Top 10 Hilarious Reasons Why Vietnam Will Never Experience Terrorism

As soon as the terrorists set down their suitcase, within just minutes, it mysteriously vanishes. The terrorists fail once again as their precious suitcase is stolen without a trace. Half an hour later, explosives and bombs are being ‘processed’ at local markets without anyone noticing!

In developed countries, even with traffic jams, vehicles can still move steadily. But in a developing country like Vietnam, traffic congestion is far worse than in Europe or the Americas. Terrorists would get stuck in the heart of Hanoi during rush hour, and clearly, they wouldn't be able to carry out any attacks!

At a newly constructed hospital in Hue, a group of terrorists were assigned the task of bombing the facility on its inauguration day. However, due to construction delays and constant setbacks, they took matters into their own hands and went to inspect the situation. The cause of the delay? Scaffolding had fallen from above. The injury itself wasn't fatal, but since the workers hadn't been paid for months, they collectively went on strike. As a result, the terrorists lost both their mission and their lives.

While en route to carry out a bombing at a foreign-owned company in Nha Trang, one of the terrorists, unfamiliar with the area’s roads, crashed into a utility pole. The injury would have likely been a broken arm or leg at most, but because the pole was poorly constructed—due to officials and workers cutting corners on cement, sand, and gravel—the pole toppled over, bringing the terrorist down with it.

While on a critical mission near Hoan Kiem Lake, a terrorist stepped out of a seemingly luxurious car, only to be immediately approached by a beggar asking for money. After a prolonged encounter, the beggar finally left. But just moments later, the terrorist was surrounded by shoe polishers and lottery ticket vendors! Unable to take any chances in such a public place, the terrorist had to pay for peace and quiet. Once again, the mission failed miserably.

This terrorist had just landed at the airport and fought through a crowd for nearly half an hour to board a bus, with plans to carry out a mass shooting in Da Nang. As he was scrolling through Facebook, the bus suddenly swerved and crashed into a nearby truck. No one died, but many were injured, including the terrorist. The cause? The bus driver, who had no experience, was behind the wheel. And just like that, the shooting in Da Nang was forgotten.

After many failed attempts, the mastermind behind this terrorist plot was the most intelligent and energetic member of the group. He decided to personally carry out the attack in Cam Ranh, despite knowing how dangerous it was. He braved numerous obstacles and dangers along the way. In the final stretch, he chose to take the train, thinking it would be the safest option in this strange country. But he was wrong. In Vietnam, nothing is ever truly safe! Due to poor construction and the train's age, it malfunctioned. The mastermind and the rest of the group perished. There were no life vests on board, so before they could carry out the attack, they all met their end.

First of all, as you may have noticed, it’s the wealthier nations that are typically targets for terrorism. On the other hand, Vietnam is too poor for that to happen. Even thieves prefer to rob rich homes, not ones that have no chairs to sit on! Terrorists think the same way – they won’t waste time on places that offer nothing.

If terrorists decide to travel by taxi or motorbike, the police will catch them in no time. Why? Because as soon as the terrorists are casually riding their motorbike, suddenly people jump out from behind bushes or telephone poles. And just like that, the unlucky terrorist is caught by the police! Even if they don’t get arrested, the police will still stop them for a thorough check. The terrorists didn't do their homework beforehand – they failed to research the area. They ignored the police signals, and instead of offering a bribe, they kept going. In the end, their plans failed because they missed their window of opportunity.

As the terrorists ride in a taxi, some of the taxi drivers decide to take them on a little sightseeing tour instead of heading straight to the target. Why? Well, it's just to make a bit more money, of course. And just like that, yet another plan is foiled!