Over 100 Hilariously Cringey, Cheesy, and Corny Pick Up Lines

1. "Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!"
2. "Stop, drop, and roll – because, baby, you're on fire!"
3. "Can you control butterflies? The ones in my stomach are out of control."
4. "If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."
5. "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus FINE."
6. "You must be jelly. Because jam doesn't shake like that!"
7. "Are you trash? Because I want to take you out."

• "I'm glad I remembered my library card, because I'm checking you out!"
• "Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!"
• "Excuse me while I delete my dating apps."
• "I'm not playing cards, but somehow I pulled a king."
• "I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies."
• "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
• "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection."
• "You must be a skilled thief because you stole my heart from all the way over here."
• "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
• "You owe me a drink. When I saw you, I dropped mine."
• "Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."
• "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest."
• "Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you."
• "Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper."
• "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

• "Hey, girl. Are you German? Because I want to be Ger-man!"
• "Have they suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?"
• "I’m pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours and see what I can do with it?"
• "Are your shoelaces tied? I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
• "I was wondering if you had an extra heart because you just stole mine."
• "Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect."
• "Did you eat magnets for breakfast? Because you’re so attractive."
• "I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just rocked my world."
• "You better stop, drop, and roll, because baby, you're on fire!"
• "This must be a museum, because you're a work of art."
• "Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?"
• "If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd only have 5 cents."
• "I was blinded by your beauty, so I need your name and number for insurance purposes."
• "Do you know what you'd look great in? My arms."
• "You're pretty, and I'm cute. Want to be pretty cute together?"

• "I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
• "If you were words on a page, you'd be FINE print."
• "Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future!"
• "There must be something wrong with my phone because your number isn’t in it."
• "You’re that one song worth buying the whole album for."
• "Is your hand heavy? Let me hold it for you."
• "What emoji should I use next to your name in my phone?"
• "I’m surprised they don’t ask you to leave—you make everyone else look bad."
• "Can we snap a picture so I can show my friends what I want my next relationship to look like?"
• "Will you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?"
• "You’re my compass. Wherever I go, my thoughts always return to you."
• "You’re so sweet, my teeth hurt just talking to you."
• "Can you tame butterflies? Because the ones in my stomach are out of control."
• "When I text you 'Good morning,' what number should I use?"
• "Your smile proves that the best things in life are free."

• "Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I've been smiling ever since you gave it to me."
• "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute'-cumber."
• "So, besides taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?"
• "I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't allow outside snacks."
• "Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth clearly never stood next to you."
• "If you were a taser, you'd be set to ‘stun.’"
• "What’s it like being the most stunning person in the room?"
• "I don’t know your name, but I'm sure it’s as beautiful as you are."
• "The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the Sun must be jealous."
• "I don't know what's prettier today—the weather or your eyes."
• "I was going to say something sweet about you, but when I saw you, I lost my words."
• "My friends bet me I wouldn’t talk to the most beautiful/handsome person in the room. Can I buy you a drink with their money?"
• "Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"
• "If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged."
• "When your parents made you, they were really just showing off."

Just be yourself when meeting someone new. The key to making a great first impression is simply being yourself. Walk up to them and say something like, "I noticed you and wanted to come over to say hello."

• "Are you a fan of Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!"
• "If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute one."
• "You must be a campfire, because you’re super hot and I want s’more."
• "Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see."
• "You must be made of cheese, because you’re looking Gouda tonight!"
• "If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus FINE."
• "Are you French? Because Eiffel for you."
• "If you were a fruit, you’d be a FINE-apple."
• "This may sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate."
• "Do you like bagels? Because you're bae goals."
• "If you were a flower, you’d be a daaaaaamn-delion."
• "Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you."
• "Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!"
• "Are you a fan of Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you."
• "Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koalafications."
• Looking for more cringey pick-up lines? Check out what others have shared on the Mytour forum in the post, "What are the cringiest pick-up lines you’ve heard in real life?"

• "You must be a booger because I’d pick you first."
• "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"
• "You must be jelly, because jam doesn’t shake like that!"
• "My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in."
• "Your eyes are as blue as toilet water."
• "Are you poop? Because even when you're far away, I can still smell you."
• "Just like I never play with garbage, I promise to never play with your heart."
• "I'd drink your bathwater."
• "I just peed in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?"
• "My love for you is like cancer; it just keeps growing."
• "Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?"
• "I love you so much, that if you were on fire, I’d pee on you."
• "Are you Ebola? Because you melt my insides."

• "Are you trash? Because I want to take you out."
• "You must be a dog because you’re looking fetching."
• "You remind me of my brother/sister."
• "Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re really loud and annoying!"
• "Hey, you dropped something. My standards."
• "Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan."
• "You look like my next bad decision."
• "Are you pi? Because you're being irrational and this conversation is going in circles."
• "This must be puppy love! You remind me of my dog."
• "The more I drink, the better-looking you get."
• "Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour."
• "Are you a piece of trash? Because, as someone who cares about the environment, I’m obligated to pick you up."
• "Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. Just like them, you’re only beautiful from a distance."
• "I can't help but gravitate toward you. It must be your incredible mass creating that gravitational pull."
• "You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything, so please don’t hurt me."

• Sometimes, the best approach is to just smile, be friendly, and say hello. “I’m not a huge fan of pickup lines,” Jacoby shares. “They can be cute, but honestly, I’d much rather hear a genuine hello than a pre-made pickup line any day.”