Top 10 Reasons JFrater Avoids Crafting Another Film List

While I have a deep appreciation for film lists, the truth is that it's impossible to please everyone. Here, I outline the top 10 reasons why JFrater has decided against writing another film list, presented in no specific order.

1. Reason 1

Teenagers insist on including their latest favorite movie, even if it has received overwhelmingly negative ratings on the Internet Movie Database.

Older individuals insist on including their all-time favorite movie, which, despite its high ratings, remains virtually unknown to anyone under 60.

Europeans believe your list should predominantly feature non-American films, even though the American film industry has dominated the global market since its inception.

Individuals with extreme tastes insist on including their preferred niche genres, such as snuff or crush films, in your list.

While most people appreciate your movie choices, they often disagree with the ranking order.

Cinephiles argue that your list should feature that “groundbreaking” film by director x from an obscure country you’ve never heard of, made before their tragic suicide.

Christian audiences believe films with explicit content should be excluded from your list.

Atheists argue that films with any form of religious influence should be excluded from your list.

Fans of Eastern cinema are upset that their preferred director (insert oriental name here) is missing from the list, despite being virtually unknown outside a North Korean prison camp.

A random social media user (think Digg, Reddit, or Fark) who has never visited the site before simply wants to complain.

Bonus

Despite not being American, everyone criticizes your list for being too focused on American content.