Are you considering cheating because you're unprepared, lazy, or simply can't pass the test? The steps and advice below will help you achieve your goal and secure the excellent grades you've always dreamed of.
Steps
Identify the cheating method that suits you best, such as Using Notes, Asking for Answers, or Hard-to-Detect Methods. (See below for more details on each method).
Avoid getting caught. Cheating is only beneficial if you don't get caught. Here are some simple tips to avoid detection:
- Don't act suspicious. The key is to balance getting answers effectively without being too obvious. Stay calm. If you need to look around, avoid staring for more than five to ten seconds. Glance in random directions: the proctor will be less likely to notice your accomplice (or notes).
- Don't aim too high. With enough effort, you can achieve a perfect score by cheating. However, if the overall class performance is low, you'll draw attention. If you're already a top student, getting a perfect score is fine. But if not, the teacher might catch on. Intentionally get a few answers wrong to blend in. Aim for a good score first, then gradually improve. You can even let your scores fluctuate slightly to appear natural.
- Destroy the evidence. Right after the test, ask to go to the restroom (if you haven't already) to wash off or dispose of any evidence. The longer you keep it, the higher the risk of getting caught: someone will notice.
Using Notes Method
Start by gathering the information you need, including formulas, keywords, vocabulary, dates, names, verb conjugations, etc.
Write or print the information accurately. The font should always be clear and easy to read, neither too large nor too small. While you might want to cram as much as possible onto a small sheet, remember that if the text is too tiny, you'll focus too much on the paper, making it easier to get caught. If possible, print the notes to reduce the risk of being exposed by handwriting.
the content. This method is often used for memorization-based tests. the material from your book onto a small piece of paper and place it on your lap or sleeve. This method is high-risk, so proceed with caution.
Hide the notes.
- Try the 'Body Notes' method. Instead of printing the notes, write them on your body. For males, this could be on the arm, and for females, on the upper thigh. These are great spots as you can wear long sleeves or skirts to hide the notes when not in use. Ensure it doesn’t look obvious—only write in positions facing you.
- Try the 'Water Bottle Notes' method. Print the notes on a piece of paper that matches the color of your water bottle label. Attach it and rotate the bottle so the notes face you. Ideally, mimic the label's font to avoid suspicion.
- Try the 'Binder Notes' method. If your binder has space on the front, insert the notes there. Slide the binder under the desk to read. Minimize the number of pages, especially in non-carpeted classrooms.
- Try the 'Calculator Notes' method. This is commonly used in math tests, where calculators are allowed without suspicion. Place formulas or necessary content between the back of the calculator and its cover.
- Another calculator method: If it’s a graphing calculator, save math formulas in the device. Store this information in memory so you can retrieve it after clearing the RAM as required by the teacher. Access the information during the test and clear the memory afterward. This also works with school calculators, as teachers or students rarely check the storage. If unsure, look up tutorials online.
- Try the 'Hidden Notes' method. Hide the entire document in a separate location, like a classroom bulletin board, restroom, or someone else’s chair, to eliminate any connection to you.
- Wear long sleeves and hide notes under them. This is an excellent method: teachers won’t look under your sleeves. When they’re not paying attention, you can easily retrieve or stash the notes.
Peeking/Asking for Answers Method
Try the 'Sneak a Peek' method. Sit behind someone who is likely to perform well on the test (someone who brags about their studies or excels in the subject being tested). Adjust your position to the far left or right of your seat, leaning slightly toward their desk: you can glance over their shoulder without moving your head too much. Avoid sitting directly behind or in the middle of the class, as this increases the risk of being caught.
Try the 'Collaborative Signaling' method. Team up with a few classmates to create a shared signaling system. This doubles your knowledge pool, as you can now collaborate to share answers. For multiple-choice tests:
- Establish hand or foot signals for A, B, C, D, E, and 'wrong answer.' By including a signal for 'wrong answer,' you can help each other eliminate incorrect choices and improve both scores. Use subtle sounds like a cough or a foot tap to get each other's attention without raising suspicion.
- Start by coughing to grab your partner's attention.
- Use your fingers to indicate the question number (e.g., quickly show 3 fingers followed by 2 for question 32).
- Wait for your partner to signal their answer (e.g., tugging an ear for 'B').
