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March 8th is a special occasion for men to send unique messages and wishes to the women in their lives, expressing gratitude. Surely, wives, mothers, girlfriends, and female friends will be incredibly happy to receive meaningful gifts and heartfelt wishes. However, to contribute to a joyful and humorous atmosphere, Mytour presents you with the best funny poems for International Women's Day 8/3 below.
1. March 8th – Phạm Hải Đăng
Tomorrow is the 8th of March
Heading to the market to buy what gifts, you say?
Roses on the streets are abundant!
Along with heartfelt wishes, reaching for the sky.
Men, all twisted faces now
Cooking rice, washing dishes, scrubbing pots and pans
Homes spotless, getting it done
Otherwise it's death... that dark bruise.
Oh my, endure just one day
But why so damp, hunched, back curved, lips pout
Heavens, isn't that unfair
A whole year puffy-faced, swollen lips.
Late-night drinking, staggering to and fro
Tall, short, swaggering, hands waving
Wife asks, ready to win or lose?
Diplomacy, hosting guests from noon till now.
Business, like a chess game
I bet on the pawn, waiting for the car
Well then, let me tell you!
Tomorrow, the eighth... hehe, what to gift?
2. Struggle
Today, on the eighth of March
Men rushing in and out, carrying burdens
Buying flowers, buying gifts in a frenzy
Where's the money? It leaps out of the pockets.
The next day, on the ninth of March
Searching through pockets, where's the money gone?
Instant noodles all month long
Chewing and swallowing, then it's March's end.
3. Adorable March 8th
Observing the solemn expressions in their eyes,
Of the crowd jostling to buy flowers,
Pitying the men, including myself,
Picking out gifts with a sense of obligation.
In an instant, 'strong' turns into 'weak',
Only obeying without understanding why,
No distinction between misery and joy, high and low,
All eagerly plunging into the epidemic.
Like dried-up streams in the dry season,
From October to March,
This suffering seems newly created by the gods
Perhaps to test us, oh, the strong ones!!!
We live forever in pride,
In the thousand years of history behind us,
Where we, the strong ones of yesteryears, never:
Clean, cook, sweep, and gather rice.
Gone are the serene mornings by the newspaper,
Leisurely sipping tea, catching up on news.
Gone are the cool windy nights under the gentle moon,
We used to toast, saving our spirits for their arrival.
No more staying up for late games, cheering with friends,
No more commanding, directing tasks here and there,
Now, alone, we ponder, lamenting
Oh, where is the fervor of those days gone...?!?
Longing for the past, it seems far away,
And forever unchangeable,
When the weaker sex has united as one,
Forming associations, alliances,
Establishing recurring commemoration days
To challenge heroes to prove themselves.
They forget that in the past,
They always had to indulge our theatrics,
Oh Adam, do you realize?
When the gallant yield to the long-legged,
When tidying up is a joyous task,
When glory lies in the humblest chores,
Oh beloved March 8th...
4. Divide and Conquer
Today, on the eighth of March,
The price of flowers is high, gifts are dear,
Salaries spent long ago,
No bonuses or rewards this day...
Some come bearing lavish gifts,
But I offer only poetry for my love.
Roses withered days ago,
But poetry, ah, poetry remains sublime.
5. March 8th, Stay-at-Home – Nhat Dinh
Today, on the 8th of March,
I'm staying home, dare not venture out.
For fear the women are too vexed,
Clustering together, pulling hair and ears.
Men should run far away,
For the day of the fairer sex is unpredictable,
If they're pleased, they'll show affection,
But when angered, it's hard to fathom.
Sometimes I might have to sleep outdoors,
Crazy, they'll pile on, suffocating to death.
Knowing my place, like I do,
It's safest to hide away.
We men must run far,
Tomorrow, on the 9th, we'll charge back in!!!
6. March 8th Parody Poem #1
Today, on the eighth of March,
I wash my shirt for her... with my own hands,
I share my plate of sticky rice with her,
Afraid she'll have a weak stomach, I eat for her.
