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Not only students but teachers also have some memorable and witty quotes. Let's read through some memorable quotes from teachers compiled below to have cheerful moments, knowing that teachers also have humorous and bold moments and to appreciate them even more.
Throughout our school years, each teacher leaves the deepest impressions on us, where the memorable quotes from teachers always linger in our minds. On the occasion of Vietnamese Teachers' Day, Mytour shares timeless quotes from teachers to help understand that teachers also have spontaneous and humorous moments.
The most memorable quote from teachers
Compilation of Memorable Quotes from Educators
1. 'Rest assured, my exams are always the same every year, just take a look at the previous ones and you'll know, except... the answers are different!'
(Mr. Phong - Physics 2, Hanoi University of Science and Technology)
2. 'Those who claim they love you endlessly, don't believe them. Because they haven't figured out if it's endlessly small or endlessly big yet!'
=> Remember this phrase, whether endless love is big or small is still unknown.
3. 'A subject neither self-generates nor self-eliminates, it only shifts from one semester to another. Only the tuition fees don't come back'
(Ms. Xuan Anh - Lecturer of Calculus 2, Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology)
=> This is the humorous remark of the teacher that makes students both amused and appreciative when hearing or reading it.
4. 'When I create exams, I always think of you guys, no matter what, you guys are all dead, so I have to make the exam difficult for you to die with honor!'
=> This bold statement is also the justification of the teacher when creating difficult exams.
5. 'There are no ugly women, only women with philosophical beauty.'
=> Philosophy is abstract, and women with philosophical beauty are probably even more abstract and harder to perceive.
6. 'This world only becomes dark and complicated when men show up'
(Ms. Tu, Academy of Finance)
7. 'Free food only exists in mouse traps!'
(Mr. Nguyen Quy Thanh)
=> This statement was made during sociology class.
8. 'Your parents provide money for your education, if you don't study, at least eat well.'
(Ms. Thanh, National Economics University)
9. 'In lectures, the teacher often uses 'We have.' If we have, does anyone else not have? Therefore, from now on, we should write 'everyone has.''
(Mr. Bui Truong Son - Geotechnical Engineering, Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology)
=> Try writing as the teacher instructed, let's see if you'll lose points.
10. 'Car, mansion, or under the Vĩnh Tuy Bridge?'
=> This statement speaks reality. Think carefully, to study or not to study.
11. 'Teacher: Look outside, the farmer is herding a cow
Student: Yes, sir
Teacher: Teacher is much more miserable than that farmer
Student: Why, sir?
Teacher: Because I have to tend to over 60 cows, what else?'
12. 'The exam questions are not difficult, anyone who reads them understands. It's just the solutions that are difficult!'
=> The questions are always understandable, but figuring out the solutions is the challenge. The teacher is just kidding ...
13. 'Don't treat me like an autistic kid, I ask myself questions and I answer myself.'
(Mr. Nguyen Phuong Lam - Vietnam Maritime University)
=> This bold statement from the teacher reflects the common frustration of teachers when asking questions without getting any answers.
14. '- Do you understand what I'm teaching?
- No, sir
- Well, I don't even understand what's written in the books, let alone you guys'
=> Truly a bold statement, any student who hears their teacher say this will surely feel puzzled.
15. 'If I fail you, it's a moral issue; if I let you pass, it's a national issue!'
(Mr. Teacher, University of Construction)
=> After hearing this, surely you already know the answer.
16. 'During Economics class
Student: Sir, do you know the law of supply and demand for gold prices?
Teacher: If I knew, I would have taken Ngoc Trinh to Macau for breakfast'
(Mr. Hai - National Economics University)
17. 'Good men in this world have all passed away, now they're just left behind as fossils!'
(Mr. Nguyen Xuan Dien - Academy of Finance)
=> Whoever the teacher is in this life, with this bold statement, you ladies need to think twice.
18. 'Teacher: Have you understood what I've been teaching?
Student: No, sir!
Teacher: Good, then let's take out our papers for a test'
(Mr. Chi, Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology)
=> Surely, hearing this statement, students find it both funny and scary when reminded of taking a test.
19. 'A couple in love. Girls are often wise for 3 years and foolish for one hour, while boys are stupid for 3 years and wise for one hour. Who benefits more?'
