The funniest and most entertaining statuses

Funny and entertaining phrases not only bring laughter but also help effectively relieve stress. To add more joy to your life, Mytour brings you the funniest and most entertaining statuses below.

1. A thousand pieces of advice aren't as encouraging as a word from your girlfriend.
2. Love is meant for two people, but many don't know how to count.
3. Started from two empty hands and accumulated a massive debt.
4. Sticky rice is sticky rice, no matter how you layer it. What layer is it? The gentle one.
5. Good writing or good handwriting is not as valuable as being wealthy.
6. Approach your home, shadows swiftly retreat. Wait for five minutes for my dad to come out. Nonchalant below, a few dogs. Behind, a broom chasing chickens.
7. Love is eternal, and only one thing is allowed to change. That's the lover.
8. Study hard, even soap is used for bathing.
9. A little teasing brings joy. A lot of teasing brings joy many times over.
10. Help others when they're in trouble, they'll remember you when they face difficulty again.
11. If being near someone makes time fly by quickly, but being away from them makes time pass slowly, then you should get your watch fixed.

1. If someone has determination, then you... should wash your hair.
2. The spring breeze lulls me to sleep. Five long periods, I sleep through all five.
3. Never cling to what's not yours. But grab what's yours eagerly.
4. The treacherous online world is worse than network lag.
5. If you were heroin, I'd be the first addict.
6. In glory, it's just you and me. In adversity, it's just you and me. In fun times, who knows who the friend is. In adversity, you know who the friend is.
7. The greatest demon... the second is the devil.
8. Being a girl must be bold and arrogant... Living in the world must be haughty and graceful.
9. Before love, there's doubt. After love, there's doubt - U - FOOL.
10. A hundred years of stone tablets wear out, glass bottles break, only beer... hugs
11. Does your house sell alcohol? Because talking to you, I'm too drunk.
12. Beauty is meant to be loved, elegance is meant to be admired. But being ugly yet confident will captivate for a lifetime.
13. Whether girl or boy... just reproduce.
14. The most absolute thing is that everything is relative.
15. The person who saves you from a near-death experience may not necessarily be a doctor, but could be a roadside mechanic.
16. Running to avoid the rain. Smart until in love, then foolish.

1. Life is like a sea of suffering, enduring all suffering is enduring life.
2. My heart only opens its doors twice. Welcoming you in and kicking you out.
3. I love you like Uncle Ho loves the country. Losing you is like France losing Indochina.
4. A hundred words I say aren't as impactful as a puff of smoke.
5. Bitter medicine cures the body. The truth hurts the heart.
6. In the most crucial moments, I rarely trust women.
7. Women are like roads, the more curved, the more dangerous!
8. Though life is full of obstacles, I hope to stumble and still have teeth.
9. Autumn leaves behind yellow leaves, you leave behind your child. Autumn continues, children continue to be born.
10. Fish don't eat spoiled salt. Boys who listen to flattery are a hundred times foolish.
11. Generations of rice cakes have bones. Generations of beautiful girls still pity poor boys.
12. Comedy turns to tragedy if tickets don't sell.
13. In grand matters, ask the wife at home, she'll advise you to do the opposite. Success is certain.
14. Ugly handwriting is a sign of genius.
15. Never betray friends... until the price is right.
16. Three years of exercise is not as effective as lying down for a while.
17. The treacherous underworld doesn't scare me, only the sight of your shadow does.
18. Mother, don't marry off your daughter to a distant place, birds cry and monkeys howl without certainty. Mother, don't let your daughter marry nearby, she might bring home rice with stones multiple times.
19. Boys nowadays change girlfriends like changing clothes. Girls, on the other hand, just add layers to keep warm.

