Funny sayings about being poor – Status updates, captions about being broke, and finding joy even when you're out of money

The ongoing tale of wealth and poverty has no end, and it’s frequently mentioned in daily life. To bring some cheer, optimism, and motivation to those feeling 'poor' or 'broke,' these humorous and clever status updates and captions about being penniless will help lift your spirits. Below are the funniest sayings about being poor – status updates, captions about being broke, and enjoying life even without money, shared by Mytour. Enjoy reading!

I. Funny sayings about being poor

1. Poverty is not a crime, but it sure feels like a punishment.
2. I have a heart full of love and an empty wallet waiting to be filled.
3. Poor in material things, but my spirit is rich.
4. Poor people are often very generous; it’s their generosity that keeps them poor.
5. Every man must experience poverty at least once, otherwise, how could he bear it forever?
6. Money may not be everything, but when you're poor, everything seems worth nothing.
7. Money isn’t the problem, the problem is whether you have any.
8. Being rich doesn’t guarantee happiness, but being poor definitely brings sadness.
9. Enjoy these hard days of poverty, who knows, wealth might just come knocking anytime.
10. I’m so poor that I can only read the word 'saving' in finance books.

1. Poverty brings out hidden genius.
2. Living in poverty isn’t the real issue, the real issue is how you handle that poverty.
3. There’s nothing worse than being poor, except being poor and broke.
4. The lighter the wallet, the heavier the heart. Who can understand this pain?
5. A dry tree stays dry even in water. A poor man stays poor wherever he goes.
6. Smile and lighten up your life, even if you're drowning in debts.
7. Don’t be sad just because you’re young and broke. The future is filled with more days of being broke!
8. My family has been near poverty for three generations. In my generation, we are fully poor.
9. Being an adult is exhausting, I wish I could be rich instead.
10. Poor, but I always close the deal.
11. Last year, I was broke. This year, I’m completely broke.
12. The perfect relationship is when both people are broke but spend money like billionaires.
13. Because I don’t have money, I have to work. After working, I realize I eat more than I earn.
14. I was happy when I was poor. Now I’m no longer happy, but I’m still poor.
15. Normally, I’m very rich. But I never lead a normal life.
16. I remind myself not to waste money. But when someone calls, I grab my shoes and run.
17. At this age, you’re caught in the storms of life. Everything is lacking, most of all, money.
18. Time flies so quickly. My youth is almost over, and I’m still not rich.
19. Money can buy almost everything, but it cannot buy poverty.
20. Poverty isn’t a condition, it’s a challenge.

1. I don’t lack money, but I definitely don’t have much of it.
2. Money isn’t everything. After all, there’s also gold, silver, and diamonds.
3. 99% of the world’s problems can be solved with money, and the remaining 1% can be solved with... even more money.
4. It’s only when you step into the world that you realize how fast-paced life is. Living without money is tough!
5. The safest way to double your money is to fold it and put it in your pocket.
6. What makes you rich or poor isn’t your salary, it’s your habit of scrolling through Shopee.
7. There’s one thing money can never buy… that’s poverty.
8. Having a lot of money doesn’t guarantee happiness, but not having money guarantees suffering.
9. The farthest distance in the world is not standing on the pier and not seeing Uncle Ho, but opening your wallet and not seeing the warm smile of Uncle Ho…
10. Not to brag, but I’m only poor on this earth. In the underworld, I’m a billionaire since my family sells joss paper.

II. Cool and badass sayings about being poor

1. Some sorrows... stem from the wallet. It’s only mid-month, and my wallet is already burning up.
2. When you have money, life feels like a dream. Without money, love leaves – and people turn their backs!
3. With money, you can buy the whole party, but when you’re out of money, you learn how to play with friends!
4. I respectfully decline the lavish life. No money in my pockets, how could I join the fun?
5. Money is just a thin piece of paper, but it has the power to ruin a person.

1. Money can buy smiles, but it can also change a person’s kind heart.
2. I don’t need anyone to give me a flower. To me, money is the national anthem of happiness.
3. The value of money is in how it's spent, just as the value of a person lies in how they love.
4. Riches bring respect, but poverty invites scorn.
5. My journey to wealth is 3/4 of the way there, I’m just missing the letter 'U'!
6. Be rich for yourself and poor for your friends.
7. When you have money, you crave true love. When you have love but still hungry, you will crave money.
8. If you don’t lend money, you lose a friend, but if you do, you lose both the friend and the money.
9. When you're poor, nobody notices. But get rich, and you'll have a thousand friends!
10. As a child, I was afraid of the dark, but as an adult, I fear the light when looking at the electricity bill.
11. A healthy, happy person suddenly turns sad and tired—only to be diagnosed with the 'out-of-money' disease.
12. If you want money, why not borrow it?
13. If money could talk, it would say just two words: 'Goodbye!'
14. If money can’t make you happy, then give it to me.
15. I'm a bit shy, but the truth is, I'm out of money.
16. Being poor in the marketplace, no one notices. But being rich in the forest, everyone visits.
17. Poverty, so what? Is it to be mocked? Stand tall, head high. Let everyone see, you’re not just poor, but ugly too!
18. Money first, relationships second, descendants third. Intelligence... irrelevant.
19. I remember being poor but happy; now I’m still poor, but no longer happy.
20. Dividing money in the world is the most logical thing because everyone claims they don’t have enough.
21. All I want is an opportunity to prove that money can’t make me happy.

