Top 10 Funniest Wall Newspaper Stories on 26th March

1. Essay Redo
Cu Bin's teacher asked students to describe their favorite animal. Cu Bin, age 7, caught a louse for research and described it in detail. Of course, the teacher was not satisfied. She asked Cu Bin to rewrite the essay about the family dog.
Cu Bin wrote the essay as follows: 'My house has a dog, the dog has a lot of fur, and since it has a lot of fur, it must have lice. Now I will describe the louse...'. And he began to describe the louse.
The teacher, very annoyed, immediately asked Cu Bin to rewrite it again, this time to describe the fish.
The next day, Cu Bin submitted the essay as follows: 'My house has a fish, the fish lives underwater so it has many scales. If it lived on land, it would surely have fur, and since it has fur, it must have lice. Now I will describe the louse...'

2. Official Announcement
Tý ran home crying and complained to his father: 'Teacher always picks on me, dad. Every day he calls me to the front to turn in my homework. He deliberately chooses difficult questions to punish me. Today I was punished to stand at the back of the class holding my ears'.
Tý's father was very angry. The next day, he took Tý to see the teacher:
- I heard my son say you often pick on him. Why do you treat my child like that?
- I didn't pick on your son. Think about it, whenever I asked him to come to the board to answer questions, he couldn't answer, even the easiest questions.
- I heard my son say you always choose difficult questions. Come on, give me an example.
- Alright, yesterday I asked him when Trần Hưng Đạo died, but he couldn't answer.
Tý's father pondered for a moment, then replied:
- Well, please understand my child. Our family is in the trading business, occasionally we read the newspaper to catch up on the news, but we don't have time to read official announcements.

1. Lightest and Heaviest

In class, the teacher asked the whole class:
- Guess what's the lightest thing?
The whole class gave various answers, some said cotton, some said paper, but the teacher said they were all wrong. Then Vova raised his hand to speak. The teacher, noticing this, said:
- You Vova always speak nonsense, I won't let you speak.
She waited for a while, but no one else raised their hand, so she had to call Vova:
- You can speak, but no nonsense.
- Well, I don't know, but my dad said, the lightest thing is 'that,' ma'am.
The teacher blushed:
- Vova! Go stand in the corner, facing the wall.
Vova went to the corner, but still turned back to say:
- But my dad said, just a fleeting thought of it and it can rise up but can't be brought down.
The teacher challenged again:
- Now guess what's the heaviest thing?
The whole class again buzzed with answers. Someone said a truck, someone said the Earth, but the teacher said they were all wrong. Then Vova turned back:
- Oh teacher, I know what it is now.
Quietly, since the naughty kid can't speak bad words now, the teacher said:
- Okay, you can speak, but no nonsense.
- Ma'am, the heaviest thing is still 'that.' My dad said once it's down, not even a thousand cranes can lift it up.

2. Bleaching
During Chemistry class, the teacher noticed Tí playing something at the back.
The teacher asked: - “Tí! Can you tell me what type of acid is commonly used for bleaching?”
- “Well, there are many types, ma'am.”
- “Can you tell me what they are?”
- “Sure, for example, like Ohmo, Tide, or For human, ma'am.”

1. Student Story #1

In the classroom, the teacher asked the student:
- What are you writing?
- A letter to myself, sir!
- What does it say?
- I'll only know that tomorrow after receiving the letter.
- In the old days, I had to walk 10 kilometers to get to school.
- You should have woken up earlier to catch the bus then.

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2. Student Story #2:
- Why do commanders often stand when on a boat?
- Because if they sit down, they'll have to row like everyone else.

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1. Historical Q&A:

During a history quiz:

- Please tell me, who is Lê Lợi?
+ Sir, I don't know.
- Well, do you know who Trần Hưng Đạo is?
+ Sir, I don't know.
- Alright, if you can answer this question, I'll let you pass. Do you know who Trưng Trắc and Trưng Nhị are?
+ Sir, I also don't know.
- Then, please leave, I can't let you pass.
+ Do you know who Hùng Móm, Minh Sẹo, Phúc Khùng, and Dũng Cô Hồn are?
- Huh???
+ Sir has his gang, I also have mine, please don't intimidate me with your gang...

2. The Teacher's Epic Exam Entry Method

At the beginning of a math class, the teacher posed a riddle to the whole class.
- I ask you all, what do you call stealing music?
- Sir, it's music piracy!
- So, what about stealing ideas?
- That's idea piracy, sir!
- Stealing poems is called what?
- That's poetry piracy, sir!
- Then what about stealing teeth?
The whole class looked puzzled...
- Open your textbooks, today we'll learn... ''derivative''.

1. Discovering America

In geography class, the teacher called upon Ha:
- Ha, can you point out where America is?
- Yes, here! – Ha pointed on the map.
- Excellent! Now, Bi, tell me who discovered America?
- Um, Ha did, sir.
- !!!!!!

2. The Divine Crossbow

The teacher, seeing Long dozing off, woke him up and asked:
- Long, can you tell me who stole An Duong Vuong's divine crossbow?
- Sir, I... I didn't take it, sir!
- What are you saying? Stand up! Class monitor, answer my question!
- Sir... um, it wasn't me, and nobody in the class took it either, sir. You can check our bags!
- ???

