Buzz
1. Why are you staring? Haven't you ever seen a chubby cat before?
Hey Rô! I think the person staring at us doesn’t seem too friendly. It looks like they're mocking our size. You know how much I can't stand those people who keep calling me fat, right? But look at you, my big, adorable buddy, who could ever tease you? Are you serious? I’m just feeling suspicious about it, that’s all.
2. The coziest bed with the softest blankets is the perfect place for me to sleep.
I’m dreaming about my lovely owner! She’s so beautiful and kind, always preparing the perfect sleeping spot for me. Honestly, this is probably why I’ve turned into such a lazy cat without even realizing it!
Oh my gosh, it’s freezing outside, so I’m staying in the house where it’s warm! Seriously! My bed is always so cozy, no wonder I’m always ready for a nap. And hey, I blame my owner for my weight gain! I’m not at fault here!
3. I hate the whole world!
I’m the one who absolutely hates those who keep calling me fat! Don’t think just because I’m a bit chubby I can’t swim, got it? I’m glaring straight at those who constantly mock my size. Yeah, I’m fat! Does it affect your economy or something? Have you managed to be as fat as me? Haha, you’re just jealous of my perfect figure because I’m too irresistible! (Smirking – the tabby cat speaks.)
4. Life is so unfair, I diet and still gain weight rapidly.
Life really isn’t fair – I’ve been working out hard, barely eating, yet my weight just keeps skyrocketing.
Oh well, everyone else can keep exercising, I’m just going to take a quick nap. No point in trying to lose weight, it’s not going to happen anyway.
5. Die surrounded by food, and never have to worry about it.
After numerous failed attempts at weight loss, this cat has decided to embrace its chubby body for the rest of its life. If I’m going to die, let it be in the middle of food – that’s the only way to go, my friends. Life is all about enjoying the little pleasures, and that’s how you truly live.
6. I’m so exhausted today. Can we just cuddle and sleep, forget the world?
Enough joking around, we’ve eaten together, played together, and now it’s time to sleep. Let’s just roll onto the bed and nap. I’m loving it! Who needs to worry about dieting? Eating and sleeping are the true joys of life, everything else can wait, right?
7. While others are princesses sleeping in the woods, I’m the princess napping on my cozy bed.
I absolutely love sleeping, and you can easily find a cat dozing off in a shoe, a pair of glasses, or anywhere else we feel comfy and clean. But that’s not all – we also have a superpower that’s just as impressive. No matter where or how we sleep, we always manage to look adorable. 'While others are princesses sleeping in the woods, I’m the princess napping on my cozy bed.'
8. Just because I’m chubby doesn’t mean I’m not cute!
It’s true! Whether I was born chubby or I’ve grown bigger thanks to my owner’s pampering, I’ve become quite the hefty kitty. But why criticize me for being chubby? Chubby has its own charm. So after reading this, please don’t make fun of my size anymore. Sigh...people are so obsessed with body image, it makes me anxious and sad!
9. Just moving around feels exhausting already.
It’s early morning, and my owner is already trying to get me up for a workout. With this hefty frame, why would I need to build more muscle? Chubby, strong, and cute – that’s my style! Sigh… I’m already tired after just a few steps. Maybe I’ll just lie here for a bit before washing my face. I’m not being lazy, okay?
10. Being chubby gives me the right to be fabulous too.
Don’t think just because I’m chubby, no one cares about me. Wrong! I’m not just overweight, I’m beautifully full-figured, healthy, and fabulous! Now, bring me my food, and I might just let you touch my soft, pink cushion at my feet. When you're this cute and chubby, how could anyone resist loving you?
