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Having a cool piece of merch can make you feel deeply connected to the band or fandom you love. It’s a tangible symbol you can proudly display that says, “Yep, I’m a true fan.”
However, some of these items are beyond strange. Many hail from the more niche music scene, but some popular brands have also released merch that will have you questioning reality. (And wait until you see what’s from the Harry Potter collection).
From strange oddities that are impossible to explain to completely eccentric creations, we've dived deep into consumer culture to bring you the ten most bizarre pieces of merchandise ever imagined.
10. Weezer’s Fake Mustache Kit
Weezer is a band that always keeps us on our toes with their offbeat antics, whether it's through their music or their merchandise. In 2021, the alt-rock icons released their album OK Human. Along with the album, they gifted the world something truly bizarre. Weezer, with their signature mustaches, launched a Fake Mustache Set as part of their merch collection.
Because nothing screams rock ‘n’ roll more than a fake mustache.
Who in their right mind would purchase such an item? Well, it turns out a surprising number of fans did. Maybe they were channeling their inner Rivers Cuomo, the band’s lead singer. Or perhaps they just wanted to add a touch of humor to their lives? Who knows. But that’s just classic Weezer.
9. The Kiss Kasket
Some fans are so devoted that they say they’d go to any length to see their favorite band perform. If that’s you, and you’re a KISS fan, you can take it a step further with a KISS Kasket. Introduced in 2001, this is no ordinary coffin. It’s the ultimate send-off with a front-row seat to eternity, complete with the faces of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, and the rest of the legendary KISS band.
According to the always-entertaining Gene Simmons, the KISS Kasket comes with some unique features. It offers a legendary farewell for die-hard KISS fans, letting them rock and roll all night long, even after they’ve left this world. It also doubles as a beverage cooler. Simmons himself said, 'It serves two purposes. You can have your last ride with your favorite band. But while you’re living, you can have a cold one.'
So whether you’re preparing for your ultimate rock ‘n’ roll eternity or just want a cool conversation starter for your next party, the KISS Kasket is here to make both your life and afterlife a little more extraordinary.
8. Spartan Leather Briefs from the Film 300
Ever wanted your underwear to match your favorite Gerard Butler movie? Well, you can now own Spartan Leather Briefs inspired by the epic film 300. Leather briefs designed after the ancient Spartan warriors. Who even thinks of this stuff?
You know you’ve been wanting a pair of leather briefs that would make King Leonidas himself do a double-take. These aren’t just any undergarments; they’re a bold statement, a fashion choice that screams, 'I’m here to conquer the day… or maybe just the gym.'
These briefs might not be for everyone, but fashion is all about expressing yourself. So, if rocking Spartan-inspired leather is your style, who are we to judge? Just remember, when life presents a challenge, sometimes all you need is a bold leather thong to face it head-on.
7. DeadMau5’s Cat Headphones
Ever wondered if your cat secretly dreams of becoming a DJ? DeadMau5’s Cat Headphones might just prove your suspicions right. These headphones are designed specifically for cats, featuring 'dog isolating technology' (because who wants a barking dog interrupting their groove?) and i4 Sound Engines for deep bass and crisp highs that will have your kitty vibing.
For just $1,000, your cat can join the ranks of the most elite audiophiles. And don’t worry, all proceeds from these delightfully ridiculous headphones benefit the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA). So, not only will your fur baby be sporting high-tech gear, but you’ll also be supporting a great cause. It’s a win-win!
Now, we can’t guarantee your cat will start dropping sick beats or critiquing the latest Billboard hits, but stranger things have certainly happened in the world of pet merch. And let’s face it, watching your cat stroll around with DeadMau5’s iconic headphones on their head would be worth every penny.
6. Stalker Gloves from Cannibal Corpse
If you’re planning to be a stalker, you’ll need the right gear, right? In the world of strange band merch, Cannibal Corpse claims the top spot with their Stalker Gloves. Because nothing screams death metal like a simple, plain pair of black fitted gloves.
Cannibal Corpse concerts are in a league of their own, filled with shredding guitar riffs and guttural screams. What better way to remember the experience than by grabbing a pair of Stalker Gloves? These subtle accessories may not make you look like a rockstar, but they’re sure to turn heads at your next family reunion.
Sold directly by the brutal death metal icons themselves, Cannibal Corpse didn’t shy away from this unique merch idea. Though they may look ordinary, the gloves carry an air of eerie intrigue—perfect for the fan who wants to keep things low-key while secretly nurturing a penchant for following others around.
