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Surprise (and maybe embarrass) your loved ones with these clever sign ideas
Picking up someone from the airport doesn’t have to be a boring task. Spice it up with a funny, memorable welcome sign! Humorous airport welcome signs have gone viral online, and they’re a perfect way to prank and entertain your family and friends. Keep reading for a collection of the funniest airport sign ideas for parents, partners, kids, siblings, and more. Plus, check out the best tips on how to make their airport arrival extra special.
Best Airport Pickup Sign Ideas to Get Laughter
- “Welcome back from prison! We always knew you were innocent!”
- “Welcome home, Mom! We’re starving and you’re late!”
- “We’re not happy you’re here. Seriously, go home!”
- “Welcome home! Congrats on the new butt implants!”
- “Glad to have you back! Hope your colonoscopy went well!”
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Hilarious Airport Welcome Signs for Parents
Get back at your parents for all those embarrassing moments. Parents love to poke fun at their kids, so why not flip the script? If your parents are returning from a trip, prank them with one of these funny signs:
- “Welcome home from the swingers’ convention, Mom and Dad!”
- “Welcome back, Mom! I’m starving. Dad can’t cook.”
- “Mom and Dad, welcome home from nudist camp!”
- “Welcome home from prison, [name]! I’m your son/daughter!”
- “Welcome back, Dad and your new mail-order bride!”
- “Orphan(s) seeking loving parents”
- “Welcome home! Where are our presents?”
- “Are you my father?”
- “Welcome home, Mom and Dad! We’re out of cereal.”
- “Welcome home, Mom! Dad’s been a terrible substitute.”
- For in-laws: “Help!! My in-laws are here!”
- For grandparents: “Get out of the way! My grandparents are here!”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Your Partner
Prove to your partner that you're the fun one in the relationship. If you and your partner enjoy teasing each other, a funny airport pickup sign is the perfect way to welcome them back from a trip. If they can laugh at your humor, you're clearly a great match. Here are a few fun examples:
- “Even though we’re cousins, I still want to marry you.”
- “Achievement unlocked: Hug your long-distance girlfriend for the first time!”
- With a sign featuring a cutout for your face: “Who’s excited to see his wife? This guy!”
- “[Name], it’s your baby. You can’t run from me forever.”
- “Welcome back, [name]. I know what you did.”
- “[Name], it’s me. The dominatrix you hired.”
- “Wanted: [photo of partner] for stealing hearts and being unlawfully cute. Reward: $1,000,000.”
- “[Name], I know it’s not mine, but I’ll raise it as my own. I forgive your infidelity.”
- “Welcome back! So close last time—I’m glad your wife didn’t catch us!”
- “Running low on cash. Have you seen my sugar daddy?”
- For online relationships: “Welcome, [their username]! Please tell me you’re not an old man.”
- For a foreign partner: “Welcome to [country]! You’re not just with me for the green card, right?”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Your Friends
Make your friend crack up after a long flight. There's nothing better than embarrassing your friends in front of a crowd. Don’t tell them about the sign, then capture their reaction when they spot you at the airport. Share the video with your friends—just be prepared for some playful revenge later on.
- “Oh, look! You somehow made it here alive.”
- “Has anyone seen [name]? I lost them here 5 months ago!”
- “Welcome home from prison! We always knew you weren’t a cannibal.”
- “We don’t even like you. Go back home!”
- “Welcome, sister wife!”
- “[Name], will you marry me?”
- “Innocent! Congrats! We knew it was just self-defense.”
- “Welcome home! I’ve got the imodium you asked for.”
- “Welcome back! I trust your colonoscopy went well!”
- “Welcome to your new home! Our polygamous community is eager to meet you.”
- “Welcome home! Congrats on escaping that cult!”
- “Welcome back! No one can tell you had a nose job.”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Kids
Embarrass your child in the airport. Whether your kid’s returning from college, a school trip, or anything else, greet them with a touch of humor. Many popular airport signs are aimed at adults, so just make sure the jokes are suitable for their age. Here are some fun examples:
- In a pickle costume: “Welcome home, [name]. You’re quite the big dill!”
- In a Darth Vader costume: “[Name]... I am your father.”
- “This better be the last time I pick you up here. Welcome home!”
- “Welcome home, [name]! You’re behind on your chores.”
- “What was juvie like? Did you enjoy it?”
