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These amusing parody poems about teachers below are guaranteed to bring you and your teachers joyful laughter. Despite being parodies, the verses of parody poems about teachers still contain words of appreciation and gratitude towards educators.
Humorous Parody Poems about Teachers
Funny poem about teachers, filled with humor
4. Parody poem on Vietnamese Teachers' Day
Today's Teachers' Day
School kids are all ferocious
Bustling to visit teachers
No kid plays truant
Stays home to sleep
Teachers are all present
Greeting the kids
Everyone laughs gleefully.
=> This witty 5-word parody of Teachers' Day will bring laughter to you and your teachers.
5. Back to the Old School
Today back to the old school
Same atmosphere, same space
Only the teachers have changed
No more motorbikes, all riding bicycles
=> Concise, humorous language, this parody poem about teachers is sure to bring laughter to you and your teachers, while also talking about changing times and changing people.
6. Confessions during trigonometry exams
Starting school in the middle of March
Learning trigonometry, truly amazing
At first, it seemed okay
After learning, realized solving problems is easier
Problems only have smooth numbers
Trigonometry affects the soul
What's the significance of coefficients?
Causing inflation in different periods
Knowing this, study hard early
So now, we won't suffer like this
Going to exams with friends on the same day
Read the questions eagerly, write the answers immediately
Sitting around until bored
Only to find out later, bringing back a grade 5
Grade 5 is also very difficult
For someone 'smart' like me
Grading papers is also a hardship
Presenting teachers with moments of laughter.
7. Leave of absence request in verse
Today I write this letter,
Requesting a day off to recover
Though I still remember the school
But health is an unpredictable danger.
All night I've been feverish and weak,
My forehead burning, too frail indeed
Studies must be temporarily halted,
To seek treatment before things escalate.
This note I'll write right away,
I apologize for troubling you, teachers!
=> Instead of the usual leave request, try writing a poetic plea to your teachers like this one.
Poetry for teachers
8. Teacher, promote to the third grade
A very clever student
Responding to science with skill beyond compare
That principal was impressed
Told the teacher to pose a question to her
The teacher returns with a query:
'What widens when you get married?'
The principal beams with delight
But the student remains calm as if nothing's awry
Her bed, what else is there?
What shrinks the smaller it gets?
The principal worries, oh dear oh dear
A crab, the smaller it is, the bigger it seems, right?
What in you, my dear?
Year-round, water flows endlessly?
The principal's face flushes
To which the teacher replies, 'The tongue never stops wetting.'
What's soft, wet, oil-based?
In your hand, it strokes a hardened head?
The principal sweats profusely
The nails, painted nails... that's the answer!
What's like a banana peel?
Holding it, some water, it gets slippery?
The principal's forehead glistens
The student says, it's the outer skin, dear teacher.
The principal regains composure
Says the teacher is promoted straight to third grade
Now the teacher asks incessantly
But the teacher can't answer any of her questions
Indeed, youth is so talented
But how can answers like these ... be wrong????
Who can provide the second answer
Like the principal has been thinking all along.
(Poem by Sao Bien)
9. No parent invitation
Mother sits, Mother weeps for her child
Child deceives Mother, not inviting parents
The grade, notations in bold by the teacher
Accompanied by parentheses, indicating not understanding the lesson
Yet the child has a special talent
Changing one to ten, turning the mark into a perfect score
Boasting, Mother reads the report card
To fool Mother every day, every night
Today, the teacher invites Mother in
Mother goes, Mother thinks, the teacher praises her child.
Oh, my child is truly talented
Deceiving Me, Fooling Sister... no parent invitation!
10. Fun poem about November 20th
People enjoy attending meetings
But I attend, feeling empty inside!
After the speeches, going in circles
Gently, step by step, presenting the 'loopholes'
Draping over parents' shoulders
All sorts of matters discussed, sending shivers down the spine.
Not pleased, yet forcing a smile
After the meeting, surprised to see ten outstanding men!'
The parody poems about teachers here are also a token of gratitude that the author wants to send to their teachers. You can send them to express gratitude as well as bring refreshing laughter, helping the teacher-student relationship become closer and more enduring. Additionally, you can send these November 20th poems to your teachers.
Additionally, Mytour also compiles and shares thoughts for November 20th bulletin boards to help readers get ideas for writing November 20th bulletin board messages for their class.
