I really like you. If you agree to be friends with me, please give me back this note. But if you don't agree, then throw it out the window.'
After a while, Hồng passed back the old piece of paper. Tí eagerly opened it to read, and it said: 'The window is too hard, I can't open it!'

27. Getting into the Problem

At the beginning of math class, the teacher posed a riddle to the whole class.
- The teacher asked, what do you call stealing music?
- Sir, that's called musical theft!
- Then what about stealing ideas?
- That's called idea theft, sir!
- What about stealing poems?
- That's called poetry theft, sir!
- So what about stealing teeth?
The whole class looked puzzled...
- Open your books, today we will learn... ''derivative''.
=> This is also the teacher's witty way of introducing the topic of Derivatives in Math class. This classroom joke is suitable for decorating your class bulletin board.

28. Me Too

The teacher said:
- Sir, Ngốc's student is lazy and doesn't study, just copies from the friend sitting next to him.
The father asked:
- How do you know that, teacher?
The teacher replied:
- Here, sir, just look at this Vietnamese history test, then you'll see. Question: Who defeated the Qing army on the first day of Tet? Tèo's student sitting next to Ngốc answered: King Quang Trung, and Ngốc's student answered the same way?
The father argued:
- But that's the answer the students have learned.
The teacher calmly said:
- Please see the second question. Question: Who is Mrs. Trưng Trắc's husband? Both of them answered Tô Định.
The father said again:
- Maybe they remembered the wrong answer the same way.
The teacher said:
- But what do you think about the third question? Question: When did Bình Định Vương ascend to the throne? Tèo's student answered, I don't know. So, do you know how your son answered? He wrote down: 'I'm the same'.
- !!!

29. Puppy Love

Students nowadays not only love early but also love... very early.
Back in the day when I was in 9th grade, I had a crush on a girl in 7th grade. I agreed to stay back in school for 2 years just to walk to school together with her... But unexpectedly... after 2 years of staying back in school... she was still a 7th-grade student.
Angry, I asked her why, and she replied: 'I'm sorry, I had a crush on a guy in 5th grade''.

30. Teacher's Confession

Today, the young teacher arranged to meet his girlfriend on the weekend. While the two were chatting intimately, the teacher took the initiative:
- Today I'm meeting you to talk about the topic of love. The idea of the topic is that I really love you. I will confess to you in three parts. Each part will have analysis, arguments for you to fully understand my feelings. Look, you're still listening to me! In a moment, I'll interrogate you! I will analyze specifically, there will be vivid evidence. After each part, there will be a conclusion for you to grasp the main points. Do you understand?
The girl gently said:
- Um, 'sir', I understand!
- !?!

31. Empathy

Tý was crying and running home, complaining to his father:
- The teacher bullies me too much, dad. Every day the teacher calls me to the front to answer questions. The teacher deliberately chooses really difficult questions so I can't answer, then punishes me. Today I was punished to hold my ear and stand at the back of the class.
- Tý's father was very angry. The next day he took Tý, grumbling, to meet the teacher: I heard my son say that you bully him a lot. Why do you treat my child like that?
- I didn't bully your son at all, but look, whenever I ask him to come to the board to answer questions, he still can't answer, even the easiest questions.
- I also heard my son say that you only choose difficult questions. Alright, give me an example.
- Here you go, yesterday I asked him when General Trần Hưng Đạo died, but he couldn't answer.
- Tý's father pondered for a moment, then replied: Well, I also empathize with my son. My family is in the business of trading, sometimes we read the news, but who goes to read legal documents.
=> Surely a literature teacher or someone fond of literature, his girlfriend will surely have a headache listening to the teacher's confessions.

20/11 Wishes

Wishes for November 20th are considered meaningful gifts and priceless expressions of gratitude to teachers. If you haven't received any wishes on November 20th, you should refer to the article November 20th wishes that Mytour has compiled and shared previously.

1. Teaching is a highly noble profession. On the occasion of November 20th, I wish all teachers happiness, joy, and good health.
2. Thank you very much, teachers, for imparting useful knowledge to me, helping me become a useful citizen to society.
3. On November 20th, I send the best wishes to all teachers. Wishing you all good health and success in your work.
4. Teachers are not only the ones who impart knowledge to me but also the ones who nurture me into who I am today, providing wings for my dreams. Wishing all teachers good health and happiness.

November 20th Poem

November 20th poems contribute to making the bulletin board more interesting and meaningful, leaving an impression on viewers and judges. You can refer to November 20th poems for more choices.

So what are you waiting for? Collect these humorous anecdotes for the 20/11 bulletin board here to make your classroom's bulletin board more humorous and meaningful in celebrating November 20th.

Along with compiling funny stories for November 20th, Mytour also compiles meaningful and entertaining opening remarks for November 20th, helping you choose excellent opening remarks for the November 20th cultural program and lead the event with confidence.