(Lecturer, Academy of Finance)
20. 'We are engineers, if we talk about wind, we should be able to calculate its speed'
(Mr. Minh, Telecommunications Engineering, Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology)
=> This statement is closely related to the lesson.
21. 'First-year girls are expensive, second-year girls are cheaper, third-year girls are discounted, fourth-year girls break prices!'
(Ms. Xiem, National Economics University)
=> This saying has been widely circulated, even before entering university.
22. 'When the project speaks, even your lover must keep quiet'
(Ms. Do Hong Ngan, University of Construction)
=> Surely, the project holds tremendous power.
23. 'In life, there are two kinds of foolishness, one is the foolishness we are studying here, and the other is the foolishness of falling for girls which, as far as I know, is more severe and spreads faster than the first kind of foolishness.'
(Mr. Trung, Thai Nguyen University of Medicine and Pharmacy)
24. 'Having ethics is very good. Of course, fake ethics are not as good as having ethics, but they are definitely better than those without ethics'
(Mr. Binh Minh, University of Commerce)
25. 'Definition of questioning: The questioner pretends not to know what they know to ask the students - those who pretend to know not to answer what they don't know to those who know but pretend not to listen'
(Ms. Thao Ly Luan, Hanoi Law University)
26. 'Now I'm just asking this question for you to retrieve your grade, but I'm sure you won't be able to answer it'
(Mr. Huy, University of Science)
=> The teacher is too humorous, why give a chance to retrieve grades like this?
27. 'Do you know what specialties Hung Yen has?
One is longan, two is me'
(Mr. Dao Tuan Dat, Hanoi University of Science and Technology)
=> The teacher is truly formidable.
28. 'I don't push you to the wall, I push you to the truth'
(Mr. Phai, Hanoi Law University)
=> This formidable statement has been passed down through many generations of students and pupils.
29. 'Formulas are fully available in books, no need to memorize. Memorizing all the formulas means forgetting all your loved ones at home'
(Mr. Nguyen Dinh Huan, lecturer at Bridge Engineering, Ho Chi Minh City University of Technology)
30. 'Accounting profession, opening the door means entering prison'
(Mr. Duc Duy, Foreign Trade University)
=> Accounting folks, remember this quote from Mr. Duy.
31. 'When you get home, make sure to review the material thoroughly. Next week, we'll have our oral exams
Even if you guys refuse to study, I'll still give high grades, but I don't LIKE it'
(Physics Teacher, University of Science, Vietnam National University)
=> Probably those who study under this teacher will get high grades even without studying.
32. '- Excuse me, sir, I made a mistake for the first time
- If you're acting like that, don't use the excuse of the first time because you should know that just once is enough to get pregnant!'
(Assoc. Prof. Dr. Tran Hai Anh - Military Medical Academy)
33. 'There are two types of handsome:
1. Gay
2. Gigolo
So, which type do those who claim to be handsome belong to?'
(Dr. Nguyen, Hue University of Medicine and Pharmacy)
=> Upon hearing this from the teacher, many male students might hesitate to claim they are handsome.
34. 'The biggest mistake of my life was marrying a WIFE who studied LAW at the same school'
(Professor, Hanoi Law University)
=> Law students, take note.
35. 'Philosophy is a special science that specializes in turning simple things into complicated ones.'
(Professor Huy - University of Hanoi)
36. 'Rest assured, when it comes to retaking exams, your comrades are numerous and lively, and they are also adorable'
(Professor Son, Anatomy, Hanoi Medical University)
37. 'I always make difficult exams because, to me, my students are talented. Making easy exams would be an insult to my students.'
(Professor Tran Vu Hai, Hanoi Law University)
=> After hearing this, many students must feel uneasy and worried.
38. 'Throughout my life, I work to earn money to support my wife and her two other husbands.'
(Professor Cuong, National Economics University)
Surely, with the bold statements of the teachers compiled above, it will bring the most relaxing and comfortable moments to the students.
On November 20th, don't forget to send your wishes, sing songs about teachers to your teachers, those 20-11 wishes along with songs about teachers and the school are meaningful gifts, priceless spiritual food to keep teachers always happy.
Practice writing excellent essays about teachers thoroughly to dedicate it to our teachers.
During our class sessions, teachers often inspire us with words of encouragement collected from famous figures who have achieved certain successes. Therefore, pay attention to and listen carefully to the inspirational words from your teachers.
