Explore the Top 20 Epic Jokes for the Humorous Teachers' Day

After teaching students a lesson on filial piety, the teacher asked Bi:

- If you have two houses and your dad has none, what will you do?

- I will give my dad one house.

- Excellent. If you have two cars and your dad has none, what will you do?

- I will give my dad one car.

- Excellent. You understand the lesson very well. One final question: If you save 20,000 VND, and your dad has no money, what will you do?

- I won't give my dad any money.

- Why is that? You gave him a house, a car, why not money?

- Well, because I actually saved 20,000 VND.

Students always have their innocence, but alongside that, the school years are not lacking in cleverness and mischief. Surely, during school days, you were even more mischievous than the boy in the story :).

During the test, the biology teacher brought in a cage containing various birds. He took out one bird, hiding it behind his back, revealing only the tail, and asked the student:

- What bird is this?
- Sir, it's a magpie!
- Incorrect. This is a woodpecker. Let's try again...

The teacher pulled out another bird and asked:
- What's the name of this one?
- Uh...!
The student hesitated.
- I think it's a cuckoo, sir!
- No, this is a nightingale. You haven't studied your lessons! I'm truly sorry to give you a 'Fail'! What's your name?
- I challenge you to guess, sir.
- Teacher !!!

Mom: Son, wake up, you have to go to school.
Son: I don't want to go to school, Mom!
Mom: Can you give two reasons why you don't want to go to school?
Son: Sure, they hate me, and the teachers hate me too.
Mom: But I can give you two reasons why you have to go to school.
Son: Yes, Mom, tell me.
Mom: Firstly, you're 52 years old, and secondly, you're the principal.

Even the headmaster of the entire school, responsible for guiding students, is reluctant to teach. When students don't want to go to school, they come up with various excuses like stomachaches, leg pains, arm pains, and more. Parents know it's just a way to avoid school, but every student has at least once faked being sick, haha.

Teacher: Can you tell me if the Moon is farther or the Sun?
Student: The Sun is farther, sir.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because of Khởi My, sir!
Teacher: No, why?
Student: Because of Ưng Hoàng Phúc, sir!
Teacher: No, I mean Why!
Student: Why? Oh! The Why of DBSK.
Teacher: Oh my, what do I do?

Sitting in class, looking at the bamboo dust by the pond, paying no attention at all. Standing up, can't say anything, just answer big, if it's wrong, it's okay, or add a joke for everyone to laugh, no big deal.

The whole class is waiting for the teacher to start a new lesson.

Teacher: 'I have some business to attend to, so this class is dismissed.'
Hearing this, the class happily disperses.
Teacher: 'Hold on. How do you handle that information?'
Student: 'Well, sir, we'll go home or go out for fun.'
Teacher: 'Good! That's an example of 'Information and Information Processing.' Now, open your books and let's learn the new lesson!'
Student: ....

From demons to angels, on the third day students, on the fourth day, we talk about the funny teachers. Seeing the teachers always with their red pens ready is just for show because sometimes teachers also playfully engage with students, but it can be quite dangerous sometimes. :)

The teacher strides into the classroom. Clothes disheveled. Face stern. The whole class is on edge. Upon entering, the teacher takes off the right shoe and hurls it to the far left corner of the room.

The class trembles. The teacher proceeds to take off the left shoe and throws it. The shoe soars to the far right corner of the room.

The entire class is in fear. Advancing toward the board, the teacher asks:

- So, everyone, are you scared, huh?
- Yes, sir... very scared.
- The class echoes in unison.
- Still not as scared as World War II. Now, take out your pens and notebooks, let's study the new lesson: 'World War II.'

Teachers with this style must have hearts that beat fast. When you see a teacher like this, it feels like you're in a world war, who needs to study anymore :). Teachers are not always dry; they can be very humorous. Teachers like this make students eagerly anticipate their classes.

The teacher instructs the students:

- Tomorrow, each of you bring an item related to health protection to class.

The next day, students show up with various items.

