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If your colleague, boss, friends, parents, or grandparents are preparing to retire, send them the funniest retirement wishes and messages. Your retirement wishes will make them feel happy and ready to start the exciting days ahead.
Funniest retirement wishes and messages
A. Funny retirement wishes
Retirement congratulations will be the tool for you to convey your affection, respect, and make the recipients feel cared for, shared.
1. May your retirement days be filled with tranquility and relaxation. With no more deadlines to chase or bosses to impress, just resting and unwinding is all that's needed.
2. I wonder if you'll behave like other retirees, finding joy in trivial matters? But even if you do, it's perfectly fine. Congratulations on retiring after years of dedicated effort!
3. Congratulations on your retirement! Now you'll be forced to work on a never-ending project, consuming all your time, called 'Doing Nothing at All.'
4. What I wish for you in retirement is good health and truly peaceful days of rest and relaxation.
5. Health, family, friends, and relationships are some of the many things you've sacrificed in life to work harder and earn more money. Now, it's time to simply enjoy the upcoming days with happiness and leisure.
6. Congratulations on your retirement! Maybe we should retire while we're still young, because then we can do even more. Now, all you can do is eat, sleep, and walk the dog.
A humorous retirement message, full of wit and charm.
B. Humorous retirement message
Sending cheerful retirement wishes to loved ones and friends will help them have joyful moments in their new retired life.
7. You can now truly enjoy your retirement years after long days of work and dedication. Congratulations on retiring!
8. Throughout your life, you've sacrificed your health to earn money to support your family, so now, you deserve to rest comfortably.
9. At this moment, you've reached your 'expiry date' and officially retired. But don't worry, antiques are often very valuable! Congratulations on your retirement!
10. After retirement, the body may age, the heart may become vague, but the mind becomes younger. Congratulations on officially being able to rest!
11. Can you believe it? From now on, every day of the week will feel like Sunday. Enjoy that feeling and retire peacefully.
12. Retirement is the only thing that makes you realize how much you've wasted during the years of trying to grow up. Because in the end, you return to being happy children.
13. It's amusing when people give you watches at your retirement party. It doesn't mean your time is up, but rather from now on, all time is yours.
14. Every day of retirement life will feel like a happy Friday night. Congratulations on retiring!
A humorous retirement wish, full of wit and charm.
C. Funny retirement wish for the boss
Boss, who has devoted their youth to work hard and dedicate themselves. In the moment of leaving the environment they have been attached to, surely everyone will feel bitter and touched. At this time, the funny retirement wishes received from friends and colleagues will be beautiful memories, making them feel much happier and more joyful.
15. You've spent many years in life arguing with colleagues, juniors, and high-level managers at work. After retirement, you'll argue with your spouse and grandchildren at home. Wishing you happiness.
16. Colleagues at the office only pretend they'll miss those who retire. Don't be fooled by those sad faces. Just ignore them and have happy days. Congratulations on your retirement!
17. You've cursed your body every time you got sick, because that fatigue prevented you from completing tasks at work. Now, enjoy leisurely days and take good care of yourself.
18. Retirement can be a great joy if you can find ways to use time without spending money.
19. Retirement will just be the time for you to switch your own boss - from the boss at the office to your spouse at home.
20. A golden watch is the most suitable gift for retirees, because they've sacrificed many precious moments throughout their lives to dedicate themselves.
Touching and heartfelt retirement wishes for the boss.
Above are some funny and heartfelt retirement wishes that you can use to send to your grandparents, parents, or boss when they're about to retire. Everyone has a short time to live, work, and dedicate themselves. And your retirement wishes will be comforting and encouraging words for them to live peaceful and happy days ahead.
When someone retires, it means your position will be filled by someone else. Before retiring, send best wishes for success in their career to your successor, wishing them good health and wisdom to excel in their work.
