Top 10 Best Hilarious Comic Stories

1.Advantage

The young man told the girl he had just successfully conquered: 'I don't drink alcohol, I don't smoke, I don't gamble, I'm not promiscuous. Drugs are something I stay away from. However, I still have a small flaw, my dear!'

The girl blinked:
'What is it, tell me! I'm ready to forgive everything. How many advantages do you have anyway!'
'Oh! Well... I tend to lie a lot.'

2.Still confused until death...

This couple had 5 children: the first 4 were fair-skinned and beautiful, only the youngest was dark, unlucky, and ugly. The husband had strong suspicions but didn't dare to speak out. When on the deathbed, he finally signaled his wife to ask:

'I'm about to go, before I die I want to ask you something. The youngest one...'

'What about the youngest one?'
'Is he really... my son?'

'Up until this moment, I'm not hiding anything from you. The youngest one... is indeed your son.'
The husband, relieved, smiled and departed.

1. Remembering More Carefully

Noticing sudden changes in her body, a woman went to the doctor and was told she was pregnant.
She angrily scolded the doctor, insisting it couldn't be possible because her husband had been working abroad for over a year.
A week later, the patient returned to the clinic and said softly:
- Doctor, last time I forgot to mention that my husband came home on leave 2 months ago!
The doctor chuckled:
- That sounds better, but you need to remember a bit more carefully, because the pregnancy is already in the fourth month.

2. Whose Child?

Excited about his wife's pregnancy, a husband joyfully sent the text message 'I'm pregnant' to everyone in his contacts to share the news. Immediately, he received replies:
- Mother-in-law: Why did you say the husband can't conceive? Still fooling around with that guy Lí?
- Colleague: Isn't it? It's only been 2 days, hasn't it?
- Best friend: We haven't seen each other for half a year, don't put it on me!
- Superior: I'll give you 10 million, take some time off.
- Client: Alright! Don't threaten me, I'll sign the contract tomorrow.
- Colleague: Didn't you say it's mine? There was also the boss that day!
- Stranger: Don't trick me, I've already had a sterilization surgery.
- Stranger: How are you going to handle it? My husband fainted.

1. Careful Articulation

Once upon a time, there was a master who had a servant known for his clever but impetuous nature; he spoke before thinking, his words often disconnected and inconsequential.

One day, the master scolded the servant, saying:

From now on, you must not speak hastily like that anymore. Whatever you say must have a beginning and an end, you must not speak gibberish.

Immediately, the master sat down to smoke his pipe, and a cigarette butt fell onto his robe. Seeing this, the servant calmly stood up, and with composure, he said:

- Master... your chicken's egg... was incubated... hatched... into a silkworm... The silkworm... spun a cocoon... From the cocoon... silk was harvested... sold at the market... Someone... bought it... sold it to... Uncle Guest... Uncle Guest... packed it... and took it to China... In China... it was woven into fabric... After becoming fabric... it was packed... and brought back to... Annam... Our shop... bought it... and sold it again... You just bought... brought it home... called... the tailor to come... cut the robe... after sewing... you wore it... you sat down... smoked... a cigarette... cigarette butt... fell... burned this spot!

The master hastily looked down, and indeed, a large portion of his robe had burned away. Angered, he scolded the servant, saying:

- Why didn't you say it immediately, instead of dragging it out like that?

The servant replied:- Just a moment ago, you instructed me to speak with a beginning and an end!...

2. Discussion about Love

Doctors say: 'Love is an illness, patients need to be treated with bed rest'.
Physicists: Why call love an illness when it consumes so much energy? It should be called an activity.
Mechanics: Why call love an activity when the main machine components remain stationary? It should be called an art.
Art researchers: Why call love an art when everyone is hesitant to display it to others? Love should be called deception.
Lawyers: Why call love deception when both parties are satisfied? Love should be called a production contract.
Businesspeople: Why call love a production contract when the expenses far exceed the final product value? Love should be called science.
Professors: Why call love science when students can do it and I can't?

