Top 15 Funniest and Most Interesting Stories about 'Fear of Wives' by Husbands

Once upon a time, there was a philosopher named 'Confucius.' One day, while he was expounding his theory 'To become a saint, one must distance oneself from and detest women' in front of a group of disciples, his wife barged in. Seeing the master sweating profusely, a compassionate disciple stood up and replied quickly: 'Master teaches wisdom. To achieve victory, one must detest all women,... when one already has a wife at home.' His wife giggled and retreated, while 'Confucius' was astonished, quickly clasping his hands and bowing to the compassionate disciple: 'You truly are... a Saint!'

On a cold winter day, the model complained to the painter that it was too cold to pose nude. 'You're right, then put some clothes on, let's sit and have some coffee,' the painter said. Moments later, there was an urgent knock on the door, and the painter panicked, urging the model, 'Hurry up, take your clothes off, it's my wife!'

In court, the thief was questioned: 'So you broke into the women's clothing store five times in one night. What did you take?' 'A women's dress,' he replied. 'Just one?' (The judge asked, lifting his glasses to see more clearly). 'Yes, but my wife demands that I go back four more times to exchange it for the one she likes.'

During a drinking session, a man boldly declared to his friends: 'As a man, if you only love one person and then marry her immediately, you're truly... foolish.' Suddenly, his wife appeared behind him and whispered: 'So, are you clever or foolish for loving and cherishing me?' Stammering, he replied: 'Uh... uh... of course, I'm... foolish!'

It was pouring rain outside, and the bakery owner was about to close up when a man braved the storm to buy a meat sandwich.The hesitant bakery owner asked: 'Do you have a wife?'The man replied: 'Yes, indeed I do. But do you really think my mother would send me out to buy a sandwich in this raging storm?'

During rush hour, amidst the crowded streets, a man was riding his motorcycle 'like a maniac,' and was stopped by the police:- Do you realize how dangerous it is to ride like that?The man, with an anxious expression, prepared to pay the fine.- I know... but if I'm late, even by just a minute, it's much more dangerous.- What do you mean?- Well, you see, if my 'lioness' at home handles it, the penalty would be multiplied many times over, officers.

On a bus, a man asked the woman sitting next to him: - The scent of your perfume is delightful, could you please tell me the name of this perfume? I want to buy a bottle for my wife as a birthday gift. Before the woman could respond, another man interjected: - It's probably best you don't buy it. - Why? - the man inquired. - Because bringing it home, you'll have a hard time explaining it to the missus.

Dad listened to Mom and me saying that I never listen to Mom, right?- Yes, Dad...- Don't beat around the bush! Dad just wants to know how you managed to do something so incredibly difficult?

The wife's voice echoed through the pipes: - Remember to wash the laundry and cook dinner. I'll be home late tonight. Hearing this, the husband shouted back through the pipes: - Shut your mouth! I'm not doing it. Whether you come home late or leave altogether, I don't care. After saying that, he slammed the pipes down hard. His neighbor just entered the door, wide-eyed, and asked: - Aren't you afraid of her? Why did you dare to shout at her and interrupt her like that? You'll be dead when she comes back. - What's there to be afraid of? He laughed and said: - She's been leaving voicemail messages on my phone since this morning. I only listened to them now after coming home, so I gave her a good scolding to vent my anger.

Husband argued with his wife. After packing his bags to leave, he bid farewell: - I volunteer to become an astronaut. I'd rather collide with celestial bodies, sacrifice on a mysterious planet than argue like this with you for life! After saying that, he walked out and slammed the door shut. But just a minute later, he came back and said: - You're lucky! It's raining outside.

Why are you feeling down?- My wife swore she wouldn't talk to me for a week!- Fantastic! What else do you have to complain about?- But today is the last day of that peaceful week!

The tour guide said:- Here, they burned the last witch's body in space.- No, that's not right! A man with a low voice questioned, glancing discreetly at his wife and murmuring:- That's impossible!

In the underworld, King Yama gathered all the men and said:- Anyone afraid of their wife, step aside!All the men hurriedly moved to the 'afraid of wife' side, leaving only one man standing calmly. King Yama approached him, patting his shoulder, and said:- You are indeed a brave and courageous man. Why aren't you afraid of your wife?He replied:- Sir, my wife instructed me not to gather in crowded places.

A man always ridiculed by friends for being afraid of his wife sought advice from a friend on how to overcome his fear. His friend advised:
- Try drinking alcohol, it might give you some confidence when facing her.
A few days later, the husband met his friend again and complained:
- No, no. I dare not do that anymore. The other day, I tried drinking alcohol and saw her as two, my fear doubled.

There was this guy who always feared his wife. No matter how much she scolded, he remained silent, not daring to argue. One day, he went gambling and came back very late. After finishing dinner, his wife sat waiting for him, eyes tired. She was furious. As soon as the husband stepped into the alley, she rushed out, grabbed his chest, and dragged him inside, shouting. He begged as she tightened her grip:
- Let me go! I beg you.
She grew even angrier, grabbing his hair, pressing his head down. He pushed her away, accidentally causing her pain, then exclaimed:
- If someone is already afraid, let them be afraid!