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In an era where media coverage is omnipresent at every political and public gathering, ill-advised remarks are inevitably captured and added to the public archives. Below is a compilation of some of the most cringe-worthy statements made by prominent figures.
Quotes 1-10
1. “Am I really expected to believe Reagan was an exceptional leader? Look at his choice for Secretary of Education…” -Former Education Secretary William Bennett
2. “If you exclude the murders, Washington boasts one of the nation’s lowest crime rates.” -Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
3. “The internet is an excellent tool for accessing the web.” – Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
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4. “Forget the Buddhists and eliminate the Muslims.” -Henry Jordan, South Carolina board of education (responding to concerns about displaying the Ten Commandments in public schools offending students of other faiths)
5. “We don’t outright discriminate; we just selectively exclude specific groups of people.” -Colonel Gerald Wellman
6. “China is a vast nation, populated by a large number of Chinese people.” – Charles De Gaulle, former French President
7. “The world today resembles its current state more than it ever has in the past.” – Dwight Eisenhower
8. “A billion dollars here, a billion dollars there, and eventually, it amounts to significant wealth.” – Everett Dirksen, Congressman
9. “Historically, the majority of Australia’s imports have originated from foreign countries.” – Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
10. “We plan to move in both left and right directions simultaneously.” – Jerry Brown, Governor of California
Quotes 11-20
11. “In football, no one deserves the title of genius. A true genius is someone like Norman Einstein.” -Joe Theismann, former NFL quarterback and sports analyst
12. “I always made it a habit to put on my right boot first, followed naturally by my right sock.” – Barry Venison
13. “Yes, there have been injuries and fatalities in boxing – but none of them have been severe.” – Alan Minter, Boxer
14. “This season, I want every one of you focused on a single word. Just one word: Super Bowl.” – Bill Peterson, football coach
15. “Interestingly, when viewed in slow motion, the ball appeared to stay suspended in the air for an even longer duration.” – David Acfield
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16. “It’s a humbling experience to remain humble.” – Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett
17. “I possess a talent bestowed by God, which I inherited from my father.” – Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
18. “He’s the type of person who rises at six in the morning, no matter what the actual time is.” – Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, discussing the rigorous training routine of heavyweight Andrew Golota.
19. “Back in my youth, I had this appearance, and now, I still maintain it.” – Yogi Berra
20. “Occasionally, they record my words but miss the essence of what I intend to convey.” – Pedro Guerrero, major leaguer
Quotes 21-30
21. “The Bible instructs us to harbor hatred.” -H. A. (Buster) Dobbs
22. “We simply desire Jews to achieve perfection, as they often express.” -Ann Coulter
23. “Smoking is deadly. If you die from it, you lose a significant part of your existence.” -Brooke Shields
24. “I have the opportunity to visit many foreign locations, such as Canada.” -Britney Spears
25. “The majority of vehicles on our roads carry just one person, typically the driver.” – Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
26. “We’re not fond of their music. Guitar bands are becoming obsolete.” -Decca Records, rejecting the Beatles
27. “I don’t follow a diet. I simply eat less than I desire.” – Linda Evangelista, Supermodel
28. “A bachelor’s existence isn’t suitable for a single man.” – Samuel Goldwyn
29. “Are you planning to ask that question while wearing sunglasses?” – George Bush to blind reporter Peter Wallsten
30. “The speaker’s gavel has been controlled by special interests, but now it will be wielded for the benefit of America’s children.” – Nancy Pelosi, on Democrats regaining control of Congress
Contributor: Nathan Adams
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