- Tuấn, what did you bring?
- Well, teacher, I brought bandages for treating wounds.
- Very good. How about Tèo, what did you bring?
- Well, teacher, I brought iodine for cleaning wounds.
- Tý, what about you?
- Well, teacher, an oxygen tank.
- Where did you get it?
- From my grandma.
- What did she say when you took the tank?
- Well, she just sighed and said: 'You can't take it.'

Well, Tý didn't know anything. He thought the oxygen tank looked cool, so he decided to bring it. Surely, among us, everyone has brought random things to class without knowing they're not allowed. Remember back in third grade when the teacher asked for scrap paper, and someone brought their family's household registration book to submit? Luckily, the teacher checked and returned it; otherwise, it would have been a problem.

Preparing for the upcoming school inspection by the education department, the teacher informs the students in the class.

- When the teacher asks a question, all students must raise their hands.

- If you know the answer, raise all 5 fingers, and if you don't, just raise 1 finger for the teacher to know.

During the class with the department inspection and the school principal present, the teacher passionately lectures and asks questions to the entire class.

Seeing all the students raising their hands, the inspector is amazed, thinking the students are exceptionally bright. Due to nervousness and forgetting the rules set, the teacher chooses Thanh. Calmly, Thanh responds:

- Sir, it's not me, I raised 1 finger!

This is how teachers often handle classes during observation sessions. Whenever there's an observation, teachers prepare thoroughly for the lesson, providing tips for students to participate actively. Classes with observation sessions are always lively, and without them, everyone remains as quiet as mice.

During a history quiz:

- Can you tell me who Lê Lợi is?
- Um, I don't know.
- How about Trần Hưng Đạo, do you know him?
- No, I don't know.
- Well, if you can answer this question, I'll let you pass. Do you know Trưng Trắc and Trưng Nhị?
- No, I don't know.
- Okay then, you can leave; I can't let you pass. Do you know Hùng Móm, Minh Sẹo, Phúc Khùng, Dũng Cô Hồn?
- Huh???
- I have my own tape, teacher. Don't use yours to threaten me...

History is considered terrifying in the minds of students of all ages. If you don't have knowledge of history, try to learn it. Our people need to know our history, so don't casually answer like the student above, as it not only gets you a zero but might earn you a scolding as well.

The teacher said:
- Sir, the student Ngốc is lazy and refuses to study. He just copies from the student sitting next to him.
The father asked:
- How does the teacher know?
The teacher replied:
- Here, sir, take a look at this Vietnamese history test, and you'll see.
Question: Who defeated the Qing army on Lunar New Year's Day?
Student Tèo, sitting next to student Ngốc, answered: King Quang Trung. Student Ngốc also answered the same way?
The father argued:
- But that's the answer they learned.
The teacher calmly said:
- Please look at the second question. Question: Who is the husband of Trưng Trắc? Both of them answered Tô Định.
The father said again:
- Maybe they remembered it wrong together.
The teacher said:
- But what about the third question? Question: When did Bình Định Vương ascend to the throne? Student Tèo answered, I don't know. So, how do you think your son answered? He wrote: 'Me too.'

The teacher asked:

- During the past school year, which character made the strongest impression on you?
- One student answered: Sir, Napoleon.
- Another student: Sir, Lincoln.
- When it was John's turn, the boy hesitated: Sir... my dad, sir..., especially when my dad saw my end-of-year grades.

The moment of parent-teacher meetings is considered a life-or-death moment for students. If you excel in studies, it's fine, but if you perform poorly, it's a different story. Having a poor academic performance means facing a family meeting with many questions about why it happened, expressing complaints, and, in general, students have to try hard to avoid such stressful situations.

Teacher Asks: Who Stole An Dương Vương's Divine Crossbow?

The whole class remains silent. The teacher points to a student: Do you know who stole An Dương Vương's divine crossbow?

The student nervously responds: No, sir, it wasn't me.

At that moment, the principal passes by. The teacher complains: Look, students nowadays are so bad. I asked who stole An Dương Vương's divine crossbow, and no one knows.

