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In life, there are things that sparkle with beauty and others that wear the cloak of perfection yet harbor imperfections. Some endure storms, get trampled, scorned, and even squeezed, unable to do anything different. Today, TechTips presents to you the most clever remarks to help you find the best solutions.
The Most Ironic Life Quotes
1. Starting anything is tough. Tougher is starting with discouragement.
6. Life is full of twists, ginseng is scarce, and bamboo shoots are plentiful.
7. The Almighty is quite fair, giving you an ugly face while also gifting you with a humble home.
8. Silent or outspoken, stuttering or eloquent.
9. Failure is simply the fear of success in disguise.
10. Never raise your hand to harm a woman, even if it's just a bouquet of flowers. Instead, express your affection with a scented handkerchief wrapped around a thoughtful 'brick.'
11. Don't take pride in being poor yet excelling in academics. Ask yourself why you excel academically but still face financial challenges.
12. A career built from bare hands may incur a massive debt after a period of rapid ascension.
13. Real money can buy fake goods without consequences, but counterfeit money used to purchase genuine items will lead to police intervention.
14. A well-used face towel can double as a cleaning cloth, but who would ever use a cleaning cloth as a face towel?
Witty Remarks in Family Relationships
1. Depend on your father when you're young, and on a stranger when you're old.
2. Raising a child relies on old age. Unfortunately, some children neglect their responsibility, leaving love at their parents' doorstep.
3. Hundreds of eloquent words and heartfelt confessions pale in comparison to the mirror of self-action.
4. Once Kiều sold herself to redeem her father. Now, children sell their homes to live in an apartment with their parents.
5. Engaging in charitable work, paying respects everywhere. Indulging in feasts, forgetting the anniversary of a mother's passing.
6. With blood ties, there's understanding. But with outsiders, sincerity faces challenges before and after.
7. Father's memorial, not observed at home. It's treated like a carnival, hosted at a hotel.
8. No tears shed when the father passed. When Mr. Quan died, his wails were hauntingly loud.
9. Some children complain about their struggling parents. Yet, dogs never mock their impoverished owners.
10. Parents never visited, never cared. Spouses navigate all extremes, embracing both affluence and the 'humble feast'!
11. A mother loves her descendants, but she pleads, don't turn her into a nanny.
12. Speak gently when out in public. Return home with grace, even with your closest kin.
13. Casual drinking with friends, dismiss hundreds lightly. When it comes to commemorating parents, calculate every penny.
14. In the past, having a daughter meant releasing a chicken. Now, relying on daughters brings prosperity to the entire family.
15. Normally, it's cups of uncle, cups of elder brother. When inheriting, the squabble turns into a brawl!
16. Lavish weddings, modest funerals for siblings, consider the sincerity within, shall we?
17. Teaching children to 'maintain appearances with torn paper.' Parents addicted to gambling and lottery, who teaches whom?
18. In the past, a feast wasn't as valuable as a greeting. Nowadays, the 'cost of a feast' often exceeds the spoken word.
19. Parents give without expecting, daughters desire without repaying. It's a liking for the hose, but no clue about the faucet.
20. Father's contributions like the Thai Son mountain. The department head's 'support' surpasses the father by far.
Witty Remarks in Male-Female and Marital Relationships
1. 'Love you as high as the mountains.' Approaching you, I noticed the poverty, so I'll pass.
2. 'The board is now closing the boat.' When you see someone with a lot of money, dismantle the board and sell it immediately.
3. Love me forever. With a house on the main street, Dad held a high-ranking position in his time.
4. When in love, girls often forget. Doing things they shouldn't have done in the first place!
5. Character doesn't kill beauty. It just neatly shoves it aside!
6. Descendants often say empty words. Only when you ask, do you realize: Grandpa is a man of few words!
7. Even after a wife, there are still dozens of 'kittens.' Until illness strikes, lying alone in a crooked position.
8. In the past, the strong were men. Now, the 'strong' have shifted to the women.
9. 'Don't covet the fields, forget the pond.' Greedy because you hold power and authority.