7. Self-reflection
To be a man means to love washing dishes,
To dream of mopping floors and eagerly scrubbing cars,
Being a man is leaning against the door waiting for the wife to return,
Hastily running out to shield her from the sun, holding her umbrella,
Gently offering a drink, asking if she wants some water,
Then carrying it up on a small pink tray,
Refreshments, a hand towel, and a smile...
8. March 8th Parody Poem #2
Today, on the eighth of March,
Women come and go,
Holding a few coins, uncertain
Whether to stir-fry or stew!
Today, the 8th of March,
Women come and go,
Committees and delegations come to greet,
Women come and go,
Today is different from any other day,
Women come and go...
9. It's Over, March 8th
It's approaching again, so troublesome,
Gifts and flowers, no worries,
Just annoyed by the traffic jam.
A crowd of wriggling worms
Roaming the streets, turning them into mazes,
Seeking a place for a kiss,
For privacy a bit harder to find,
The lakeside, the bustling cafes,
One meter, two bodies, oh, it's driving me insane,
Rushing into a rented room,
But that day wasn't so pro,
Oh comrades with partners,
Who has a solution, please let us know?
10. Parody Poem for March 8th #3
A day when I become a wife,
That day will pass by,
You sit, admire the flowers,
Singing and humming,
I'll wash the dishes,
I'll sweep the house,
I'll do the laundry,
What would you like to drink? I'll make it,
Whether the market is near or far,
I'll manage to go.
I know your favorite dish,
Just wait and see.
You apply makeup, I'll tie the knots,
You leisurely read the news,
I'll cook and stir.
I can do it all by myself.
Don't worry, my dear!
If your dress hem falls apart,
I'll sew it back for you.
Grapes, I'll buy you a bunch,
If you're feeling blue, taste a bit.
If your girlfriend comes over,
Chat freely with her.
I'll bathe our little one,
Then I'll lull him to sleep.
The screen full of footballers,
I'll hear you shout 'goal!'
The day is over, my love!
Two to four, it's time to stop!
A day when I become a wife!
A day when you become a husband.
11. Coming Up on March 8th - Hoa Hiền
Coming up...March 8th
Scratching our heads in and out,
Unsure how to buy a gift?
What's pleasing and less expensive...how about that?
Sisters are as joyful as flowers,
Laughing and chatting,
Yet another round of gossiping,
This time, no mercy.
12. March 8th - Thoa Pham
Today, March 8th,
My husband rushes in and out,
I immediately ask what's going on,
He just laughs, nothing's wrong,
I smile and already figure out,
He must be worrying about gifts, no doubt,
My husband says I'm perceptive,
I smile and say I don't need presents.
Today, March 8th,
You're so good, stay at home and help me out,
So I can feel inspired to write,
A short poem to post on our homepage,
My husband says it's true indeed,
His wife demands unique gifts psychologically,
So he sings and serenades,
Dedicates a song to loving me,
That's what I want,
A happy couple with kisses on top,
Lips, eyes, and forehead kissed a lot,
Happy and content, March 8th,
You're smiling brightly.
13. Just Kidding
Hooray, March 8th!
Women excitedly come and go,
Men respectfully bow and say hello,
Women joyfully enter and exit.
The day after, March 9th,
Women think they'll come and go,
Men don't bother to bow hello,
Women grumble, going in and out.
14. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #4
Calling you, oh, where are you?
Saw your note on the table, a clue,
'I'm out shopping, back at night,
At home, make sure you do it right.
Trim the grass, water the plants,
Wash the dishes, forgot? No chance.
In the closet, eleven blankets lie,
Bought last year, forgotten, oh my.
Shoes scattered around, don't sigh,
Pick them up, don't ask why.
Fifteen trash bags on the floor,
Take them out, near the lake shore.
Keep the receipts, don't ignore,
Remember to pay the bill, no more.
Having a beautiful wife, such bliss,
Tell friends, she's the sweetest, I insist.
Today, March 8th,
You graciously give 'Master' status to me.
15. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #5
Congratulations on March 8th,
Women rejoice, men fret
Lucky wives, married life set,
Relaxing today, husbands have done their bit.