1. Master and Disciples on the Journey

After enduring 81 trials and tribulations, the master and his disciples finally arrived at the land of Buddha to request teachings. They joyously met Nhu Lai.
- Nhu Lai: Do you gentlemen have a USB with you?
- Master: Hmm...
- Nhu Lai: Then how will you transmit the scriptures to your disciples now?
- Ngoc Khong, quick-witted: I'll send the scriptures to you via Bluetooth on your mobile phone.
- Ngoc Khong vigorously shook the AnyCall Haptic mobile phone, immediately enabling Bluetooth.
- Nhu Lai, no less savvy, pulled out a Sony Vaio P netbook from his pocket. Within seconds, the transmission was completed, and Nhu Lai flew away.
- The master muttered, realizing he could have just searched and downloaded it quickly at home using Google.

2. Fixing the Doorbell

A young man rushed into the electrician's shop, his face flushed with anger:

- Yesterday morning, didn't I tell you that someone would come to fix my doorbell?

- The guy shouted: And didn't you promise to send someone right away?

- I did everything correctly: the manager interrupted him.
- I assured you that it would be done!

Hey, Bill: he turned to call an employee at the back of the office

Did you go to Park Lodge to do that yesterday?

- Yes, sir: Bill replied
- I went there and rang the bell for over ten minutes but no one answered the door, so I assumed everyone must have been out.

1.Tales of Martial Arts...

At a banquet, someone boasted about being very knowledgeable about martial arts in China, recounting:
That night, a mysterious swordsman standing on the roof suddenly got hit on the head by someone sneakingly wielding an iron rod. The rod, round as a leg, grazed the swordsman's head, breaking it in half. The broken part of the rod, heavy as it was, fell through the tiled roof, hitting a sleeping person, breaking their leg. Can you believe it, the swordsman didn't even realize he had been attacked, spooky, right?
After finishing the story, he asked:
Do you know who that master of the martial arts was?
Instantly, someone replied:
It's the father of the guy telling the story, who else!

2. Too short to hold...

At the spring festival, a four-year-old boy was sitting crying because he got lost. The security guard came over to comfort the boy and said:
- If you don't want to get lost, you have to hold onto your mother's skirt tightly.
The boy sobbed and said:
- But my mother's skirt is too short, I can't hold it, hu hu hu…!!!

1.When two drunken men drive

Two drunken men say to each other: “Drive slowly, I don’t want to die yet”.
The other one is surprised and says:
– I’m not driving...
The first one exhales:
– Oh, I thought you were! I was scared to death and didn’t dare say anything.

2.The fear of a psychiatric patient before the driving test

A man complains to the psychiatrist: “Every time I have a driving test, I get very worried, doctor, for years I haven't been able to get over it”.
The psychiatrist gently comforts him:
– Everything will be fine. Just stay calm, eventually you will pass the driving test.
The man shakes his head:
– I’ve had a driving license for decades.
The psychiatrist is surprised:
– Then what are you worried about?
The man sighs:
– I’m the one who marks the practical driving test.

1.Soberness

Just after the New Year's drinking session with friends, the husband staggered home. To avoid his wife suspecting he had drunk too much, he decided to go straight into the room and sit down to read a book, hoping his wife would think he was sober... A few minutes later, his wife entered and asked:
- What are you doing?
- Reading a book.
- His wife screamed: You fool! Pack your suitcase and go to sleep!

