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These hilarious short caps not only express your current mood but also are incredibly humorous and uplifting, giving you the motivation to move forward. Spend a few minutes each day to appreciate the wonderful things through these great statuses below.
Cheerful and humorous short statuses
SHORT AND AMUSING CAPS
1. Don't lose heart when Plan A fails because there are still 25 more letters in the alphabet.
=> Here's a witty short cap about life using wordplay. Share this humorous saying with anyone facing failure because who knows, you might turn their tragedy into comedy.
2. If I don't come back in 5 minutes, just keep waiting!
=> This funny remark will surely be the trademark of those 'rubber saints.' The 'victim' waiting will probably go crazy.
3. My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
I don't know why lately I keep getting appendicitis.
=> When you want to imply that you're broke but don't want to say it directly and hope someone will feel sympathetic and offer to lend you money, choose this flirtatious status on Facebook!
5. When you do things right, no one remembers, but when you do things wrong, no one forgets.
4. I truly envy my parents because they have such a lovely child.
=> Those who are deeply delusional often use this short funny cap. Surely, those 'trashy' friends will reveal themselves when they read this hilarious status and start mocking the status owner.
6. If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?
=> 'Trying to flirt with me, huh? Lowering the mood instantly!' That's probably what confident girls think when they hear some cheesy pickup line from some guy. However, it's undeniable that this is a hilariously uncool statement for guys.
7. If someone talks behind your back, simply drop the 'bomb' and it's over.
=> When reading this cheerful cap, surely anyone speaking ill of you will be startled to see.
8. Sorry, I'm a bit blunt, but it's true.
9. Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
=> This is a short and amusing cap about life that many people are passing around.
10. I wish the pages of my life's book were written in pencil so I could erase the ones I don't like.
11. To save paper, we shouldn't do homework.
=> To justify their laziness in doing homework, surely every student needs this funny status, and some might even use it enthusiastically.
12. Life is short, talk fast.
=> This is a life-loving, cheerful status that you should share with everyone!
13. If the path to success is an elevator, I choose to take the stairs for my health.
14. Money can't buy happiness, but without money, it's misery.
=> Perfectly aligned with this short and humorous status. Encourage yourself with this phrase to strive for more money!
15. If life seems too dark, take medicine to brighten it up.
Whenever you feel tired, stressed from work, life, feel stuck in relationships, or feel sad, disappointed for not achieving your goals... immediately read some short and cheerful caps about life, friendship, love... collected by Mytour.vn here, you will always feel happy, optimistic, and full of energy.
Indeed, these are truly humorous, unique, and fun captions, aren't they? How's your mood today? Choose a suitable short cap to share with friends on social media.
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