Buzz
After enduring moments of hard work and study, you long for cheerful statuses regarding friendship, love, and life. Today, we present to you some succinct yet lively and humorous quotes to alleviate the stress and exhaustion of life, making it even more enjoyable and meaningful.
Fun Statuses About Friendship
1. Planned to study tonight... Flipped through the book and saw it was long so I decided not to.
2. You seem familiar, like we've never met before.
3. True friends are there to catch you when you fall, not wait until you stop breathing to light a candle.
4. When close, we share our secrets. When distant, we dig up each other's secrets.
5. Play with a friend wholeheartedly, and they'll play back with all their soul.
6. A best friend may offend you multiple times, but will never side with anyone who hurts you, even once.
7. Student life is incredibly romantic. Pen in hand... foot stuffed under the desk.
8. The most beautiful place is where we once walked, and the most beautiful time is the time we can never return to.
9. True friends are the ones who always listen, and understand only after a while.
10. Learn much, forget much. Learn little, forget little. Don't learn, don't forget.
11. Studying without playing, wasting youth. Playing without studying, being healthy and happy.
12. Parents provide money for us to eat and study. If we don't study, we better eat.
13. A best friend is someone who listens to us complain about everything in life all day long, but then ends it with: 'Whatever, man.'
14. 'If you fail me, it's a moral issue. If you let me pass, it's a national one.' - A teacher said.
15. Sometimes I wish to live like you. Born with a wicked nature inside.
16. Nobody talks more politely than best friends, and nobody turns around to gossip and tease you faster than them either.
Funny and humorous statuses about love
1. Promises are like the wind, the better they sound, the easier they break.
2. Love is eternal. Only one thing is allowed to change. That's... the lover.
3. Boys can play around with every girl except the one they like, while girls can play around with every guy except the one they despise.
4. All I need is your love, let those who love me worry about me.
5. The cruel underworld doesn't scare me... Only the empty road back without you.
6. If you were a pack of cigarettes, I'd be the first addict. If you were a madhouse, I'd be the forever lunatic.
7. Love doesn't just spontaneously arise nor vanish. It simply shifts from one person to another, preserving the essential emotions and delivering them to a more suitable recipient.
8. Fish don't eat salty fish, and a guy who falls for flattery is as clueless as can be.
9. If loving you is wrong, then tomorrow I'll love someone else.
10. Beside you, I'm strangely peaceful. Far from you, I feel strange but quite peaceful.
11. My heart only opens its doors twice. To let you in and to kick you out.
12. You say cigarettes are harmful. But darling, cigarettes aren't as toxic as you.
13. Loving you with all I have. Only for you to follow it... as if I never existed.
14. Half that seeks me, I reject. Half I seek, rejects me.
15. Love is like a crystal rose, dazzling yet fragile. Because it's fragile, we need to equip it with so much... so if it breaks, there's something to replace it.
16. In this world, the most uncontrollable is the heart - something that belongs to us, yet beats erratically for others.
17. Loving only one person for life, this disease is ten times worse than cancer.
18. Northward stairs seek the heavens When will I find someone to love? The gods smirk and say In mid-June, snow falls on an afternoon.
19. In life, you will meet someone who breaks your rules, changes your habits, and becomes your exception.
20. When tiredness sets in, come back to me. I'll bear half the storm for you out there.
Funny life statuses
1. Growing up means knowing how to hide emotions. If you throw stones, make sure to hide your hand. The trick is good, but you have to pretend to be the victim.
2. Laughter is the best medicine for you. But when you laugh for no reason, that's when you need the medicine.
3. People don't appreciate what they have... They just focus on envying what belongs to others.
4. Happiness is having someone to understand you, someone to love you, and someone to make you happy. But beware, never let those three meet each other.
5. Thank you, life, for every morning waking up to find everything in the house still intact.
6. Handsome forever stays handsome, staying single is just the norm.
7. The innate ability of nervous people is to make smart people feel frustrated.
8. Money can't buy everything. But without money, life's just tough.
9. Play recklessly in your youth. So that in old age, you can quietly ride a bicycle.
10. Rich because of friends, classy for the wife, but in debt because of the lover.
11. Stay calm, stay confident, no bitterness. Hold grudges, endure, seek revenge later.
12. Pursue your passion, and debts will pursue you.
13. Don't be sad thinking you're ugly, always remember you have a hidden beauty that the more you seek, the more it hides.
14. Money leaves, does the wallet remember? Wallet sits eagerly awaiting the return of money. Money leaves, doesn't keep its promise. Will it ever return after leaving?
15. Sometimes I sit and think, I truly admire myself: Started with nothing... and built up a massive debt.
16. A smile equals ten doses of vitamins. But... smiling at the wrong time might need a toothpick instead of a pill.
