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With the proliferation of tabloids, gossip, and concerns over copyright infringement, concert venues have implemented stricter regulations on permissible items. Although legally one can photograph individuals and distribute them as tabloid fodder or artistic creations, most musical acts prefer to monetize such opportunities. Consequently, many venues have imposed restrictions on photography. Here's how to circumvent them.
Procedure
Assess your camera. Is it a standard point-and-shoot device? If so, it may be permitted entry. Verify this before resorting to covert methods.
Evaluate its dimensions. Modern cameras tend to prioritize sleekness, which can work to your advantage. Thicker cameras are often shorter, allowing you to identify potential concealment spots based on size.
Discover a Hiding Spot for Your Camera. Whether it's a pocket, purse, concealed within clothing, or attached to your body, there are several methods to consider:
- Opt for a loose, oversized sweatshirt with no undergarments beneath (especially effective for females). Use a strap to sling the camera over your shoulder, positioning it at the small of your back beneath the sweatshirt. If asked to remove your sweatshirt, demonstrate its inseparability due to lack of underclothing.
- Utilize a purse (or one belonging to a female companion if you're male). Remove the lining or create a false bottom, insert the camera, and cushion it with soft material before resealing. Scatter tampons on top for discretion, as most security personnel won't thoroughly inspect.
- Sport a slightly loose long-sleeved shirt. Affix the camera with tape or a strap beneath your arm, but be cautious of potential pat-downs in establishments with high-security concerns.
- Conceal the camera in your crotch area. For females, a mid-length fluffy skirt provides ample concealment and a skirted appearance reduces suspicion. Alternatively, unbutton your pants, hang the camera from a button, and re-button for secure concealment, even during a pat-down.
- If you have a slim wallet, tape it inside a larger pocket and claim it as the sole item if questioned during a frisk.
- For professional-grade cameras with multiple lenses, enlist a friend's help. Conceal one lens discreetly and another conspicuously. When security discovers the obvious item, have your friend surrender it, then present your dummy camera without arousing suspicion.
- Ladies can camouflage the camera within voluminous hair, secured beneath a poofy hat for a stylish yet effective disguise.
- Use gloves to your advantage by concealing the camera inside one glove while wearing the others. During inspection, place the camera glove alongside the others inconspicuously, then retrieve it afterward.
If your camera is slim and durable, consider stashing it in your shoe. It's unlikely that guards will request shoe removal. Once inside, discreetly transfer the camera to a pocket or accessible area and enjoy the event.
Employ an old jacket with a hidden seam (on the inner side) large enough to accommodate a camera. Seal the seam securely and proceed through security as usual. Once inside, open the seam to retrieve the camera without drawing attention.
In the event of detection inside the venue, maintain composure to avoid escalation and potential confiscation of your camera, film, memory card, and tickets. Apologize sincerely and feign ignorance to mitigate consequences.
Use a cinch bag and a hoodie; wrap your camera inside the hoodie and place it in the bag. When asked to present your bag to the guard, comply, as most guards overlook checking inside the hoodie. To add authenticity, include cash, a phone, etc., for a natural appearance.
Task Completed.
Pointers
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If you're wearing trousers, opt for long socks and tuck your camera inside one.
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Ladies can consider concealing the camera in their bra. Select a bra a size larger than usual to accommodate the camera discreetly along with other prohibited items.
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Prior to attempting this method, familiarize yourself with the rules and regulations of the concert venue; you might find that cameras are permitted.
Cautions
- During hard rock concerts, the area nearest the stage can be chaotic and crowded. Despite this, it offers the best vantage point for photography. Exercise caution to protect yourself and your camera by using wrist/neck straps to prevent accidental dropping. Additionally, expect heightened security in this area.
- In some venues, cameras may not be accepted and tagged for retrieval. In such cases, ensure you have a secure storage option for your camera to enjoy the show hassle-free.
- Beware that your film/photos may be confiscated and destroyed if you're caught with unauthorized photography. Make sure there are no irreplaceable shots on your roll.
- If caught, ejection from the concert venue is highly probable.
- Although rare, some venues may permanently confiscate your camera, especially if it's a professional-grade one. Exercise caution.
- Exercise caution at security checkpoints, as they thoroughly inspect all belongings. Avoid venues known for strict inspections if possible.
Essentials
- Imagination.
- A friendly attitude towards security personnel.
- A reliable camera.
- A stroke of luck.
