Buzz
Have you ever desired to exude the aura of a seasoned computer wizard amongst your peers? Here's your blueprint to achieve that effortlessly.
Procedure
Cultivate a Hacker-esque Computer Aesthetic. Procure an image featuring a menacing skull and crossbones. Employ software like Paint to inscribe text beneath the skull, proclaiming something akin to: XXXYOURNAMEHEREXXX. Insert your name in uppercase letters where indicated. Set this as your desktop wallpaper.
Access the Command Prompt. Navigate to the Start menu, execute the 'Run' command, and input cmd.exe.
Shift it to the far left and oscillate it vertically across the screen's entirety.
Input 'start' and hit Enter. Trigger another command prompt. Align it with the former and induce vertical oscillations spanning the entire screen. Repeat this process until your screen is saturated with command prompts.
Invoke 'start' once more, but merely minimize the resultant command prompt.
In each command prompt, execute the following command:
- color a
Proceeding from left to right, set the title in the first window as: hack01. Then, in the subsequent window, set it as hack02, and continue likewise.
In each command prompt, input the following commands:
- @echo off
- cls
- tree
Now, restore the previously minimized command prompt window.
Type 'ping', followed by a random website, and '-t'. For instance, ping www.google.com -t
Insider Tips
- Ensure a substantial number of files populate your system. Otherwise, 'tree' won't adequately fill the screen.
- Rehearse this routine extensively before presenting it to an audience.
- Opting for GNU/Linux or Kali significantly enhances your credibility among fellow enthusiasts and hackers.
Words of Caution
- Exercise caution. Individuals lacking computer literacy might misinterpret your actions as genuine hacking. Stay out of trouble.
Essentials
- A computer running Windows 7 or later. Alternatively, utilize any penetration-testing GNU/Linux distribution such as Kali Linux.
- An audience.
