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Expressing emotions indirectly through social media statuses is an effective way to share feelings without directly communicating with friends. Today, Let'sShareThoughts.com shares with you some Quotes About Self on Social Media. Stay tuned, folks!
1. Women are like aches. Bros follow them despite knowing the pain.
2. Ex-lovers are like money in a pile of dung. Not picking it up is regretful, but picking it up makes you want to puke.
3. After a few months of love, one person loses interest while the other becomes bored. Well, let's just break up then.
4. A sparrow picking a fight with an eagle. Wanting to be prettier than a gorilla.
5. Don't say you're crazy in love then betray without guilt. Don't chase societal norms with an innocent face.
6. Loving someone is like hungering for food.
7. If you find me boring upon contact, kindly step aside. I'm too lazy to pretend to please others.
8. Don't argue with the drunk. Don't shake hands with the wicked. Don't fight with the daring. Don't talk much with the fool.
9. From afar, she looks like Thuy Kieu, but up close, she's just another lover of Chi Pheo.
10. Sitting sadly, counting fingers,
Why are some short, some long?
Sitting and thinking, it doesn't add up,
Cut some off with a knife, then they're the same.
11. If you're gonna curse, make it deep.
If not deep, then wait for it to soak.
If not soaked, it's because it's still seeping in slowly.
12. Don't be sad because your past couldn't keep them. Instead, live so they'll regret not having you in their future.
13. Sometimes, loneliness isn't about lacking friends or family by your side, but simply not having someone to turn to in your heart!
14. If you ever feel lonely, don't try to hold the wrong hand.
15. Midnight is the moment of loneliness, sorrow, and tears.
16. Everyone says outer beauty doesn't matter when in love, it's the soul that counts. But oh dear! All lies, when it looks too ugly, they run away before caring about the soul.
17. As a girl, don't listen to boys' excuses. Deception is a man's trade.
18. Before, I didn't know what happiness was before loving. Now that I love, I realize happiness was in the past.
19. Poor Me - A childhood lacking love.
Nowadays, I love and fancy every guy I meet.
20. My dear, your absence is breaking my heart. I love you, I want to come back to you. P.S.: Congratulations on winning the special prize of 2 billion VND.
21. Sports are harmful. If we gain 10 years through exercise, we lose 15 years in those workout sessions.
22. If I got 500 dong every time I think of you, by now I would have surpassed Bill Gates.
23. When you're sad, call me... I can't promise to make you laugh... but I promise to laugh at you.
24. Check your gender, folks! If you're female, press like on the left hand, if you're male, press like on the right hand! And if you're non-binary, hit the like button thrice!
25. I'm posting this not to fish for likes but to express my sincere emotions. I'll wait for 3 minutes, if I get over 30 likes, I'll tell you!
26. Like for the beauty of her.
27. Don't be sad thinking you're ugly, instead think of it as having hidden beauty. The more you search, the more hidden it becomes.
28. Divorce is an event where a man has to do his own laundry... instead of doing it for both before.
29. Behind a man's success always lurks the shadow of a woman, and behind a man's failure is a woman indeed.
30. Don't ask yourself what the world needs, ask yourself what makes your life interesting and do it. Because what the world needs is lively people.
31. The greatest achievement is always living as oneself in a world trying to turn you into someone else.
32. Comparing oneself to others only erodes self-worth. We don't need to be like anyone else, because each of us is unique.
33. Walking to your house, shadows creep. Standing five minutes, waiting for your dad. Quietly ahead, a few dogs roam. Hesitantly behind, a broom with chicken feathers.
34. If this status gets 1000 likes, I'll run naked into the women's restroom”. Here's a little-known fact, my friend only has fewer than 800 friends.
35. I've eaten so much avocado that my stomach is about to burst. Dear Facebook community, please save me. Just 500 likes on this status and my stomach will heal!
36. A day spent in meditation may not necessarily yield enlightenment, but a day spent foolishly reveals countless consequences.
