Top 6 Short Jokes About Friendship

NOT SO BRIGHT

Tiến: Hey, Mai. What's the Vietnamese translation for stupid?
Mai: NGU!
Tiến: Oh, got it. Why did you call me stupid?
Mai: I didn't say you're stupid!
Tiến: You literally just called me stupid!
Mai: No, I meant the meaning of the word stupid is ngu.
Tiến (turns towards Mai): Stupid!!!
Mai: Why did you call me stupid?
Tiến: I didn't! I'm just practicing pronunciation! Stupid, stupid,
stupid…
Mai: (smoke coming out of ears)

WHAT ABOUT THE REST????

- Tí: I have a riddle for you. In a box, there are nine cakes. Distribute
them to nine people, each person gets one. How many cakes are left?

- Tèo: None, there's no cake left.
- Tí: Wrong!

- Tèo: Then how many are left?

- Tí: One cake… the box!
- Tèo: !!!?

THE BEST FRIEND!

A man sits in a bar, going from one glass to another. A friend walks in and asks:

– Hey, what are you doing? You never used to drink like this. What's going on?

– My wife left me for my best friend.

– Oh, you always said he was your only best friend, right?

– Usually, that's true. But until she left with him, I consider him the best.

SHOWING OFF!!!

Khánh: Hey, I was scared! Last night there was a thief at my house.
– Cúc: Stop exaggerating!
– Khánh: Don't believe it? I'm telling the truth, completely. Look here, the thief stole all my clothes, so I had to buy this new shirt.
– Cúc: Haha!

LUCK OR MISFORTUNE!

During the exam, Nam and
Quân exchanged papers and lost points. After the exam, Quân asked Nam:
- Just now, when the teacher caught us for cheating, she deducted 4 points from me.
- Nam: Well, I only got deducted 1 point.
- Quân: Wow, why are you so lucky, Nam?
- Nam: Lucky? I only scored 1 point, she deducted 4, how lucky is that?
- Quân: ??!!

THE FIRST THING DONE EVERY MORNING?

Mai: Hùng, I challenge you. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Hùng: Too easy! Personal hygiene.
Mai: The answer is completely... wrong. The correct answer is opening your eyes.
Hùng: Why say I'm wrong? That's the first thing I do when I wake up, not what you do.
Mai: So, you don't open your eyes when you go to the bathroom?
Hùng: Well...
Mai: ???(Looks like he sleeps in there?)

WAI PHAI PASSWORD!!!

- What's your wifi password?
- 'From 0 to 9'
- I typed it, why isn't it working?
- I said it's 'From 0 to 9'!
- Well, here, 0123456789, is it okay now?
- Are you kidding me?
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- Type the whole phrase 'from zero to nine' for me.

WHAT IS 20/11?

– Mai: Why is your face so bruised? Got into a fight again, didn't you?
– Nam: No fighting, just a 'debate' with Toàn.
– Mai: What kind of debate is that horrifying?
– Nam: He's so stubborn. I told him November 20th is International Children's Day, but he insists it's the day Hanoi was liberated. Even when he's wrong, he acts like he's right.
- Mai: ????!!!!!

FLIRTING ATTEMPT

A young man saw a pretty girl and decided to approach her for a chat.
– Can I have your phone number?
– Why?
– So I can save it in my contacts. Maybe for a drink later?
– But I'm not thirsty.
– How about ice cream then?
– We have ice cream at home.
– Movie night?
– We have a TV at home, no need to go out.
– I really like you!
– Do you like me because we have ice cream and a TV at home?
– !!!!??

THE TWO FOOLISH FRIENDS!

Two foolish friends decided to cross a desert. Unable to afford a car, they ended up buying a camel. The seller said:
– This one can cross the desert, but before you go, make sure it drinks a lot of water.
The two fools took the camel to the river, tried to make it drink, but it refused. One of them came up with an idea:
– I'll act like a straw, pressing its head into the water, and you suck on the hole in its rear, the water will come up.
The other fool agreed. So, one pressed the head, the other started sucking the camel's rear. After a while, the pressing fool asked:
– Are you getting any water up?
The sucking fool replied:
– Yeah, a bit, but mostly mud!