1. Busy streets missing me
Being alone for a long time often makes the FA feel pitiful, contemplating their fate, and frequently thinking about their bleak existence. After a decade, it seems the season of loneliness still persists. However, occasionally, FAs manage to 'squeeze out' poetic verses like this instead of sighs:Sometimes it goes like this: 'Others have pairs and companions,While I remain single and alone,Lonely as a cat with no mate,Waiting in the night for a 'Squirrel.''

2. Card top-up promotion
For those in couples, Valentine's Day is an exciting opportunity to create beautiful memories together. Meanwhile, for our solitary FAs, it's simply a day when network providers offer card top-up promotions.

3. Self-Consoling on 'Va-lung-tung' Day
Instead of being melancholic about the lack of a partner, many optimistic individuals console themselves by providing reasons to celebrate their FA status. Spending Va-lung-tung day with grandma, who's quite stylish, watching movies, drinking Ovaltine, and simply enjoying life.

4. I've Got a Honey Too
While others may have dates for Valentine's, I also have a sweetie. Not just one sweetheart, mind you. Many sweethearts make it different. But, me and my honey are organizing a cozy Valentine's at home, creating a warm family atmosphere. Let me introduce you to my lovely sweetheart.

5. Gifted FA
Suddenly, one day, you receive a box of chocolates on Valentine's, and you wonder if it's from some mysterious admirer. While you're speculating about the secret admirer, you're asked... to pay for the chocolate box. There's no secret admirer; it's just you giving a gift to yourself, right?

6. FA's Equation
A fairly logical equation about Valentine's Day on 14th February, solved by FA using the North Bridge method. The result of the equation resonates well with the FA community; Valentine's Day isn't for lovers, it's for FAs - those who are lonely and single.

7. Romantic Scene
On Valentine's Day, those in relationships go out, while our FA folks stay at home, painting scenes like a Korean drama script for themselves. However, the contrast between imagination and reality is quite ironic. If not disrupting directly, FAs disrupt indirectly, don't they?

8. Ode to Heaven
Seasoned FAs, not knowing what to do, resort to calling upon heaven, asking for guidance on how to get a partner. It's heartbreaking for FAs when even heaven rejects them, claiming that even the heavens are single. Well, they console themselves: 'Been single for decades, what's a few more years?'.

9. I'm not single
Everyone claims I'm single, I'm alone, but the truth is, I'm not single; I'm just in a long-distance relationship. My significant other is far away, my love exists in the future.

10. Tragedy of the FA
Valentine without a date brings relief from witnessing many cringe-worthy scenes for the perpetually single. Yet, peace is elusive as constant nudges to go out and find a companion turn into an epic saga of being urged to buy gifts for others. A true tragedy for the FA life.

11. Half of Love
To fill the void of being 'gau'-less, FA folks often console themselves, imagining they always have a significant other by their side, caring for them endlessly.

12. FA Protest
When FA folks get tired of crashing other's parties and feeling annoyed every time they see couples strolling hand in hand on Valentine's, they resort to protesting, declaring Valentine's as a regular day like any other.

13. Creating a Self-Made Half of Affection
The painful truth behind those photos of hands pretending to be in love for the world to see - FA folks interlacing their own hands, pretending the other hand belongs to a special someone. How pitiful!

14. Endless Singleness
So, this is the reason for prolonged singleness. The confession scene unfolds just like a Korean drama, but unfortunately, it doesn't end well for the guy. He fails, and the girl... Perhaps being single for so long, she's too happy to be confessed to and forgets to decline.

15. The Meaning of 14-2
The significance of the number 14-02 for couples is a year of four seasons of eternal love. For singles, it's nothing but being alone in an empty room, experiencing the bitter tears streaming down. It's sad for the single souls, but this analysis from the singles seems fitting and reasonable, doesn't it?

16. Not Praying for Rain
When the entire single community enthusiastically prays for rain on the 14th of February, one individual refuses to endure sitting at home and declares that many singles still go out on the 14th and suggests abandoning the rain prayer ritual. This FA is quite considerate, isn't he?

17. Defining Valentine
There's a solution to the Valentine's problem, an analysis of the number 14-02, and here is the FA's definition of Valentine. While couples go out to enjoy the breeze, our single FAs stay at home, embracing warm beds and soft mattresses, considering the pile of blankets and pillows as their '37-degree teddy bear.' They imagine themselves on a date with a significant other. It's both cozy and worry-free about getting lost on the way back.

18. Valentine's Day
Valentine is approaching, no one by our side, not warming our hearts, so we hug our own warmth and then proudly declare on Facebook that we have a significant other and we are very happy. For a Valentine without loneliness and a community without singledom.

19. Against the Odds
Do FA really feel that way? It's truly against the odds, why deceive oneself like that? Are they trying to hide their true emotions?

20. When Female FA Takes Action
Alongside the tactics of male FAs, now female FAs are joining the battle against singledom with equally cunning strategies. Whoever came up with this move deserves some serious credit.