3. The Pro Teacher

The teacher entered the classroom. Clothes disheveled. Stern face. The whole class worried. At the classroom door, the teacher took off his right shoe and threw it forcefully to the far left corner of the room.
The class trembled. Advancing towards the board, the teacher asked:
- So, are you scared, everyone?
- Yes, sir... very scared, sir.
- The whole class agreed.
- Well, you're still not as scared as you should be during World War II. Take out your pens and notebooks, we're starting the lesson on 'World War II'

1. The Sea

In geography class, Tí was not paying attention to the lesson.
- Teacher: Tí! Tell me, what is the sea?
- Tí (startled): Ma'am! 'The Sea' is a poem by Xuân Diệu, ma'am!
- Teacher: ?!?

2. Just One Mistake

Two students were talking to each other. One student sighed:
- Our teacher is really unfair. My essay was excellent, but just because of one spelling mistake, I got a zero.
- Where did you make a mistake?
- Instead of writing 'my teacher is passionate about cultivating people', I mistakenly wrote 'my teacher is passionate about marrying people'.

3. How to Draw?

To understand the students better, the teacher asked them to draw on a piece of paper their future aspirations. When the teacher looked, one student drew a plane indicating a desire to become a pilot, another drew a stethoscope wanting to become a doctor... Only one girl left her paper completely blank, so the teacher asked:
- Don't you want to be anything when you grow up?
The little girl hesitated and replied:
- When I grow up, I'll get married, but I don't know what shape he'll be?

1. It's Not Me

To prepare for a school inspection by the education department, the teacher informs the students in the class.
- When I ask a question, all of you must raise your hands.
- If any of you know the answer, raise all 5 fingers, if you don't know, keep 1 finger down so I know.
During the class with the inspection team and the school principal present, the teacher enthusiastically lectures and asks questions to the entire class.
Seeing all the students raising their hands, the inspector is surprised, thinking the students are exceptionally brilliant. Due to nervousness and forgetting the rule set, the teacher chooses Thanh. Thanh calmly replies:
- Sir, it's not me, I kept my finger down!

2. My Dad

A student is absent from school without a reason.
- The teacher asks: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
- Ma'am... because I was sick.
- At the latest, tomorrow you must bring a note from your father or mother.
- Yes, ma'am.
The next day, the student brings the teacher a note with the following lines: 'Dear teacher, my child was absent from school yesterday because he was sick. Regards, my dad'.

3. Late Arrival

Already in class, Tí just now enters the school gate. The security guard calls him back and asks:
- Why are you late?
- My dream is to become the principal, Tí replies.
- I'm asking why you're late? The security guard asks sternly.
- Well, when do you see the principal arriving early????

1. Even the Teacher Surrenders

- Teacher: Can you tell me if the Moon is farther or the Sun is farther?
- Student: The Sun is farther, sir.
- Teacher: Why?
- Student: Because of Khởi My, sir.
- Teacher: No, why?
- Student: Because of Ưng Hoàng Phúc, sir!
- Teacher: No, I mean Why!
- Student: Why? Oh! Why of DBSK.
- Teacher: Oh my, what should I do?

2. Medical Tools

The teacher instructed the students:
- Tomorrow, each of you bring an item related to health protection to the class.
- The next day, all the students brought an item each.
- Tuấn, what did you bring?
- I brought bandages for treating wounds, teacher.
- Very good. And Tèo, what did you bring?
- I brought a bottle of antiseptic solution for cleaning wounds, teacher.

1. I'll Give Dad One

After teaching the students a lesson on filial piety, the teacher asked Bi:
- If you have two houses and your dad has none, what will you do?
- I'll give my dad one house.
- Excellent. You understand the lesson very well. Now, here's a tricky question: If you save up 20,000 dong and your dad has none, what will you do?
- I won't give my dad any dong.
- Why is that?
- I'll give my dad a house, a car, so why would I give him any dong?
- Well, because I actually saved up 20,000 dong.

2. Naming Objects

During the exam, the biology teacher brought in a cage containing various birds. He pulled out one bird and hid it behind his back, showing only the tail to the students, and asked:
- What bird is this?
- Sir, it's a magpie, sir!
- Incorrect. This is a woodpecker. Let's try again...
The teacher pulled out another bird and asked:
- What's the name of this one?
- Um...! The student hesitated. I think it's a nightingale, sir!
- No, it's not. This is a thrush. You didn't study! I'm sorry to have to give you a 'No'! What's your name anyway?
- Try to guess, sir.
- Oh, no!

1. Why Is Dad Happy?
While checking the exam results of his supplementary subject, the father suddenly exclaimed, 'Oh! I passed.' His second-grade son standing beside him asked,
- Dad! How many points did you get to make you so happy?
- Oh, 5 points, my son!
- But how many points is the highest?
- It's 10 points.
- So why are you so happy then! Yesterday I got 8 points in math, and you scolded me!

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2. Waiting for the Results
Two candidates sit outside the school gate waiting for the results.
- My dad said if I pass, he'll reward me with an electric bike to go to school more comfortably...
- But my dad said if I fail, he'll buy me a “Quay Alpha”...
- Oh my! Why so extreme?
- Um... to work as a motorbike taxi driver to earn a living...
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