- If torn between two answers: cough, show the question number, and signal the answer you think is correct.
- Your partner can nod if it's correct or signal 'wrong answer' (e.g., pulling hair upward) if it's incorrect.
Hard-to-Detect Method
Try to find the 'Teacher's Edition' of the textbook. For teachers who use pre-made questions from the 'Teacher's Edition,' purchase the same version they use. Search online for the exact edition and buy it. Before the test, memorize the answers to the questions. This method works well for general science, foreign language, and/or history classes, where questions are often taken directly from the book.
Try to obtain 'Past/Old Exam Papers.' You can exchange them with seniors or classmates who have connections. Study from these papers, or if you believe the questions won’t change, memorize the answers.
Try the 'Come Back Later' method. If you know the teacher will allow you to return to finish the test, intentionally leave it incomplete and request to finish it another day. Memorize the topics or questions so you can find the answers before continuing.
- Feign illness: Near the end of the test, ask to go to the restroom and stay there until time runs out or move slowly. However, ensure the teacher will let you finish later, as failing to do so could result in a worse grade.
Try the 'Bring Your Pencil' method. When submitting your paper, if the teacher isn’t at their desk, use your pencil to correct or copy answers from the top paper in the stack (this is a high-risk method!).
Try the 'Fake Answer Sheet' method (if answer sheets are provided). To succeed, you need to know the exact format of the answer sheet so you can write all key points on a sheet identical to it.
- If the test leaves space for answers, pre-write important points as questions and answers. Include page numbers and question points if present in the actual sheet.
- Then, attach this sheet to the real test during the exam without being noticed.
Try Using Tips
Avoid last-minute cramming. If you don’t spend a few minutes reviewing your notes before the test, cheating might not even help you perform well.
- For essays, focus on memorizing key terms and arguments. Teachers often look for keywords or main points when grading: the fluff in your essay won’t matter as much. If you know the potential essay topics, study four to five key terms or arguments expected by the teacher instead of everything—it’ll make things much easier.
- For math tests, memorize formulas. Knowing formulas can be far more useful than spending hours solving problems. Write them repeatedly until you remember them, then apply them during the test.
- For multiple-choice tests, try 'chunking' the information you know will be tested. Instead of memorizing a long list of terms, break them into smaller, manageable groups. For example, if preparing for a history test, instead of "Jefferson, Hamilton, Franklin, Washington, Grant, Lincoln, and Lee," group them as "4 U.S. Founders: Franklin, Washington, Jefferson, and Hamilton" and "3 Civil War Leaders: Lee, Lincoln, Grant." Remembering the number of people per topic makes it easier to spot missing items.
For your next exam, start studying earlier and more effectively. With your current schedule, consider creating a study plan.
Warnings
- In some countries, cheating on important exams is illegal and could lead to jail time.
- Other students might suspect you and report you to the teacher.
- If reading this on a shared computer, clear your browser history to avoid getting caught by your parents.
- There’s always a risk of getting caught. If discovered, penalties can be severe: automatic zero, suspension, or even expulsion. Many schools also note academic dishonesty on your transcript. Instead of cheating, seek advice on preparing for exams.
- For major exams like GCSEs in the UK or NAPLAN in Australia, getting caught could result in all your results being voided. The worst penalty is being banned from national exams for 5 years, meaning no high school diploma or university entrance. In Ireland, cheating on graduation exams can lead to a 5-year ban from state exams.
- In many professions, knowledge gained through study, not cheating, is essential. Remember, no cheating trick will help you perform surgery on a patient.
- Don’t brag about it. As unbelievable as it sounds, people do. You never know who might report you!
- Always be aware of where the teacher is looking. If they catch you holding notes and frantically copying, no method can save you.
- If peeking at someone’s paper, lean on your hand and tilt your head to avoid looking suspicious.
- If cheating due to lack of time, remember that reviewing the material after the test is still useful. Future cumulative exams might require this knowledge.
- Collaboration is better than using notes, and hard-to-detect methods are even better. The less evidence, the better for you.
- If allowed to chew gum, write answers on the wrapper, then remove the gum.
- Cheating is never good—you might feel guilty later and want to confess, which usually leads to trouble.
- Even if not caught, a few extra points might not significantly change your grade. On the other hand, the pressure and risks—like disqualification, expulsion, or bans—are enormous.
