In love, the presence of a third person always annoys and frustrates you, especially when it's your close friend. Therefore, express your viewpoint and attitude by sharing these quotes that stir up the third wheel on your social media.
Your smooth and beautiful love affair is interrupted by the appearance of the Third Wheel, and it's none other than your close friend - someone you've trusted and confided in for so long. Despite numerous warnings, they continue to inflict pain and sorrow upon you. Here are some impactful quotes that stir up the third wheel, which you can use to post on Facebook or send to that third person.
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Article Contents:
I. Quotes that Stir Up the Third Wheel.
II. Witty Statuses for the Third Wheel.
III. Quotes that Stir Up the Ex-lover.
I. QUOTES THAT STIR UP THE THIRD WHEEL
1. Love is a relationship meant for two, yet there are still those who can't count.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than her relationships.
3. She spreads rumors about me breaking my own relationship? Can she please stop spreading rumors about her body instead?
4. Look at her fakeness, do you know? Even Chinese manufacturers deny making defective products like her.
5. I could use a wet wipe to wipe away 90% of her beauty.
6. Please, does she not know that her birth certificate is essentially an apology letter from the condom factory?
7. She thinks she's strong and victorious? Then please go out without makeup.
8. Maybe she should try eating her makeup, who knows the human inside her might be prettier.
9. The hardest thing in the world is hearing her complain about being the third wheel, the hardest job in the world: being the third person.
10. There's always someone who makes me want to punch them in the face.
11. It's not my intention to offend you. I'm just describing you.
II. Witty Statuses for the Third Wheel
12. I may not be perfect but at least I'm not as fake as you.
13. You and your rumors have two things in common – both are fake and surrounded by lies.
14. Zombies crave brains, but don't worry, you'll always be safe.
15. Please stay away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic.
16. Please, is there any difference between your legs and McDonald's? Open 24/7?
17. You look faker than a Barbie doll.
18. Some don't hesitate to declare 'He's my world,' but this is already the fourth world in two months. Do you want to build a solar system too?
19. I'm sorry, but what language are you speaking in?
20. Beautiful things don't demand attention. So you must be pretty ugly.
21. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, but my attitude depends on you.
22. Before judging me, remember you're a trash yourself.
III. Quotes to Sting Your Ex
In love, after a breakup, each person will have a new life and it would be great if they could remember each other as beautiful memories. However, sometimes, you are hurt too much by lies and betrayal, you want to say something to relieve your anger. Here are some quotes to sting your ex that you can use to sting your ex-lover.
1. All I want to say is I will definitely never see my ex-lover and the devil in the same room.
2. Did you tell her the same things you told me?
3. Congratulations to my ex-lover for finally finding someone as useless as him.
4. Dear ex-boyfriend: Don't worry, I'm not jealous, I know such low-class like you will get what you deserve.
5. I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much as I do.
Or you can also refer to more sarcastic quotes about ex-lovers here to express your point of view whenever you meet.
- See more: Sarcastic Quotes about Ex-lovers
Express your viewpoint and attitude by sharing these cunning and bold third-wheeling quotes, collected by Mytour, on your social media. Surely after reading these cutting remarks, the 13th zodiac sign will feel ashamed and wary of you.