1. Pretty sure this wasn't meant for the public...

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2. Alright, "kerion":

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3. Grandma is officially over grandpa and she's not shy about it (apparently)...

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4. Someone's moved on pretty quickly...

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5. After the 2024 election, I'm really not sure anymore...

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6. How closely were they paying attention?

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7. This is a quote I’ll carry with me for the rest of my life:

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8. This Boomer is asking everyone to stop with the breast implants:
![A social media post reading: 'Why do you have all the fake breasts? I really don't like them and hope you'll stop.' A reply comments, 'Hi Don, [Name] will call you soon.'](https://img.tripi.vn/cdn-cgi/image/width=700,height=700/https://gcs.tripi.vn/public-tripi/tripi-feed/img/483107tER/anh-mo-ta.png)
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9. Luke has more important things to focus on:

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10. Nothing fake ever gets posted on social media, right?

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11. A rather civil unfriending:

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12. Well, that's some questionable intergalactic news (?):

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13. Well, he's got a point...

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14. So, would this be considered a stomachache or a toothache?

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15. Some might argue this Boomer doesn't quite have the 'gouda' scent:

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I'll take my leave now...
16. Now, I'm curious to know the real story...

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17. Most people prefer to save their bathroom breaks for after their morning coffee...

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18. If eating pasta is wrong, then I don't want to be right...

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19. This tale was truly a crazy adventure:

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20. I'M SINGLE, LADIES:

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