37. I don't have time to think about those who hate me because I'm truly busy with those who love me.
38. My future wife, where are you? Why are you taking so long to arrive? Why do you keep me waiting?
39. Need someone to care, to feel loved.
40. Do you see one common trait between us? You love yourself, I love you wholeheartedly.
41. If you're feeling tired of the outside world, come back to me.
42. Water conservation is national policy, so don't shower alone anymore.
43. Though you're beautiful, you still don't belong to anyone. Don't hesitate to step into my heart.
44. The sky is blue, the clouds are white. Do you love the sun or do you love me?
45. Coins always make loud noises, but paper money remains silent. So when your self-worth increases, try to maintain your own silence and humility.
46. Oh dear! You just dropped your lover.
47. Running away doesn't mean giving up everything. Running away only proves that life still has many places you haven't been to.
48. I wish life was as flat as my chest.
49. Smoking isn't cool, smoking is to cover up the smell.
50. Being someone's first love is lucky. But being someone's last love is the greatest happiness.
51. Loving someone for life. This disease is ten times worse than cancer.
52. Half seeks me, I refuse. Half I seek rejects me.
53. Never love a girl who seldom smiles, for she's too lazy to brush her teeth.
54. Everyone hears what you have to say. Friends hear what you say. Best friends hear what you don't say.
55. No one can be happy without friends, or surely about their friends until adversity strikes.
56. A friend is someone who smiles when you smile, rejoices when you're happy, but doesn't cry when you cry, because then they have to hold your hand and embrace you.
57. Friendship doubles joy and shares sorrow.
58. I'm not an Angel
- Where I live isn't Heaven either
- Simply, I'm just an Ordinary person
- But I'll strive to be Noble with it.
- A dog likes to gnaw bones, always stealing someone else's Love
59. A true friend will wipe away the first tear, wipe away the second tear, and stop the third.
60. Without a good friend, it's hard to know our own mistakes.
61. Smiles bring companionship, frowns bring wrinkles. Trust people, they'll be loyal to you. Be noble to them, they'll show nobility to you.
62. Just say you love, I'll cling to you for life.
63. It's been a while since I've felt the excitement of going out to eat or watch a movie, too many tasks piled up. Anyone free to treat me today?
64. Even a pair of slippers comes in pairs, yet here I am, still single.
65. Tired of dropping hints, who's up for making a move so I can try falling once?
66. If possible, let me love you just once, can I?
67. If you were a traffic cop, I'd ban you from crossing the street because you'd distract guys and cause accidents.
68. When in love... the scariest thing is when someone says they love you, but you never appear in their heart.
69. Thanks to someone's indifference, I realized where I should stop.
70. Flying against the wind is best, I'm not afraid of thorns and difficulties, just afraid of surrendering myself.
71. Trust is like a sticker. Once peeled off, even if you can stick it back, it won't hold as tight as before.
72. Across the mountains and rivers of this nation, I settle as its king. You're adorable, so why no likes?
73. In this life, we must be strong, because weakness is a show for others.
74. Leaving me with stacked sorrows, our paths never align.
75. The frightening thing isn't having nothing in hand, but rather having nothing left to care about.
76. Just called the network provider to ask what's wrong with the internet, posted a status an hour ago and still no likes.
77. On Facebook, she looks as fair as snow, but in real life, no different from an African woman.
78. People wear helmets to protect their brains, but those without brains wear them just to keep their heads warm.
79. Dandelions dance in the wind, but I smile because you're there.
80. The heartthrob belongs to romance novels, but you belong only to me.
81. Thanks to the sun, we see rainbows; thanks to you, I see the colors of happiness.
82. Finished reading 'Ten Thousand Whys,' yet still don't understand why I love you.
83. Do you feel the heat? My heart is burning.
84. No need for roses, just say you'll be my husband.
85. Do you see our common ground? You love yourself, I love you entirely.
86. Single and lonely? If you're alone too, let's pair up.
87. Challenge: say you love me. I agree right away.
88. If you're feeling overwhelmed by the outside world, come back to me.
89. Despite being beautiful, I still don't belong to anyone. Don't hesitate to step into my heart.
90. No need for pickup lines, whoever courts me wins me over.
91. I'm willing to go against the sun and wind to be with you,..
92. Age doesn't matter to me, what matters is whether you have enough skills to drive me.
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