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In addition to sweet words, these poems blend sweetness with teasing, sure to make wives burst into laughter. Here are poems about wives - a compilation of the best and funniest poems about wives.
Poem Number 1
Beautiful as a fairy is my wife
Wife is a refreshing breeze, wife is a storm
Wife is like a rose
Wife is like the fierce lion of Hanoi
Wife is gentle and wonderful
Wife is thunder that shakes limbs
Wife is a spicy essence
Wife is the essence of spice within the heart.
Poem Number 2
Wife is the mother of our children
Often called the wife, which means the spouse
Wife is a combination: a close friend
Leader, nanny, lover, dear mother, ...
Wife is a treasure trove, a treasure chest
Deposit quickly, a bit annoyed to withdraw
Wife is the vast ocean
Sometimes hot-tempered making us sink
Wife is music, poetry
Both a teacher and a lawyer
Daring to argue with wife?
Rotten fish without salt, misbehaving husband argues with 'madam'
Oh husband! Don't pretend to be ignorant
Without wife, who would you rely on?
Wife is blessing, fortune, longevity, talent ...
Under a hundred definitions, returning the favor of praising wife.
Poem Number 3
Climbing the ladder, asking the heavens above
Life's sufferings, have you endured enough?
The heavens, with a bowed head, said in remorse
I too suffer, gritting my teeth under blows!
Climbing the ladder, asking the heavens above
In this life, can I abandon her, my love?
The Heavens replied with a gentle rebuff
I haven't even had the chance, why would you give up?
Poem Number 4 – Fear of the Wife
Though not born from her womb's sway
Her nurturing care, vast as the bay
When illness strikes, casting us astray
She tends with love, guiding the way
Fearing our missteps, led astray
She watches closely, bringing us home without delay
When we flirt, our words at play
She scolds us, to discipline, she may
Her words of wisdom, heed, I pray
In the future, boast of her, don't betray
Our wife we fear! Others', a distant day.
Poem Number 5 – Speaking Ill of the Wife
Outdoors, a storm suddenly displays
My wife, a spectacle, running wild in the streets
I look on with pity, as she strays
Why is my wife so fickle, I say.
Last night, in drunken haze
She charged, and lo, the table gave way
Thankfully neighbors intervened, their advice did amaze
Else, our home, in ruins, would lay.
Time drifts lightly, casually by
A few days pass, and it's there, sipping beer dry
It looks at her, and tells that other guy
Come here, kneel down, and pour beer for the lady nigh
If she dares to complain, why
Swiftly it'll slap her thrice, oh my
Turns out, it hit the jackpot, oh high
With money in hand, off it goes to enjoy, oh wry
Her luck, a turbulent stream, sigh
Who truly understands her plight, oh why
She sits, lamenting, a few words shy
Instantly grabs a knife, oh why
She reluctantly runs, saying goodbye
If it grabs her... a ghost she'll be, by and by!
Poem Number 6 – Wife Is
The wife, a saintly decree, a monarch's boon
What she says, why argue, it's all too soon
Demons and angels on both shoulders, to impune
Wife is the truth, never false, under the moon.
Poem Number 7 – Oh Wife
Poem Number 9 – My Wife's Lavish Life
My wife, living like a tycoon's spouse
From home to market, just three steps to douse
In the car, she roams, carefree to browse
Feels so far, like a deserted house
Work doesn't count, no worries to espouse
Phone in hand, lying flat on the spouse
Lost all affection, in the past it arouse
Now just one wish, for our fate to rerouse
Wife, cultivate virtue, before love douse
Marital bond, don't disdain or jouse
For when you look back, the shadow left in rouse.
Poem Number 10 – Longing for Wife
Now, at noon, are you asleep, my dear?
I, far away, my heart's still in fear
Love and affection, genuine and clear
I don't want to be away, I don't want you to disappear.
Moonlight at night feels so near to me
In the wilderness, a different tongue we see
Sometimes people seem so strange to be
Watching evening smoke, homesickness grows in me.
There's nothing that compares to this
Having you, always waiting and remiss
Don't be sad, don't get mad, my sweet miss
By month's end, I'll be by your side in bliss.
Poem Number 9
By nature, I've always been kind and mild
Since marrying, I've become... a peaceful child
But she, once innocent and mild
After marriage, became a quarrelsome bride
Blaming her husband, nowhere to hide
In the past, it was so, now it's all beside.
Poem Number 10
In the past, fearing the wife was a flaw
Now, fearing the wife is the mightiest law
In the past, fearing the wife was a joke
Now, fearing the wife, one's considered a bloke.