5. Ozzy’s BBQ Branding Iron
One moment, you're casually grilling burgers on a lazy Sunday, and the next, you’re branding your own meat… for real. Believe it or not, you can actually get your hands on an Ozzy Osbourne BBQ Branding Iron. The Prince of Darkness himself has lent his iconic brand (pun intended) to a set that’ll make your steaks shout, “Rock on!”
After all, a BBQ just wouldn’t be complete without the ultimate finishing touch: a branding iron. Nothing screams heavy metal BBQ like etching “Ozzy Rules” onto your Porterhouse or New York strip.
The sheer boldness of this item makes it both weird and undeniably cool. You might be thinking, “Who in their right mind would want an Ozzy Osbourne branding iron?” But let’s be real—once you fire up that grill and start wielding Ozzy’s logo, you’ll feel like a rockstar in your own backyard. Just keep in mind, “Don’t bite off more than you can chew.”
4. The Harry Potter Vibrating Nimbus 2000
In the strange world of Harry Potter merchandise, broomsticks don’t just soar—they vibrate. Apparently, someone at Mattel had the thought, “What if Harry jumped onto his Nimbus 2000 for a Quidditch match and ended up on an entirely different kind of ride?” It’s proof that not every idea needs to be shared.
Surprisingly, no one put a stop to it! In 2001, Mattel shocked the magical community by releasing the Harry Potter Vibrating Nimbus 2000. This broomstick replica actually vibrates with “flying” motions when mounted. Doesn’t it feel more like something you’d stumble upon in Zonko’s Joke Shop?
Unfortunately, much like a spell that fades too quickly, the Vibrating Nimbus 2000 was discontinued before long. But don’t worry, it remains a quirky chapter in the history of bizarre merchandise, with a few still popping up on eBay. So, while you won’t find it on store shelves anymore, its legacy hums softly through the halls of Hogwarts.
3. The Trembling Fetus Ornament from Flaming Lips
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me… a Trembling Fetus Ornament?
I think it’s fair to say we’ve saved the most bizarre for last—and that’s saying something considering the list we’re working with! The Flaming Lips have really taken it to another level. This 3-inch (7.6-cm) ornament will have you both puzzled and reaching for your holiday decorations with a bit of uncertainty.
The Trembling Fetus Ornament is a curious and eerie creation that blends whimsy with an unsettling vibe. As part of the band’s eccentric merchandise, this ornament reflects their penchant for challenging norms, offering a quirky, boundary-pushing piece that sparks conversation.
Why a trembling fetus? The Flaming Lips, known for their bold performances and bizarre album art, thrive on the unconventional. So, as you hang your tree decorations next holiday season, don't forget that The Flaming Lips have once again delivered the weirdest ornament you never knew you needed.
2. The C-3PO Tape Dispenser from Star Wars
The Star Wars universe has reached your desk with the C-3PO Tape Dispenser. When your tape runs out on a Monday, C-3PO’s lower half steps in to save the day—or at least offer a little help.
This vintage collectible features the iconic golden protocol droid, C-3PO, awkwardly perched atop a tape roll. Need some tape? You’ll have to retrieve it from between his legs, which might just land you in some HR trouble if you’re not careful.
You’ve got to admire the creativity of the folks at Lucasfilm. It’s bizarre, yet strangely amusing (which, come to think of it, is a pretty fitting description for C-3PO). So the next time you need to stick something together, why settle for a plain old tape dispenser when you could have C-3PO lending a hand... or a leg? May the force (of sticky adhesion) be with you.
1. Tenacious D’s C*mrag
Tenacious D, the iconic rock duo famous for their raucous music, outrageous antics, and... well, let’s just say, questionable merchandise? Among the vast selection of oddities out there, Tenacious D’s C*mrag certainly earns its place on the “What were they thinking?” list.
Picture a table at one of their live shows. Amid the usual T-shirts, albums, and other standard merch, there it is: the C*mrag, boldly displayed like a twisted trophy. Sized like a golf towel (because, apparently, size matters even for novelty items), the C*mrag bears the band’s logo, making it a coveted item for the daring and bold.
One can’t help but wonder what the band was thinking when they came up with this. Did they gather and decide, “A c*mrag! That’s exactly what our fans have been waiting for”? But hey, if there’s a market for it, why not? After all, Tenacious D has always marched to the beat of their own drum—even when that beat leads them down some rather questionable paths.
We can almost hear Jack Black proclaiming, “Now go, my son, and ROCK!”