1. Gas may run out, tires may wear out... but the engine and chassis numbers remain unchanged!
2. The foolish often appear dangerous. The dangerous often appear foolish.
3. On Facebook, you're pure white, but outside, you're like an African woman.
4. Love looks beautiful only on Facebook, life loses its joy when faced in reality.
5. Clearly, there's nothing clear in this world.
6. Who says trees don't feel sorrow, don't cry, stones don't grieve, don't miss anyone? Trees don't sorrow, yet yellow leaves fall. Stones don't grieve, yet moss covers them.
7. Poor but spending to become rich later reduces confusion.
8. Women are pains... yet brothers follow them knowingly.
9. Life is truly unfair, so hair strands are never straight. Life is never equal, so don't try to straighten hair.
10. Money is paper. See it, take it.
11. As a child, I thought undressing meant bathing. Growing up, I learned it's not just bathing that requires undressing.
12. Chubby is beautiful. Thin is cute. Bones sticking out are adorable.
13. The shortest path from one heart to another is the blood vessels.
14. Could it be that in life's hustle and bustle, we accidentally stumble upon a dollar?
15. People wear hats to protect their brains, but those without brains wear hats to warm their heads.
16. They laugh at me for being like them... I laugh at them for being too alike.
17. The farthest distance in the world is not standing on the Nhà Rồng pier without seeing Uncle Ho, but opening your wallet and not seeing Uncle Ho's warm smile.
18. Happiness won't smile at the lazy eavesdroppers.
19. I said 'No' to drugs, but they didn't listen.

1. Life is full of hardships, ginseng is scarce, bamboo roots are plentiful.
2. Let's go back to our own pond to bathe. Murky or clear, it's still our pond.
3. Light travels faster than sound, that's why people seem bright until you hear them speak.
4. Looking at you, I see a blur. I thought it was due to drunkenness, but turns out it's because of you.
5. Women like to buy beautiful clothes for boys to admire... Boys, however, prefer to admire girls who don't wear clothes.
6. To be a person of integrity, it's best not to promise anything.
7. Please take a few seconds to read this entire sentence, by reading up to here, it's already been a few seconds, thank you.
8. When the human heart is stormy, there's no place called peace.
9. Anger leads to disputes, a big belly leads to children.
10. Do you know how much I miss you? I eat poorly, but sleep like crazy, I wear shoes without socks, forget to brush my teeth in the morning, I use gasoline instead of rice wash, I act foolish all because I love you.
11. In the past, our ancestors sacrificed themselves to save the nation... Today, we sacrifice water to save ourselves.
12. I can resist everything... except temptation.
13. If love is light, then marriage is the electricity bill.
14. Without students, all teachers would be unemployed.
15. Conscience is something that feels hurt but the rest of the body feels comfortable.

1. Saying 'No' remains the most effective contraceptive method.
2. Used to suffering, now can't stand being happy.
3. You tell me to quit drinking... I quit drinking. You tell me to quit smoking... I quit smoking. You tell me to quit gaming... I quit you.
4. It's better to live in disgrace than to die foolishly.
5. Rich because of friends, refined because of wives, but indebted because of lovers.
6. Divorce is an event where a man has to wash his own clothes... Instead of washing clothes for both before.
7. Never give up on your dreams. Just turn off the alarm and go back to sleep.
8. The art of hiding incompetence also requires considerable talent.
9. Advantage: Lots of money. Disadvantage: Having lots of advantages.
10. Rich because of friends, refined because of wives, indebted because of lovers.
11. Loving one person for a lifetime. This disease is ten times worse than cancer.
12. Love always leads us to good things, thinking beyond the ordinary and reaching extraordinary thoughts.
13. Nothing saves time and money more than falling in love at first sight.
14. Though life is full of obstacles, I hope to stumble and still have teeth.
15. According to folklore and the latest research by spiritualists, at midnight, if a black cat crosses your path, it means it's going somewhere.
16. Among all types of eggplants. My favorite is the sarcastic one.

1. There are things that we only realize we've lost... when we no longer have them.
2. To live is to give! Give away everything you have only to regret realizing that reclaiming will be very difficult.
3. When the human heart is stormy, there's no place called peace.
4. If the wife is obedient, the children are too many to handle.

Above are the funniest and most humorous statuses about love, life. Hopefully, through these statuses, you will have moments of relaxation, stress relief after busy, stressful work and study hours.