For those struggling, feeling the heat,
Just take it easy, men are incomplete.
But don't despair, don't retreat,
There's always men with gifts to greet.
16. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #6
'Today, March 8th
I'll kindly wash... my own shirt for you
If you're still not feeling right,
I'll wash... my own pants too, for you
Knowing you don't like gifts so grand,
Fresh flowers... say, the yard's in a messy band
So here are some verses to understand,
Delight your ears, no chores on hand
Wishing you as beautiful as
A white lily, aging with grace unsurpassed.
17. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #7
On the eighth of March, my wish for you
Is that you become... a man so true
Rosy cheeks, lips a hue
But not too much, let's keep it cool
Less is more, that's the clue
Not too lavish, someone might woo!
May you suddenly... make a miscue
Forgetting... and holding my hand out of the blue!
18. Congratulations on March 8th - Phan Hạnh
Today, on the eighth of March
Women blossom with inner spark
Warmed by affection in the dark
Gifts and roses, leaving a mark.
Time keeps flowing endlessly
Love embraces, never forgets, eternally
Trust preserves our roots steadily
Life's fragrance, we nurture devotedly.
19. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #8
Today, on the eighth of March
You're in makeup, I'm off to life's bazaar
Must be hitting twenty's bar
Heels higher now, by a few stars
Trading lifetimes, circling bizarre
Buying debts for the next life, bizarre
Smiles gifted, kisses, winds afar
That's all I say, nothing more bizarre
Even roses shy from words in repertoire
March out, March in, everyone ajar
Seems everyone's yearning, for what's afar
Today I ponder, what's to mar?
Another even year, to debts, bizarre
You, the rich mistress, life's czar
I owe eternal lines of love, bizarre.
20. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #9
Today, on March 8th
Early morning, I wake and venture outside
Seeking flowers to gift to my beloved
She looks at the flowers, saying they're unnecessary
Then she turns away
Leaving me feeling foolish as a peeled banana.
21. My Love for My Wife
The day after March 8th
Today, I leisurely stroll out
Out to witness life's tranquility
Only to endure a day of toil
Washing clothes, scrubbing dishes, cooking meals
One hand shouting, one hand working
Just to show her how much I love her!
22. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #10
Today, on March 8th
My sweetheart is yet to become a wife and mother
I venture out, hopping and skipping
Looking for a beauty to charm
O heavens, withhold the rain
Let me admire the girls pleasing to my eyes
Those fair and lovely maidens
Flash a smile to win someone's heart.
23. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #11
Today, on March 8th
Women come and go
Witness in any household
Women busy, in and out
It's a sight that irks us
But let them come and go
Else they'll fence us with iron gates
Can anyone guess their coming and going?
24. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #12
On this 8th of March
It's not just the ladies coming and going
Even the gentlemen, to a slight degree
Are in and out just like the ladies
Near or far, it's the same everywhere.
From the South to the North, within and beyond.
From Ha Nam to Hanoi to Ha Tay
Wherever you are, in and out you must go. Indeed, isn't it so?!
25. Poem for March 8th - Untitled #13
On 8/3, wishing all the ladies…
As youthful as piglets
As fiery as roasting pigs
As adventurous as sows
As energetic as piglets
As radiant as earth pigs
As complete as pork
Wishing you all:
Joyous like biting pigs
Rosy like crossbred pigs
Resilient like… porcupines
Agile like wild boars
Vibrant like… rotisserie pigs!
26. The March 8th Husbands' Club
Here comes the 8th of March
Sisters eagerly await flowers and gifts
Brothers return home with a smirk
Taking the kids to the market, cooking meals
Sisters spray fragrant perfume
Yelling at husbands: why not pump air into the tires for your wife?
Keeping an eye on the house while wives play afar
Returning home to chaos, then it's time to roll up sleeves
Well, just accept fate, unfortunately
Enduring for another year, two days to get through.
Above are the most entertaining poems for International Women's Day 8/3, collected and compiled by Mytour. Wishing all women a joyful and happy International Women's Day.
