34 Timeless "Napoleon Dynamite" Quotes That Still Make Us Laugh

It's 2004, and you're watching Napoleon Dynamite for the first time. But the dance scene was so epic, you just had to watch it again.

We get it. Nearly 20 years later, we still can’t stop thinking about this movie. So we compiled the funniest and most iconic Napoleon Dynamite quotes that have stuck with us — and trust us, they’re hilarious!

1. "I don't understand why things just can't go back to normal at the chicken farm." —Napoleon

2. "Have you ever taken it off any sweet jumps?" —Napoleon

3. "You're a girl, aren't you?" —Napoleon

4. "You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls just want boyfriends with awesome skills!" —Napoleon

5. "Pedro offers you his protection." —Pedro

6. "This tastes like the cow wandered into the onion patch." —Napoleon

7. "That one's great. Looks like a knight from the Middle Ages." —Napoleon

8. "Does the chicken have big talons?" —Napoleon

9. "LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m absolutely certain she’s my soul mate. Don’t worry Napoleon, there’s a girl out there for you too. Later." —Kip

10. "It would be great if you could give me a ride into town." —Kip

11. "What’s your plan for today, Napoleon?" —Kid on the bus

12. "How was school today?" —Grandma

13. "Your mom is going to college!" —Kip

14. "If you vote for me, all your wildest dreams will come true." —Pedro

15. "Um, excuse me. Would you like to look like this?" —Deb

16. "Sure, the Internet is awesome, but you, you make my mouth water." —Kip

17. "I really wish you'd leave me alone and just be quiet." —Napoleon

18. "Kay, just hold still. Now, imagine you're floating weightlessly, surrounded by little seahorses in the ocean." —Deb

19. "Knock it off, Napoleon. Go make yourself a dang quesadilla!" —Grandma

20. "We talk online for like two hours every day, so yeah, you could say things are getting pretty serious." —Kip

21. "Are you guys having an awesome time?" —Napoleon

22. "Tina, you big potato. Come eat some dinner. Tina, eat. The FOOD. Eat the FOOD!" —Napoleon

23. “Are you going to finish your tots?” —Napoleon

24. "Girls only want boyfriends who have amazing abilities!" —Napoleon

25. "I bet I can throw a football over those mountains!" —Uncle Rico

26. "You know, there are tons of gangs at this school. One gang wanted me to join because I’m really good with a bo staff." —Napoleon

27. "So, are you guys, like, Pedro’s cousins with all the amazing connections?" —Napoleon

28. "Then I figured out that it was my hair causing my head to feel hot. So, I went into my kitchen and shaved it all off." —Pedro

29. "I caught you a tasty bass." —Napoleon

30. "I like your sleeves. They’re really big." —Napoleon

31. "What are you drawing?" —Deb

"A liger." —Napoleon

"What’s a liger?" —Deb

"It’s basically my favorite animal. It’s a mix between a lion and a tiger. Bred for its magical abilities." —Napoleon

32. "Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?" —Napoleon

33. “Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. And remember, I’m training to be a cage fighter.” —Kip

34. "Look at what I’m wearing, people. You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m rocking these bad boys? Forget about it." —Rex