12 Most Regrettable "As Seen On TV" Products of All Time

We’ve all had those moments—staying up late, watching infomercials, and feeling tempted to call that toll-free number for the latest miracle product. The pitches are often too good to resist. Who could say no to the ShamWow’s incredible absorbency or OxiClean’s promise of unbeatable stain removal? Yet, most of these items end up forgotten in our closets once we realize they don’t live up to the hype. Sometimes, though, a product’s absurdity is obvious from the start—like these 12 TV-advertised items that rank among the most laughable and poorly conceived consumer products ever.

12. Sauna Pants

Many gyms feature saunas, so it’s easy to assume they aid in weight loss and fitness, right? This likely inspired the creation of Sauna Pants. With these, you can forget about calorie counting—once you slip into these personal thigh heaters, the extra weight around your hips and thighs is supposed to vanish. However, men might want to think twice, as these pants could also jeopardize their chances of fatherhood.

11. Pajama Jeans

As if modern life wasn’t already convenient enough, now you can step out in the same clothes you slept in, and no one will notice. According to the infomercial, Pajama Jeans are ideal for any situation, whether you’re heading to work or just grabbing groceries. Why choose between comfort and style when you can have both? Just don’t forget to pair them with some khaki lingerie for the full effect.

10. My Secret Hair Enhancer

This product essentially tries to sell spray paint as a solution for baldness. My Secret Hair Enhancer is basically an aerosol can filled with hair-colored paint designed to cover bald spots between thinning strands. But let’s be honest—spray paint is meant for street art or refinishing patio furniture, not your scalp. Unless you’re ready for some odd looks, steer clear of this product. Of course, if you’re aiming for that glossy, spray-painted finish, this might be your dream come true.

9. Neck Magic Air Cushion / DR. HO's Neck Comforter

If you’ve ever seen the neck-stretching traditions of certain cultures and thought, 'I need that in my life,' this product is for you. Both the Neck Magic Air Cushion and DR. HO’s Neck Comforter use a pump to gradually inflate a tube around your neck, gently pulling your head away from your shoulders. While they may resemble medieval torture devices, the infomercials promise soothing muscle relaxation and headache relief. Plus, you’ll achieve that elongated neck look that’s sure to make you the talk of the town.

8. The Back Up

Do you despise home intruders almost as much as you disregard basic gun safety? Then this product is perfect for you. The Back Up is a convenient gun rack that fits neatly between your mattress and box spring, allowing you to grab your shotgun while lying down. No more struggling with safe keys—with The Back Up, you can have your gun ready to fire faster than you can turn on the lights and identify your target. And at just $39.95, why not get one for each side of the bed?

7. The Tiddy Bear

The Tiddy Bear is a soft, cuddly teddy bear attachment for seat belts, designed to ease pressure and protect you from scorching hot straps. According to the ad, seat belts can be uncomfortable for some women, especially those with larger busts. Instead of skipping the belt for comfort, the Tiddy Bear offers a clever fix by sliding between the chest and the belt, ensuring comfort during car rides. But let’s be honest—the real highlight is the name, which clearly hints at 'Titty Bear.' The marketing team must have been thrilled with this cheeky double entendre.

6. Talking TP

Have you ever stared at your toilet paper holder and wished it could record voice messages? Probably not, because you’re likely a sane, rational person. But for those with more eccentric tastes, Talking TP might be the dream product. Perfect for birthdays, weddings, or office parties, it lets you record messages like, 'Susan, will you marry me? Flush once for yes.' While the full effect might require hiding in the bathroom, it’s clear this product was made for those with a unique sense of humor—or questionable sanity.

5. The Better Marriage Blanket

Forget trust and communication—for just $49.95 (plus shipping), you can unlock the secret to a happier marriage. The Better Marriage Blanket is a high-tech, fart-absorbing bedsheet designed to ensure flatulence never disrupts your relationship. Made with activated carbon fabric—the same material used by the military against chemical weapons—this blanket can handle even the most potent 'Dutch Ovens.'

Don’t let flatulence ruin your marriage—order the Better Marriage Blanket today and keep the peace!

4. Dump Meals

From the creators of Dump Cakes comes Dump Meals, because nothing says 'delicious' like the word 'dump.' But don’t worry—this isn’t about cooking unappetizing dishes. The name refers to the method of preparation: simply 'dump' ingredients into a crockpot and let it work its magic.

This unique cookbook is packed with exclusive culinary tips you won’t find elsewhere. Craving perfect teriyaki chicken? Just pour in a can of ginger ale. Never tried New York-style deep-dish pizza? Wait until you taste the slow-cooked Dump Dish Pizza. With Dump Meals, a busy schedule no longer means sacrificing a tasty dinner.

3. Potty Putter

Potty Putter aims to tackle one of the most pressing first-world problems: boredom on the toilet. Forget reading shampoo bottles—now you can practice your golf swing while seated on your porcelain throne. However, since the included club isn’t height-adjustable and most people don’t putt while sitting, it’s more likely to add a few extra strokes to your scorecard than improve your game.

2. Uro Club

What’s with golfers mixing their sport with bodily functions? The Uro Club is marketed as the 'only golf club guaranteed to keep you out of the woods'—literally. Its hollow handle contains a 'discreet sanitary solution' for your urinary needs. Simply twist the grip to open the built-in reservoir, aim, and relieve yourself right on the green. A clip-on waist towel helps you avoid suspicion by making it look like you’re admiring your club. It’s the classiest way to minimize interruptions and maximize your time on the course. Just remember to remove it if you borrow someone else’s clubs—unless you want to leave an unexpected surprise.

1. The Slobstopper

The Slobstopper’s infomercial features a man spilling coffee on himself in his car, earning a frown from a passing woman. Later, he spills again, but this time he’s wearing a full-length adult bib, and the woman smiles. Apparently, her disapproval wasn’t about his clumsiness but the stains on his clothes. Or maybe she just has a thing for adults in bibs. Either way, wearing the Slobstopper is sure to turn heads—though not necessarily for the right reasons.