10. For any significant matters in the world, consult your wife at home. She'll advise you to do the opposite, and success is guaranteed.
11. 'Don't covet the fields, forget the pond.' Greedy because you hold power and authority in your hands.
12. Rich because of friends, in distress because of a lover.
13. There's nothing special about a wealthy husband's home. Going there as a daughter-in-law brings its own sorrows.
14. Only upon climbing a mountain do you realize its height. Having a partner, you understand why the money is all gone.
15. Not even in a marital bed yet, already a wifely opposition. College students these days have this independent style.
Witty Remarks in Friendships, Boss-Employee Relationships
1. Never bother about those who speak ill of you behind your back. Because their position is there... permanently behind you.
2. Good health never pays visits to each other. If you don't eat and don't talk, why bother visiting with sickness?
3. Enemies kill each other with bombs and bullets. You shouldn't kill your friend with drinks and food!
4. Want to get rich? 'Buy' friends. Only the despicable 'sell' friends to become wealthy.
5. Yesterday: 'Yes, boss! ...Yes... sir!' In retirement, it hastily forgets, not extending an invitation.
6. 'Good wine must have good companions.' Please don't misuse it endlessly throughout the day.
7. Externally, they express full support. When it comes to voting, the pen becomes a demolishing hammer.
8. In the past, 'comrades' were more valuable than gold. Now, calling someone a 'comrade' might lead to a confrontation!
9. 'Going back and forth with an open heart.' Visiting others, do they not wish to be visited in return?
10. In distress, they rely on each other. Getting involved in politics is full of colorful farewells.
11. When needed, they kneel and plead. After the task, no trace of anyone hovering around.
12. No one chooses their children, parents. But choosing friends? That's our prerogative.
13. Valuing each other, they exchange poetry books. Not as valuable as presenting a U.S. dollar bill.
14. Life involves borrowing and repaying. Borrowing is delightful, but repaying leaves you in the cold.
15. In clear water, there are no fish; if you're too good, no one plays with you.
Witty Remarks in Teacher-Student Relationships
1. Without studying, what's the point of growing up? Going to school without 'red envelopes' won't cut it!
2. Academic titles and degrees flaunt grandeur. In practical work, none match the gloom of a novice.
3. 'Money for education, refinement after learning.' Today, for a meal, they disdain traditional etiquette!
4. The word 'HEART' and the word 'VIRTUE' are for sale. Yet, why do many quickly forget the word 'TEACHER'?
5. Without learning, a DIPLOMA is just a piece of 'talent.' If you study to pass, who would have expected it!
6. 'No master, no skill.' Just graduated and already forgetting the teacher's influence.
7. Serving a wise person makes one wiser than serving a foolish teacher. How ironic that fate makes the foolish a teacher to the wise.
8. In the past, three months of summer vacation. Nowadays, children are overwhelmed with extra classes.
9. Our people must know our history. Anything unknown, just Google it.
10. Teach a person clearly and eloquently. When acting as a teacher, immediately implement what you preach.
Profound and Satirical Remarks on Nepotism
1. 'With powder, we can clean the lake.' But without a project, where will the money come from?
2. Talking against corruption with enthusiasm. But can we actually prosecute a few individuals?
3. 'To cross the river, one must rely on the ferry.' To secure a job, one must consider the red envelope.
4. Life is full of injustice. Wealth is hated, poverty is scorned, intelligence is targeted for destruction.
5. Sustained poverty, corruption kept at a stable level.
6. Spiritualism - market economy. Building temples, erecting statues, often become a livelihood.
7. Even though 'hands are dipped in ink.' Knowing how to 'self-evaluate' gets you a promotion.
8. 'One passion for the country, for the people.' Limited term, so it's necessary to indulge a bit.
9. 'Having talent but relying on connections.' Each chair is given to the one who pays the most.
10. 'A single heart can't handle multiple responsibilities.' Officials not involved in corruption won't get rich.
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