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You might have managed to avoid the world of pop music and mindless TV shows, but that doesn't mean your baby will escape them. However, if you want to guide your little one toward the realm of geek culture from an early age, these charming geeky baby toys are the perfect way to begin.
1. Vampire-Themed Pacifier
Whether your baby is destined to become an Anne Rice, Bram Stoker, or Twilight aficionado, ThinkGeek’s vampire pacifier is an awesome way to help them embrace their inner vampire from the get-go.
2. Handlebar Mustache Pacifier
If your little one is destined to adore vintage records and classic Penny Farthing bicycles, this delightful handlebar mustache pacifier from the aptly named Etsy shop BabyHipsters is the perfect fit.
3. Golden Snitch Rattle
Your baby might not be getting an owl delivering a Hogwarts acceptance letter, but you can still prepare them to dominate the Quidditch pitch. Kickstart their seeker career with this golden snitch rattle from Etsy seller ThreeDegrees.
4. Yoshi Egg Rattle
Introduce your child to the timeless appeal of classic games so they can understand why Yoshi, Tetris, and Pac-Man are legendary. Get your little one started early with Etsy seller HandmadeMonster's Yoshi egg rattle.
5. Dr. Mario Pill Rattle
Etsy seller 72stitches' Dr. Mario rattles are a fantastic way to introduce your child to the world of classic Nintendo games. Plus, they may even spark an interest in medicine—who wouldn’t want their child to grow up to be a doctor?
6. Mario Baby Rattle
Etsy seller Mama24Boyz offers a PDF pattern for these Mario Bros. rattles, perfect for anyone looking to crochet their own. Just grab some yarn, a needle, and some intermediate crochet skills, and you’re ready to go—other supplies sold separately.
7. Eyeball Rattle
Are you preparing your child for the zombie apocalypse? Start their survival training early with Etsy seller HandmadeMonster's eyeball rattle, helping them get used to the inevitable chaos and horror that awaits in a world overtaken by the undead.
8. Cthulhu Rattle
If you're more drawn to psychological horror than gory zombies, introduce your little one to the cosmic terror of Lovecraft's Cthulhu mythos with this charming crocheted Cthulhu rattle by Etsy seller HeatherBays.
9. Death Star Rattle
If your little Jedi is ready to take on his first Death Star, ease him into it with this charming baby rattle version from Etsy seller SincereCostumes. While it may take a lot of spit, dirt, and baby messes to destroy this soft version, like all Death Stars, it’s got its vulnerabilities.
10. Lightsaber Rattle
Etsy seller Geek-a-Bye Baby has an awesome selection of geeky baby items. For example, this lightsaber rattle is a perfect way to introduce your little one to the Force from an early age.
11. Yoda Rattle
In the same spirit, Geek-a-Bye Baby’s Yoda rattle is a fantastic way to introduce your child to the light side of the Force before they learn that the dark side offers cookies to recruit new members.
12. Doctor Hoo Owl
For geeky parents who’d rather have the TARDIS over the Millennium Falcon, Geek-a-Baby’s charming plush “Doctor Hoo” owl, inspired by Number 11, is a wonderful way to introduce your little one to the universe of Whovian fandom.
13. Dalek Plushies
These adorable pastel yarn Daleks by Etsy seller fassbaby may not bring about the end of the world, but be warned—they might just win your baby’s heart. Aside from being irresistibly cute, they have a jingling bell inside, helping your little one grasp why these Daleks have been such iconic foes of The Doctor since the sixties.
14. The One Ring Teether
This One Ring teether by Etsy seller averyrayne won’t grant your baby invisibility, but it might provide some relief from teething pains. Just be sure to take it away before she gets old enough to call it “my precious.”
15. Nintendo Controller Teether
NinTeeth-o might not be as well-known as Nintendo, but when your little one is teething, he’ll certainly prefer this wooden controller by Etsy seller 3PrincessStore to the plastic game controller he’ll eventually love as he gets older.
16. Batman Teether
If you want your child to grow up ready to fight crime, start him off right with this Batman teether by Etsy seller TeethME. It’s a far better way to guide him toward heroism than letting him become an orphan.
17. Superhero Rubber Duckies
Bath time should be an enjoyable experience for your little ones, or you’ll find it hard to get them to wash up as they grow. If you want to make your baby’s bath time both fun and geeky, grab one of these superhero rubber duckies for a splash of excitement.
18. Scrabble Building Blocks
Some parents focus on teaching their kids the value of money, but for others, the value of Scrabble tiles is just as significant. These Scrabble blocks by Etsy seller TheBlackSpot offer a playful way for your child to get acquainted with Scrabble letters before they even know how to spell “Scrabble.”
19. Presidential Building Blocks
Introduce your child to the world of history early with these Presidential Building Blocks, featuring images and trivia about all 44 U.S. presidents. When stacked correctly, these blocks even come together to form an American flag.
20. Periodic Table Blocks
Just because your little one can’t read yet doesn’t mean they’re too young for science. You can start teaching them about the elements before elementary school with these periodic table building blocks.
I must admit, I can’t personally speak to the effectiveness of these fantastic geeky goodies, as I don’t have any children of my own yet. But I’m curious—do any of you experienced parents have tips on how to get your kids hooked on geek culture before they even learn to talk?