Poem Number 11
On the streets, no fear does one find
But returning home, fear tightens the mind
Praising only, not daring to critique
Work's end, hurry home, no room to seek.
Wife's requests must never be denied
Else, one might find oneself in great trouble
Yet, pity the fate of the husband
All year round, no respite from demands.
Poem Number 12 – Humorous Definition of Wife
Wife is like a ripe chili on the tree
Bright red outside, yet fiery within.
Wife is like a rose in bloom
Wife is the 'Hà Đông lion' at home.
Wife is the harsh sun and pouring rain
Wife is the storm, fierce and wild.
Many seek advice from elders
Many lose their minds when wives depart
Wife encompasses all poetry
Wife embodies dreams, full and deep
Wife is a intoxicating elixir
Foreign perfume that mesmerizes
Wife is a rosy cloud
Wife is the beauty queen that captivates.
Wife is the brain and the hand
Wife is the everyday doctor caring for us
Wife is the bud, wife is the flower
Wife is the green shoot, wife is the spring.
Wife is the people's trust
Wife is the home finance manager
Wife is the vast and expansive sea
She is the scent of rice, rich with rural love
Wife is the cool breeze of summer noon
Wife is the warm breath blowing in the winter night.
Wife is the support for her husband
Many dare not say that wife is nothing
Hold on, hold on, think again
Wife is very important, nothing is more important
Wife's household chores are the primary contribution
Cooking, cleaning, washing, brewing tea
Wife is the washing machine at home
Wife is the cable, wife is the TV.
Many nights wife sings, husband listens
Old lullabies resonate within us
Wife is the folk melody
Wife is the boss, wife is the employee
Wife is the money-counting machine
Wife is the inner strength that builds everything
Wife is the treasurer, the warehouse keeper
Wife is the warm, contented happiness at home.
Wife is the vast universe
Many mysteries we have yet to fathom
When angry, when loving
Morning rain, afternoon sun, who can predict?
Wife is a deep river
Wife is like the entire blue sky
Wife is the melody of the soul
Wife is the bamboo beside the pond bringing charm
Wife is Cinderella, pure and kind
Wife is Cinderella, chasing money and pleasure
Wife is a Bodhisattva, a celestial descendant
Descending from the clouds to become a mortal.
Poem number 13
While there's money, wife chatters endlessly
When money runs out, wife shouts, wife frets all day
While there's money, wife is gentle as a deer
When money runs out, wife scolds like a naïve woman managing an elephant
While money is light and trivial
When money runs out, wife screams like a distant fire alarm
While there's money, wife is gentle and peaceful
When money runs out, wife is fierce like a hornet
While there's money, wife calls 'Dear… dear'
When money runs out, wife is sharp as a lemon without sugar
While there's love and affection
When money runs out, wife kicks the bed as if playing.
Poem number 14 – Tribute to wife
To fear one's wife, longevity assured
Neglecting her brings only gloom
Putting her first, ensures a prosperous life
Is the elixir of immortality...
Striking one's wife, the ultimate folly
Answering her falsely, defying heaven and earth
To criticize her foolishly, spilling blood
Meeting her without a smile, blind to sight.
Mocking one's wife recklessly, blood shall flow
Encountering her without laughter, sightless eyes
If she's troubled, ancestral guilt
For her mistakes, divine retribution.
To vex one's wife, a calamity upon generations
Forcing her to err, divine punishment
Is akin to divine wrath.
When wife calls and you remain silent
It's a wolf's treacherous heart
Letting wife endure hunger
Is an ancient sin.
To let wife suffer hardships
Is incompetence and ineffectiveness
Sneaking away for clandestine meals
Is like a horse without reins.
Poem number 15 – Light-hearted poem from wife to husband
First, be gentle and accommodating
Ready to accept blame for all things
Right or wrong, no matter how much
Mostly it's our fault.
First, you must be honest
Submit your full salary promptly
No tardiness allowed, even for a second
Failure to be truthful will surely incur wrath.
Second, endure more than expected
Complaining about simple meals is soulless
Grit your teeth, close your eyes, swallow it
Let out a sigh and just lie down.
Third, remember to take care
Clean the house and wash the dishes quietly
Check to see if there's anything
That's not to her liking, then fix it.
Fourth, abstain from Western tobacco and alcohol
If she catches you, you're out the door
Stick to traditional herbal drinks
Okay, just a few cups of hometown brew.
Sixth, I strictly forbid you
Don't even think about wandering around other women
If you dare, I'll handle you with knives
A slap on the back, close your eyes and say goodbye to the world.