The principal nods: Well, I'll make a report, and then I'll tell the management board to compensate. Don't create a fuss and get a bad reputation.

The teacher asks students to describe their favorite animal. Cu Bin, 7 years old, catches a louse for research and describes it in detail. Of course, the teacher is not satisfied. She instructs Cu Bin to rewrite the essay, this time about the family dog.

Cu Bin writes: 'My house has a dog, and the dog has a lot of fur. Since it has a lot of fur, it must have lice. Now, I will describe the louse: ...' and he starts describing the louse.

The teacher reads the essay, quite annoyed, and immediately asks Cu Bin to rewrite it again, this time about a fish.

The next day, Cu Bin submits the essay as follows: 'My house has a fish, and since the fish lives underwater, it has many scales. If it lived on land, it would surely have a lot of fur, and where there's fur, there must be lice. Now, I will describe the louse: ...'

Two students chatting with each other. One sighs:
- Our teacher is really unreasonable. I wrote the entire essay so well, but just because of one spelling mistake, she gave me a zero.
- Where did you make the mistake?
- Instead of writing 'my teacher is passionate about cultivating knowledge,' I mistakenly wrote 'my teacher is passionate about cultivating a husband.'

Tý ran home crying and complained to his father: 'Dad, the teacher always bullies me. Every day, the teacher calls me to the front to check homework. He deliberately chooses difficult questions to punish me. Today, I was even punished to stand at the back holding my ears.'
Tý's father was furious. The next day, he took Tý to meet the teacher and asked:
- I heard my son say you bully him a lot. Why do you treat my child like that?
- I don't bully your son at all. Just think about it, whenever I ask him to come to the board to answer, he can't answer, not even the easiest questions.
- I also heard my son say you always choose difficult questions. Come on, give me an example.
- Here you go, yesterday I asked him when Trần Hưng Đạo died, and he couldn't answer.
Tý's father pondered for a moment and replied:
- Well, teacher, please understand my child. Our family is in the business, and occasionally, we check the news, but we don't have time to read declarations.

During a 4th-grade logic class, the teacher presented a scenario: A man was fishing on a boat in the middle of the river. Losing balance, he fell into the river and started shouting for help.
Pausing for a minute to let the class grasp the situation, the teacher continued:
'The wife on the shore hears her husband's cries. Knowing that her husband can't swim and she can't swim either, with no one around, she immediately runs to a nearby bank. What do you think she went there for?'
A little girl raised her hand:
'Teacher, is it because she wanted to withdraw all the money from the bank, ma'am?'

To understand the students better, the teacher asked them to draw on a sheet of paper depicting their future aspirations. When she looked, one drew an airplane, indicating a desire to become a pilot, another drew a stethoscope, expressing a dream of becoming a doctor... However, one little girl left her paper completely blank. The teacher inquired:
- Don't you want to be anything when you grow up?
The little girl hesitated and replied:
- When I grow up, I want to get married, but I have no idea what it looks like?

Two candidates sitting in front of the school gate waiting for the results.
- My dad said if I pass the exam, he'll reward me with an electric bike for a more convenient commute...
- Meanwhile, my dad said if I fail, he'll buy me a 'Quây An-pha'...
- Oh my! Why does it have to be like this?
- Uh... to ride a motorbike taxi to make a living...
- !!!

While checking the exam results of his professional subject, the father suddenly exclaimed, 'Oh! I passed.' The second-grade son standing beside him asked:

- Dad! How many points did you get that you're so happy?

- Oh, 5 points, my child!

- But how many points is the highest?

- It's 10 points.

- Yet you're celebrating! Why did you scold me yesterday when I got 8 points in math?

- !!!

In geography class, Mr. Teacher called upon Ha:
- Ha, can you point out where America is?
- Certainly, sir! – Ha pointed on the map.
- Excellent! Now, Bi, tell me who is credited with discovering America?
- Sir, it's Ha's friend.