2.Tet Greeting Handbook

Greeting for Tet seems like a familiar matter for everyone, but there are still some things to consider. For example, wishing someone “long life” may not necessarily make them happy. Why is that?
- Before shaking hands and wishing someone “long life,” you should check if anyone in their house is already... 99 years old!
- When visiting someone in an apartment building, avoid wishing them “Money flowing like water.” Because the water supply in that area might flow like… spider webs!
- When visiting your boss's house, if you see your boss's secretary and spouse there, don’t wish your boss to be “energetic” next year. That statement might annoy the secretary's husband and the boss… “startle”!
- When visiting a doctor or someone who sells... coffins and wishing them a prosperous next year is like wishing society to have many sick and dying people. It's best to say: “Wishing you a very profitable business with the corrupt, fraudulent, and unethical... And always out of stock with the righteous”!
- Don’t wish anyone “abundant health” because “abundant” is a term that many restaurants don’t adhere to hygiene standards very well.
- If you're a student staying in a dormitory for Tet? Don’t wish your landlord anything related to money, or else they might remember that you haven’t paid the rent for the last month of the year!

1.The Colorful Cows

A tourist stopped at a farm and inquired with the farmer: 'How many liters of milk do your two dairy cows produce each day?'
- The black one or the white one? the farmer replied.
- Let's say the white one.

- Ten liters.- And the black one?
- Also ten liters.
- What do you feed them?
- The white one or the black one?
- The white one, for example.
- They eat ryegrass.
- What about the black one?
- Also ryegrass.
- Hey, if everything is the same for both cows, why do you always ask me whether I'm talking about the black one or the white one? - the tourist expressed annoyance with the dialogue.
- Because the white one is mine.
- Ah, I see! And the black one?
- Also mine.

2.A Thousand Cups Sober Thanks to Wife's Hot Photos

While drinking with business partners, a husband called home: 'Honey, send me a nude photo of yourself!'
Hearing this, his wife, feeling embarrassed, said:
'Disgusting! But what's up? Why don't you wait until you get home?'
The husband sighed:
'I just met with potential business partners. I've had too much to drink and want to sober up to sign the contract, darling.'

1.Boss Speechless at Employee's Late Arrival Excuse

Discovering Tom arrived at work over an hour late, the boss angrily demanded: 'Why are you late?'.
Tom scratched his head and replied:
– On my way to the office this morning, I saw a girl crying and dropping $100.
– So you spent an hour helping her find the money? - Tom's boss widened his eyes.
Tom quickly shook his head:
– No, not at all, I was just busy standing on the $100 bill until the girl left.

2.The Talking Scale

A husband and wife stepped onto a scale. When the husband got on, the scale said: 'You're too skinny, you need to eat more.'
When the wife got on, the scale remained silent.
She got on again, and the scale still said nothing.
When she got off, the scale finally spoke:
– Please don't crowd, one at a time, please.

1.Unusual Rabbit Cry

A young hunter, eager to celebrate his first hunting trip, invited his neighbor (who was grieving over the loss of his beloved cat) to join him.

After a hearty meal and plenty of wine, the neighbor complimented the food and asked:

- What dish is this?

- Rabbit meat - the host replied.

- Where did you find rabbits around here?

- Last night, I was at home when I heard a noise outside the door. I grabbed my gun, stepped out, and saw a rabbit staring at me. I immediately shot it right in the forehead. It only had time to cry... “meow” before it fell.

- What?? Fainted... !!!!!

2.The Stingy Extended Family

There was a husband in a certain family known for his extreme frugality.
One day, he came home from work and sat down to eat rice. He found the stir-fried vegetables that day particularly delicious, so he curiously asked his wife:
- Why is the stir-fried vegetables so delicious today?

Hearing this, his wife excitedly bragged to her husband:
- This morning, two people bought a piece of pork together. They came to our house to borrow a knife to divide it. When cooking rice, I washed the knife in the pan, so the vegetables tasted so good. My husband, upon hearing this, immediately gave his wife a slap on the ear, then shouted loudly:
- Why are you so foolish! Why didn't you wash it in the well to feed us for a few days?
The wife, feeling aggrieved, immediately ran to her in-laws' house to complain about her husband, only to be scolded by her father-in-law:
- If he hits you like that, he's still gentle. Why didn't you wash it in the well to feed us too?