Pondering, then I cry slowly
Is that any different from going to jail, my dear?
But okay, I'll give it a try
Life sentence with you, what's there to fear!
Poem number 16
Sitting sadly, thinking of someone else's wife
The sky feels hot, the earth seems so unwelcoming
Other wives seem too perfect
My wife, on closer inspection, seems... quite normal.
Poem number 17 – Fear of the Wife 2
Sitting bored, looking for something to chat about,
First wife, second to the sky... it's just natural.
Men who fear their wives are wise,
Men who hit their wives end up with broken homes.
Men who don't respect their 'lady'
End up tossing away their lives in misery.
Men who fear their wives, who are they afraid of?
Their own wives, what else in this world!!!
Men with arrogance and stubbornness,
Listening to their wives is what makes a 'real man.'
Men who hit their wives are foolish,
Wasting money on food and water, ending up in jail as if it were a game.
I took her at thirteen,
By the time I was nineteen, I had five kids.
She still looks like a rose,
While I'm all worn out and scattered.
Sun and rain are matters of the sky,
Running the household is all on me.
Plowing fields all day like an ox,
Evening comes, washing dishes, I'm as cool as anyone.
Cooking rice, going to market every day,
Carrying the baby, changing diapers, that's my routine.
Mopping the floor, cleaning the doors, I don't care,
Oh, those fierce and wild days, where are they now?
Sometimes I want to slack off,
Begging her for a break, she raises her eyebrows.
She wants to spar in the arena,
Throws a punch, dishes fly everywhere.
Recalling the days when we first met,
She ate, she spoke sweetly and charmingly.
That's why I fell into the trap,
Carrying myself like jade, relying on her.
Oh alas, reality is cruel,
A man's life is but a journey.
Devoting my heart to my wife,
As long as there's youth, I still... devote.
Poem number 18 - Wife and I
Wife, from a gentle maiden
Until married, becoming the 'family official'.
Wife is someone else's daughter,
And I got to know her simply out of love.
If there's an official, there must be a soldier,
So I serve as a loyal soldier to love's 'family official'.
Our child born from her,
So between me and my wife, there's no blood relation.
Because the day she married me,
I inadvertently became her soldier.
Serving but not as a servant,
Understanding her wife's character is essential.
Whenever my wife is angry,
Apply the 'simple formula' to calm her down.
When my wife criticizes,
Immediately amend... the error (database).
Whenever my wife asks for something,
Remember the 'program' Wife wrote in my heart.
When my wife says 'no!'
Don't even try to find the 'indefinite integral'.
If my wife gets angry,
'Conservation of laws' must be ready.
Whenever I go out with my wife,
'Seven equations' are ready to listen.
Whenever my wife stops the car,
Get ready to... 'switch seats' and open the door for her.
When going to a restaurant with my wife,
Don't indulge in 'calculus of integration'.
Whenever my wife keeps nagging,
'Function survey', but silently.
Wife... 'inputs' the word 'Shopping',
Then... 'output' must be pretty clothes, dresses...
Don't let my wife... grumble,
Credit cards should silently... 'take the root'.
If... somehow she starts acting up,
'Absolute value' once and for all.
The nature of my wife has a lifelong journey,
I must concede the role of... 'contemporary family official'.
If I want my wife to stay forever young,
My back must be as firm as a... 'parabola'.
My wife's character must be obeyed,
A soldier must always be honest.
Cooking rice, going to the market, sweeping the house...
When called, respond with 'yes', 'yes ma'am' immediately.
If affectionate, my wife will smile all day,
If resentful... I'll suffer consequences.
Whenever anyone laughs and mocks,
Blame... love, who else... but the fool.
Character must be learned multiple times,
If not applied a hundred percent, you'll lose!
Poem number 19 - The Lion of My House
Oh Heavens, the lion of Hanoi
Today, once again, it's battling the husband.
Why am I suffering like this?
I pity her as if she's carrying clouds on her head.
I dare not linger outside for long,
Late-cooked soup and rice bring instant sorrow.
Being scolded, sometimes, for being thick-skinned,
Sneakily going for a drink, not getting drunk, not returning.
Drinking before sobering up, in a daze,
Dreaming of fairy maidens surrounding me.
Startled, dreams shattered,
Wife looks at me suspiciously, asking what's so funny?
With a smirk and a chuckle,
I dream of a beauty beyond compare.
She giggles mischievously,
A beauty like a fairy, always by my side.
Above are the best and funniest poems about wives. Hopefully, you've had many moments of laughter, relaxation, and meaning.