- “[Name], come with me. I have candy in my van!”
- “[Name], the DNA test results are in. I’m not your father!”
- “Holy 💩, we missed you!”
- “Welcome home, [name]! We turned your room into storage.”
- “Welcome back, [name]! We started watching [popular TV show] without you.”
- “Welcome, [their favorite celebrity/celebrity lookalike]!”
- In a wizard costume: “Welcome home from Hogwarts!”
Funny Airport Welcome Signs for Siblings
There’s no age limit to teasing your sibling. Whether you’re kids or grown-ups, teasing your sibling is a time-honored way to show love. If you're stuck picking them up at the airport, get some revenge by embarrassing them in front of a crowd. Here are some great sign ideas:
- “Welcome home, bro/sis! So happy they let you out early!”
- “Coming back was a big mistake. I know what you did!”
- “Welcome home! Now Mom can nag you instead of me!”
- “It’s a two-hour drive home, and I’m gassy. Welcome back!”
- “Welcome home, idiot! We missed you!”
- “Welcome back, [name]! Next time, take an Uber.”
- If your sibling brings their partner: “Welcome home, [sibling’s name]! And some random guy.”
- “Welcome back from rehab! Third time’s the charm!”
- “Welcome back! Sorry you got kicked out of [state/country]!”
- “Welcome home! Congrats on your new butt implants!”
- Instead of their name: “Loud, annoying sister/brother/sibling”
- “We didn’t miss you!”
How to Create an Attention-Grabbing Poster
Make your sign vibrant and bold. There are countless ways to make your welcome sign stand out. Opt for a neon poster board, use bright markers for writing, and if you don’t mind a little mess, add some glitter to give it a touch of sparkle. The more eye-catching your sign is, the easier it will be for your loved one to spot you from a distance.
Include some funny images. If you really want to make your loved one blush, dig through your collection of photos and pick out the funniest or goofiest ones to glue onto your poster. Some people even use oversized pictures of their loved one’s face as a hilarious substitute for a typical welcome sign.
Use large text. Your loved one’s reaction won’t be as entertaining if they can’t read your sign from afar. Pick a big poster and write in the largest font possible. This will also catch the eye of others, who will likely join in on the fun and maybe even embarrass your loved one more.
Dress up in a costume. If your sign features a pun or a pop culture reference, why not go all out? Many people dress up as bodyguards, secret agents, or limo drivers, but you could also opt for something more outrageous like a blow-up dinosaur costume. Just make sure your loved one can still identify you in the crowd.
How to Greet Loved Ones at the Airport
Track their flight so you can arrive before they land. Being on time for pickup is a simple yet impactful way to show someone you care, especially after a long flight. Keep track of their flight number and arrival details to ensure you're at the correct gate and ready to greet them as soon as they touch down.
Pick them up inside the terminal, if possible. Picking up a loved one at the curb can often add stress for everyone involved. Instead, consider parking in short-term parking and greeting them inside the airport. This allows you to welcome them right away, giving them an extra warm feeling as soon as they arrive.
Give them an enthusiastic greeting. Show how thrilled you are to reunite by greeting them with a big smile. If you're a hugger, wrap them in a warm embrace. Let them know how much you’ve missed them and ask about their trip. Engage with them by asking for the details, and show that you’re truly listening to their experience.
- Be mindful of the context, though. For instance, if they’re returning from a sad occasion like a funeral, greet them with warmth, but keep your excitement more subdued.
Bring a thoughtful welcome gift. There are plenty of ways to make someone feel extra special when they arrive at the airport. Along with a personalized welcome sign, consider bringing gifts like balloons, flowers, or a gift basket. Have some of their favorite snacks and drinks on hand too, just in case they’re craving something after their journey.
Offer to assist with their luggage. After a long flight, your loved one is likely feeling tired, so help them unwind by offering to grab their bags and load them into the car. Ask if there's anything else you can do for them and make sure they have a comfortable spot in the car to relax on the way home.
Ask them what they’d prefer to do next. Some people may want to grab a meal after their flight, while others may just want to head home for a nap. Some might even be ready for sightseeing or any activities you’ve planned. It’s probably best not to over-schedule their arrival day and simply let things unfold naturally.
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Take the individual’s circumstances into account before making a humorous sign. For example, if they’re coming back from a serious situation, such as a health issue or a family loss, they might not be in the mood for a joke when they arrive.