1. Wealth is in the pockets of the rich, while the poor carry it in their hearts.
2. Money used wisely is as peaceful as Buddha; money used wrongly is as evil as the devil.
3. When money leaves, does it even remember its wallet? The wallet sits, waiting for the money’s return. Money leaves, with no promise of coming back.
4. Money means little, but in this society, lacking it is extremely hard.
5. Money is not everything, but without it, life is tough—that’s all there is to it.
6. Money isn’t important, but that’s only when we're talking about someone else's money.
7. Money isn't important... except when you don’t have any.
8. Money is the thing that makes people feel the most uneasy in life, not the age of 18 or 20.
9. Love doesn’t drive you crazy, but running out of money will.
10. This city is full of glitter: flowers for the rich, tears for the poor.
11. You can get over heartbreak with food and entertainment, but how can you eat love when you’re out of money?
12. It’s bad to lose hope, but worse when you lose all your money.
13. The world is turned upside down by love, but for me, it's money that keeps me in constant distress.
14. Make the most of your poor days, because riches could arrive anytime.
15. Live as poorly as possible, because wealth could come any moment!
16. With no money, you can speak like a dragon, but no one listens.
17. You were born with a gentle nature, so why not be born with a wallet full of money too?
18. I wish for a magical power, to wave my hand and make money appear.
19. I wish money could give birth, and every day produce two hundred-dollar bills.

1. With pockets full of cash, people speak nonsense and everyone listens.
2. Good words and handwriting can’t compare to being rich and uneducated.

III. Funny Quotes about Poverty in Love

1. Everyone says that money can't buy love, but no one pays the bills with a hug.
2. My love is so poor that we can only go out in our dreams!
3. Love doesn't have a season, but money does. Our love can only wait until payday!
4. For every 10 rich people, 1 may be unhappy, but did you know that out of 10 poor people, 9 will live an unhappy life, including in love?
5. To me, whether you're rich or poor doesn't matter, as long as you have plenty of money.
6. Money may not be able to buy happiness, but it sure makes the pain more bearable.
7. In today's practical society, people first check if your wallet is full before caring about your inner beauty.
8. Money is like love, if you cling to it, it will slowly kill you. Learn to use it wisely for happiness.
9. Life is like sticky rice with bones. How many times have beautiful girls fallen for poor guys?
10. Use money to love people, don't use people to love money. (Joseph Prince)
11. Love isn't about the balance in your bank account; it's about creating unforgettable memories together, even with an empty wallet.
12. Love doesn't need money, but going to the movies, dining out, and traveling with your loved one sure does.

IV. Funny poor quotes, flirty lines

1. I don't have much money, but I have plenty of love and sincerity for you.
2. I may not be rich, but my heart is full of love and my soul is full of determination.
3. Although I can't give you extravagant gifts, I can offer you the happiest and most memorable moments of your life.
4. I don't have money, but my love is overflowing.
5. You already look so sweet, should I show you where I hide my money?
6. I don’t have a wallet full of cash, but my heart holds a priceless treasure.
7. I can't ship you money, but I can send you all my sincerity.
8. Life is long, there are plenty of guys out there. I’m not in a rush to spend my money, why rush to love?
9. I’ve decided not to spend until the new year, so I can save enough to buy your heart.
10. Why do I always complain about being poor when you’re my treasure?
11. Today I only have one dish and one bowl of soup for dinner. It’s so sad! Someone, come and let me taste the flavor of love.
12. Went to the movies with a free ticket, but sadly, no money for popcorn!
13. The weather’s cold, and my poor coat isn't warm enough. Is there someone who could give me a warm hug?
14. Although I may not be handsome, at least I’m poor.

V. Status updates, funny poor moments

1. The lighter the bag, the heavier the sadness. Does anyone understand this pain?
2. Money is like eyelashes. Once it's set, it's hard to make it grow.
3. My current situation: Money gone, love lost, life ruined, and my sandals are broken...
4. Lack of money is the root of all evil.
5. Today is not sunny, yet looking into my wallet makes me dizzy. What's going on?
6. Surviving on that little bit of money is a real talent.
7. Poverty makes you hated, hunger makes you despised.
8. Money can’t buy happiness, but that’s only true for those who don’t have it!
9. When you have no money, you'll discover many bitter and harsh truths about life. It’s when you’ll truly “open your eyes.”
10. You may feel sad and discouraged, but it’s nothing compared to losing all your money!
11. Money is the most important thing; once it’s gone, you’ll realize just how important it was.
12. I just need love, not money. But without money, my love will die!
13. With money, you can command the weather; without it, even calling a dog won't make it bark.

1. Money isn’t omnipotent, but without it, nothing is possible.
2. You can be young and poor, but you can’t grow old without money.
3. Not only do I lack money, but I’m also now struggling with illness.
4. I don’t feel like going anywhere. Don’t want to meet anyone. Everything and everyone irritates me. It’s all because I’m OUT OF MONEY.
5. Being young and lonely isn’t a problem, as long as I still have money to spend, it’s fine.
6. When you’re broke, you talk too much. When you have money, you call for someone wiser.
7. I was born with a calm nature, to cover up the fact that I’m broke inside.

Above, Mytour shared with you some humorous poor quotes – Status updates, funny moments about being broke. You can refer to these to find some laughter or motivation to work hard, live frugally, and ‘escape poverty.’ You can also use these funny poor statuses to share on your personal page, letting friends and family know about your 'poverty' and bringing laughter to everyone. Thank you for your interest and for following this post.