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Responding with the same predictable answer to the usual question can quickly become dull. When a friend hits you with a "Guess what?" give them a surprising and entertaining reply instead. We've gathered a collection of the most clever and humorous responses to keep you prepared for any "Guess what?" moment. Want to know how to nail that perfect response and get some laughs? Keep reading!
Steps
"What?"
Respond with a classic reply—and if you're feeling playful, add a dash of sarcasm. The simple "What?" is the most common response when someone asks you, "Guess what?" If you're after a traditional and safe reply, this is the one to go for. But if you're in the mood for something more fun, why not throw in a sarcastic twist for extra laughs? For example:
- React with exaggerated excitement, using a dramatic tone or a surprised look. Try something like, "Oh my goodness, what?!" or "I can't even imagine..."
what you're about to say!" could be a great choice.
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- If they respond with a dramatic sigh or an eye roll, follow up with over-the-top, urgent questions: "Spill the beans! I can't stand the suspense. What's going on?"
"Chicken butt."
Bring a smile with a nostalgic reply. Remember when "Chicken butt" was the go-to response in your younger days? It’s not as common now, making it the perfect choice for an unexpected answer. Drop this line, and you're guaranteed to get a good laugh from your friend!
"Are you about to treat me to a coffee?"
Throw them off by acting like they’re about to do something nice for you. This response is humorous because it catches them off guard and is completely transparent. Say it with a sweet tone, as if you're already thankful for whatever favor they're about to offer. You can easily switch this up with other over-the-top gestures—who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a free coffee after all.
"You’re speaking to the most amazing person alive?"
Surprise them by pretending to guess how flattering their thoughts are about you. Well, isn't it true? They're chatting with someone truly extraordinary. Fill in the blanks for them with exaggerated adjectives that describe yourself, and don’t be afraid to go a little overboard—"earth-shatteringly gorgeous" could be hilarious here too!
"Oh my gosh…are you really about to propose?"
For added drama and laughs, make it seem like something huge is about to happen. If you're in a public setting, make sure your response is loud enough to grab attention. Show excitement and emotion with your expression. Hold their hand and look around the room as if expecting something monumental. If anyone around you reacts or starts watching, it’ll make the joke even more hilarious!
"You’re PREGNANT?!"
Shout something unexpected or eye-catching in a public space. If you're hanging out at a café or store, make sure your reply is loud enough for others to overhear. This will have your conversation partner feeling a mix of amusement and embarrassment—just the right balance for a sarcastic response.
- Make sure the surprising (and obviously fake) statement you choose won't genuinely upset them.
- For example, if your friend is sensitive about their academic performance, don't yell out asking if they failed a test.
"You finally got that rash under control? Glad for you."
Tease them by jokingly revealing their “private” details. Feel free to use any funny or slightly embarrassing facts about them, as long as it’s good-natured and will make everyone laugh. You can add some fake sympathy or congratulations to make it even more humorous!
- Be sure that your comment won’t truly upset them.
- Consider whether this kind of joke fits your relationship—if you’ve shared similar playful jabs in the past, go ahead!
"You got a dog? A cat? Or maybe a cat-dog?"
Ask a series of goofy questions quickly for a quirky, unpredictable response. Your friend could be talking about anything—but a “cat-dog” is probably not it. The key to this hilarious reply is the randomness of the questions and the speed at which they come. Feel free to swap in your own set of silly questions if inspiration strikes.
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"
Throw in a random but well-known fact to get everyone laughing. We all likely remember this line from school, and it’s become a humorous go-to response in many situations. Your friend will be taken aback by your random reply, but when they realize it’s a familiar phrase, they'll burst into laughter. This one is guaranteed to be a hit.
"Gas prices! Oh, wait. That’s for 'what’s up.' My bad."
For a fun twist, pretend to give the wrong answer. “Gas prices” is a classic funny response to a completely different question. Throw this one out there and take your friend on a hilarious, unexpected journey. Tap your chin and act like you're struggling to remember something tricky. For the same effect, try saying, “The sky.”
"I’m in love with you. I mean—who said that? Never mind, bye!"
Pretend to accidentally spill a huge secret in jest. Start with an exaggerated, intense confession, then immediately backpedal with a hilarious, over-the-top recovery. This unexpected twist will catch the other person off guard and definitely get a laugh. If you actually have a crush on them, this could even give a playful, flirty vibe.
- Just make sure you’re completely comfortable with this joke before you try it, as it could shift the tone of your relationship.
"Don’t tell me what to do!"
Playfully act offended by a harmless question for maximum laughs. They’ve asked you a simple, casual question, and that’s what makes this response so funny! Acting overly irritated by such a trivial comment will catch them by surprise—and it’ll keep them entertained as well.
"This is a free country. I don’t have to answer your questions."
Act like you're refusing their question for shock value and laughter. Keep your face completely neutral while responding. If you were busy with something when they asked, continue what you were doing as if nothing happened. This deadpan approach will be completely unexpected, leaving them amused for sure.
"I plead the fifth."
Confuse them with an overly serious response. Playfully hide behind the legal concept of the right to remain silent, suggesting that your answer could be too intense or even illegal. Since their question is lighthearted, the random seriousness will catch them off guard and definitely make them laugh. For extra humor, use a deadpan or defensive tone.
"Next question, please."
Pretend you're in the middle of an interview for the ultimate silly response. Even though the question is casual, act as if you have control over when and what they’re allowed to ask. The absurdity of the situation makes this response hilarious. Keep your face impassive, and if you treat it like a regular response, it’ll be even funnier.
"No."
Reject them with a completely neutral expression for maximum laughs. This response is sarcastic and totally unexpected, which is what makes it so entertaining. For added impact, stop whatever you’re doing and make eye contact when you deliver the line. The more serious you appear, the funnier it becomes. You'll definitely get a good laugh out of this one!
"Just tell me."
Give a brutally direct response to catch them off guard. The usual reply to this question is simple: “What?” That’s when, almost every time, the other person will finally spill the news they wanted to share. By skipping straight to the punchline, you're creating a hilarious, unexpected moment. This will definitely get both you and your friend laughing.
