Talking about exes, we all have different emotions. It could be love, respect, regret, pain, or resentment. If your past love story ended sour because of cheating or betrayal, you can use these savage ex-statuses below to vent out some of the anger and frustration when love is misdirected.
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Collection of fierce and sassy ex-roasting statuses
I. Most piercing ex-roasting statuses.
II. Sassy ex-roasting caps.
III. Captioning the new lover of your ex.
I. Most piercing ex-roasting statuses
It's often said, after a breakup, if you can't say anything nice to each other, it's best to stay silent. However, for the deceivers and manipulators in love, you need to let everyone see their true colors. And the ex-roasting statuses below will help you express just that.
1. Thanks to you for once loving me.
And also thanks to you for not loving me anymore
2. Wishing you happiness is impossible
Wishing you forever alone is more like it
3. After the breakup, in a drunken stupor, you text me saying you miss me
I quickly reply: I'm here but I don't give a damn about you' =)))
4. Fate brought us together
But luck didn't owe us, so we parted ways
5. After walking this path with you, I've become the same road you once treaded upon.
6. On those days, thank you for teaching me how to grow up
7. Only the arrogant deceive each other
The truth is life never forsakes anyone
8. Sweet words wishing you happiness
But deep down, I want to tear you apart
9. I used to imagine that one day, late at night, early in the morning, or late in the afternoon, I would receive a long message from you, or even a short one would suffice, telling me that you hadn't forgotten about me all these past days. Luckily, it was just a dream.
10. Contrary to love is forgetting, forgetting the ex, the old love, the old days. Because ahead of us, there's still a whole sky.
Thank you for loving me once. Thank you for not loving me anymore.
Ex-roasting statuses at their deepest
11. When you stepped in, that's when I was hurt the most.
Now, as my wounds heal, it's also when I leave you behind!
12. Those who care for me, I'll care for them even more
For those who don't care about me, what reason do I have to continue caring?
13. I rejected them for you, You left me for them 🙂
14. Surely after breaking up with you, I'll become better, because of you, but not for you.
II. Sassy ex-roasting caps
The following sassy ex-roasting caps are compiled to soothe the hearts of boys and girls who feel hurt from being dumped, betrayed in love. Not only that, these clever statuses also make your ex rethink their behavior and love in the future.
1. A few sweet words, a little affection
How can you escape from my love net
2. Sometimes, the best thing I can do for someone is quietly leave their world.
Luckily, I managed to do that!
3. After the breakup, seeing how miserable your life is, I'm so happy, much lighter-hearted.
4. Was he stupid before or something?
How come he's completely ugly but I still love him
5. My ex had a huge love, containing many men, didn't want to leave any because afraid they'd be sad.
6. Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes
Until we meet by fate, don't hold a grudge against me.
Sassy, fierce ex-roasting caps, so salty it reaches your face wherever you are
7. There are no ugly men, only circumstances that create ugly men
8. After the breakup, I wish you quickly find a replacement just like me
9. Back then, thought when they left, life couldn't go on,
Now if we meet again, standing in front of the ex, suddenly want to laugh and say: 'Haha, so awkward, without you, the Earth still spins,... But you're still alive!'
10. Our love story thought it was fated but turns out it's fateless!!
11. There will come a day when you'll become calm, like an outsider looking back at their old stories and shaking their head with a light chuckle.
Thank goodness everything's over!
12. Heard you're not doing well, I'm happy for you.
13. It takes a lot of time to forget the pain so please don't call, don't text, don't bother me, don't treat me like your spare tire. If it's gone, don't look for it.
14. From now on...
I live my life well
You find peace in yours
If we meet again, please don't greet each other.
15. My ex used to love peach tea. If the shop didn't have it, they'd sit there with a sad face. No matter what, I'd relent, 'Let's go somewhere else with peach tea.'
After the breakup, I'd occasionally go to the shop, order a peach tea, and just leave it there without drinking it.
Many times, the owner would wonder, 'Why order it if you're not going to drink it, why leave it there?'
'Oh, just to mess with my ex,'
16. All the words I wanted to say have been said. No desire to meet again. From now on, we're just acquaintances from the past.
The best ex-roasting statuses to help you unload the pain
17. In this life, if there's no fate, loving anyone is just loving a stranger
18. Do you believe
After I get a boyfriend, the man who once pursued me will distance himself, some will hate me, resent me
But you, you'll just be indifferent
III. Captioning the new lover of the ex-lover
When it comes to exes, we often have a habit of keeping silent. However, in some cases, the tree wants to be silent but the wind won't stop. You might unexpectedly appear in the story of your ex with their new lover due to irrational reasons. At this time, posting short, snappy roasting statuses will help you vent and teach those clueless ones a lesson.
1. There are many hilarious things...
Giving it away, not taking it, now it's someone else's possession... and feeling sad. Morning sadness
2. To the new lover of my ex: I may lose to you in wealth, but I'll outshine you in living with integrity. Please don't let me appear in your story. I'm not interested.
3. Didn't get a chance to cherish, already a thing of the past, what wasn't given attention to, now it's old. Are you sad, darling?
4. Thank you for coming and taking her away so that I could live brightly like today.
5. Thank you for leaving me, so I can see that, in this life, besides you, there are many more interesting and beautiful things than you!
6. Heard your new partner doesn't treat you well. Hoping you'll find a lover who loves you like I did :)
7. Moments like this, that's when I truly appreciate you, for hurting me this much, so now I have the courage to leave.
Short, sharp ex-roasting caps, top-notch quality
8. Some things, thinking too much gives a headache, thinking clearly breaks the heart...
So let it go for a peaceful mind
10. Soon enough, you'll wear the wedding dress.
Soon enough, the bridal car will arrive.
Congratulations, girl from the past.!
What I discarded, hold onto it tightly, will you!
With these phrases, STT roasting ex-lovers above, you've found the perfect words to jab at those awful people from the past and shed the burden in your heart. And if you've had a beautiful love with an ex but had to part ways, the great STT about ex-lovers in this article will suit your mood.
Not only roasting ex-lovers, if you encounter deceitful friends who take advantage of you, you can also refer to these roasting quotes for deceitful friends here to send to them.
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