We're only two weeks into 2025, and already, these 21 individuals have managed to post some of the most absurd things I've ever seen online.

1. Regarding dear old Uncle Bill:

2. About that delectable dessert:

3. Regarding birth certificates:

4. On disappearing:

5. On land versus sea:

6. On initial perceptions:

7. On dietary sensitivities:

8. On the Moon:

9. Regarding birthdays:

Send this to a friend unfortunate enough to have a January birthday. Hard to believe they have to wait an entire year. It's quite sad.

10. On mammals:

11. Regarding exploration:

12. Regarding "real money":

13. On... you know:

14. On exercising caution:

15. On phantom agony:

16. On confidence:

17. Regarding bread-related attacks:

18. Regarding children's mathematics:

19. Regarding media consumption:

20. On the subject of legal battles:

21. And regarding aspirational furniture: