Top 10 Humorous New Year Wishes for Your Loved One

If water droplets were kisses, I would give you an entire ocean. If sunlight were you, I would be the sky to shelter you. If trees were embraces, I would gift you an entire forest. If long nights were love, I would send you a sky full of sparkling stars. But I have no right to give you my heart because it already belongs to you. This heart only points to you. As the new year arrives, so do you, bringing love, joy, and happiness to me. Wishing you a fantastic new year, indulge in all the goodness, and let no one follow you but me. ahihi!

If granted three wishes, the first would be to stay by your side forever, the second to love you endlessly, and the third to be loved by you eternally. Since I met you, you've become the raison d'être of my life. I only want to keep you close and love you with all that I have. I wish to be with you for a long, long time. May the new year bring health, prosperity, fortune, and love, but not excess weight!

You are truly beautiful, like the finest masterpiece ever created by the heavens. I am fortunate to have you in my life. Your sweet smile makes me forget the deepest wounds and the most sorrowful moments. You are the reason why the new year is so wonderful. You've made me forget all the sorrows of the past year, always thinking of the joy of having you by my side. Wishing you a fantastic new year, even more beautiful, lovely, with more red envelopes; after the Lunar New Year, don't forget to share some with me. Love you, chubby and adorable pig.

You are truly beautiful, like a perfect masterpiece created by the heavens. I am lucky to have you in my life. Remember, during Tet, don't overeat and become unrecognizable. In the new year, don't act as childish; be even more endearing than the little ones, so I can shower you with love. Wishing you a new year filled with all things good, smooth, and full of my love.

As the new year arrives, I wish you everlasting beauty and health. Stay gentle and talented in my eyes, but fierce to any guy who approaches you. Let no one peek at you, except me, of course! Hehe. Remember, I'll always be by your side, sharing every joy and sorrow in life with you.

This wish has to be rich, cholesterol-free, and non-addictive – just filled with lots of sweetness, much like you reading it. In the new year, wishing you continual success, excellent health, widespread luck, and the courage to try new things.

Without the sunshine, there wouldn't be a rainbow after the rain. You're my sunshine, making my life more radiant. You're the breeze that makes my heart flutter every day, and the tigress that makes me both scared and enamored each day. The new year is here. Wishing you continue to shine in my heart. May you stay fierce forever, so I can still fear you every day. Grow up quickly, so in a few years, I can bring you home.

As time may flow away, my love for you remains unaltered. The weather has turned much colder, so ensure to eat well, dress warmly when going out, and travel safely. Believe that somewhere, someone is still waiting for you. With the arrival of the new year, wish you to become even more stunning, unbelievably intelligent, but never far from me!

I want to send you the deepest love from the bottom of my heart. To me, you are everything, the priceless treasure of my life. I always pray and hope for your health to be by my side in this journey. In the new year, I wish you success in your career, but your health is the most important to me so that I always have you by my side. I love you the most, only you!

If the Earth is lucky to have the sun, ships are fortunate to have the vast ocean to navigate, and plants have the soil to survive… then I must say I am extremely lucky to have you in my life. Wishing my dear love all the goodness in the new year.