Buzz
3. There are no unattractive women, only women who haven't found their spotlight yet.
4. The atomic bomb is an invention meant to...conclude all other inventions.
5. When a girl lowers her head in front of me, it means she's shy because she likes me. But if I were to lower my head in front of a girl, it simply means I admire her...sense of humor.
6. Unity means everyone's dead in unity.
7. Love means being touched. Refusing means pretending to love each other.
8. Rising from Two Empty Hands.
And Constructing a Massive Debt.
9. Heaven endows with talents beyond compare
And gives 'it' three times the normal.
10. They laugh at me because I'm different from them...I laugh at them because they're too alike.
11. Love is only beautiful when pockets are full - Life becomes less joyful when pockets are empty.
12. Remembering wife, loving child...craving dog meat
Wife not yet obtained...dog not yet raised.
13. A day's journey...Encounter only delicious goods...!
14. Good people are many, but wise people are few...
15. Life and death accompany each other, illness is none of your business...
16. All things begin difficult. Difficulty leads to weariness.
17. Commoners play fair, crushing the playboys...
18. Lovers are transient, a wise master is eternal...
19. Stay natural, but don't forget you're a guest.
20. Money isn't everything, because in this world there's also gold and diamonds.
21. Wrong, then correct; but not giving birth?...
22. I resist everything, except...temptation.
23. You look familiar, like...we've never met before.
24. Not intoxicated yet, but...a long way to sober up.
25. Youth wants to be wild? Better have some cash.
26. Never sell out your brothers unless...the price is right.
27. Walking down the street, suddenly something seems off.
Pressing my face against the wall. Once again...everything seems normal.
28. Beautiful girls want money? They gotta be a little wild.
29. My heart only opens its doors twice
Welcoming you in and kicking you out.
30. Good land attracts birds, bad land attracts drinkers and birds alike
31. Morning scrutinize, noon strike, evening await
Holding the result sheet, faces turn pale.
32. Money is paper, but this paper ain't money
33. Failure due to fear of success
34. Everyone understands...except one
35. Toys bring...then take away...
36. Streets soaked in blood don't scare me, only fear the way back...seeing your shadow!
37. Draping a coat on my shoulders, the life of a romantic
Saying goodbye to Mom, heading out at 9, returning at 9
38. Look, this is a picture of the barber at the end of my street. The TV just announced he's the head of a drug trafficking ring.
I've been his regular customer for 10 years...who would've known he's still a barber.
39. The path I tread is guarded by noble spirits
The deeds I do are shielded by malevolent beings.
40. Hey, how's your new son-in-law?
He's got it all, except for the sin of gambling!
But isn't that his advantage?
No, it's a big flaw ma'am. He doesn't gamble, but he's addicted to other vices.
41. No one escapes fate
No one escapes the black and white of life.
42. Love watching foreigners smoke Laotian tobacco, it boosts national pride.
43. Entering prison like a lord entering his palace
Morning exercise like Guan Gong practicing martial arts
Afternoon weeding like a princess picking flowers
Night swatting mosquitoes like Lady Trieu catching butterflies.
44. I'm not bragging, but I've led countless gangsters with blood on their faces! I say turn this way, it has to turn that way. I'm...I'm a barber!
45. Ugly girlfriend fears your criticism
Beautiful girlfriend fears your affection.
46. Each to their own pond for bathing
Jumping into the river means suicide, family members fish you out.
47. Living like a dog, but it has human affection! Better than living like a human... but not as good as being a dog!
48. Heaven gave me a mischievous nature
If anyone messes with my brothers, I'll skewer them!
49. Feuds in the underworld raise me
Human betrayals teach me wisdom.
50. At the street's end, at the market's end, never surrender
Selling horses, selling stones, but never selling out brothers!
51. Because life is a battlefield
Parents advise us to give up everything
But for the sake of honor, heavy with love
Sorry parents, I'm a wanderer
I don't care what they say out there...
Drunk, smoke swirling, tonight we rule the night..
Live for today, brothers, just be happy today…
As for tomorrow, we'll worry about it tomorrow
For who knows how long we'll live from this day to that?!
52. Turmoil in the underworld raised me
Prison food taught me wisdom
No stabbing, no slashing, life shows no mercy
No money, no silver, girls don't follow!
53. Watching the stars from the night watchtower
Wielding the sword, still free to roam
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