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It’s no surprise…Americans have a knack for the extraordinary. Every single day of the year features its own set of peculiar holidays! I decided to kick things off with March, selecting just one celebration per day, as some dates host multiple. Here’s a rundown of March’s most amusing holidays, listed in chronological order for your entertainment.
3. March 1st – 7th
March 1 – Peanut Butter Lover’s Day
Just when you believed peanut butter was safe to consume, a sticky situation arises. Is your PB&J sandwich still secure? Millions of American kids are currently missing out on their beloved snack due to a recent salmonella scare linked to peanuts. Despite this, some companies are capitalizing on the situation by claiming their peanut butter is safe. Learn more about it here. On average, Americans consume roughly 3 pounds of peanut butter per person daily.
Joke of the day: What happens when you mix peanut butter with an elephant? Either peanut butter that never forgets or an elephant that clings to the roof of your mouth.
March 2 – Old Stuff Day
The dullest day of the year, no doubt! When asked, 'What’s up?' or 'What’s new?', most of us reply with 'Same old, same old.' To address this monotony, we’ve turned it into a holiday. This isn’t a day to repeat the usual routines but rather to ponder why life feels so uneventful that 'What’s new?' becomes a hard question to answer.
March 3 – If Pets Had Thumbs Day
Have you ever imagined a world where your dog or cat had thumbs? At least you wouldn’t need to wake up at 5 a.m. to feed them! Today is the perfect opportunity to let your creativity soar.
March 4 – Holy Experiment Day
No, this isn’t about changing religions or debating whether Creationism belongs in schools… (ahem). It’s actually a day to explore deeper spirituality. Try praying for something entirely new or different from your usual requests.
March 5 – Multiple Personalities Day
This one’s my favorite—and mine, and mine, and the rest of us agree! It’s a day to reconnect with your inner selves (yes, plural).
March 6 – Frozen Food Day
JFrater’s least favorite day… thanks to the microwave! It’s a time to appreciate those convenient, freezer-stashed snacks ready to heat and eat in seconds. ZAP! Instant meal! (Though often soggy and tasting like the cardboard packaging, they’re still oddly satisfying!)
March 7 – Crown Roast of Pork Day
This day is all about celebrating pork, particularly the Crown Roast of Pork. Not much else to say—just enjoy the feast!
4. March 24th – 31st
March 24 – Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
A perfect blend of fruit and chocolate. If you’re keeping an eye on your diet, this might not be the day for you. Indulge in a handful of this delightful snack to mark the occasion!
March 25 – Waffle Day
“Lego my Eggo” – No hesitation here! This holiday isn’t just an American favorite; it’s also celebrated in Sweden. Known as Våffeldagen, it originated in Sweden and aligns with the Feast of the Annunciation, marking the beginning of spring in both Sweden and France.
March 26 – Make Up Your Own Holiday Day
Search for an overlooked trait, topic, or event that hasn’t been celebrated yet, and make it your own! Then, enjoy the festivities. (I’m pretty sure cable TV is still up for grabs!)
March 27 – National “Joe” Day
This has nothing to do with coffee! It’s the first holiday dedicated to becoming someone else—specifically, “Joe.” What would Joe do today? Spend the day as whoever you want to be under the name “Joe,” and later, you can always blame it on Joe.
March 28 – Something on a Stick Day
This day is honored by Jose Jalapeño on a Stick (as shown above). It’s a holiday dedicated to celebrating anything served on a stick—whether it’s popsicles, corndogs, or jalapeños, today’s your day!
March 29 – Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day
Think David Copperfield vibes—just kidding! This day is all about illusion and mystery. It’s perfect for hosting a masked ball or a magic show. (But let’s skip the creepy clowns, please.)
March 30 – I Am in Control Day
Oh, really? Sounds like one of the 5 Signs That You Are Turning Into a Dictator. This day originated when Secretary of State Alexander Haig famously declared, “I am in control here,” following the assassination attempt on President Ronald Reagan. The statement eventually led to Haig’s resignation. It’s also a fitting day to celebrate after Panic Day!
March 31 – Clams On the Half Shell Day
Today is all about celebrating those chewy delicacies—clams! Head to your favorite seafood spot tonight, or if you’re lucky enough to harvest them yourself, savor them at home. Just make sure they’re served on the half-shell!
Contributor: oouchan
1. March 17th – 23rd
March 17 – Submarine Day
Song choice: Yellow Submarine
Today is all about celebrating submarines (the vessel, not the sandwich). A great way to mark the occasion is by watching “The Hunt for Red October.” Fun fact: For those who enjoyed the thread on 10 Great Atlantic Ocean Liners, you might recall my Megalophobia—fear of large objects. That’s why I didn’t go searching for submarine pictures for this list.
March 18 – Supreme Sacrifice Day
This one’s not wacky but definitely meaningful. It’s a day to honor those who’ve made the ultimate sacrifice for others, including firefighters, police officers, soldiers, and, of course, Jesus.
March 19 – Poultry Day
Most famous chicken: Foghorn Leghorn
A day to honor your favorite feathered friends! (No, not your finger.) Whether it’s turkey, quail, duck, or chicken, today’s the day to feast and ponder the timeless question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
March 20 – Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
I had to dig deep for this one… Only in America would we dedicate a day to something like this. Keep your eyes on the skies, and don’t forget to grab a towel—just in case!
March 21 – Fragrance Day
Armani, Dior, Boss, Claiborne, Liz… Today’s the day to wear your favorite scent. Just a tip: Less is more—don’t overdo it!
March 22 – Goof-off Day
Sweet! Finally, an excuse to slack off. (Though your boss might not buy it.) Who’s going to be the first to call in? Today’s all about relaxing and avoiding responsibilities.
March 23 – Chip and Dip Day
You’ve celebrated Potato Chip Day—what’s next? How about something to dip them in? Ranch, cheese, salsa… the options are endless. My personal favorite? Bean dip!
2. March 8th – 16th
March 8 – Be Nasty Day
This one felt all too real on List Universe! A perfect day to revisit signs of a tyranny. It’s a day to embrace your grumpy side—just keep it light and avoid cruelty.
March 9 – Panic Day
Stay calm—well, except for today. This is the one day you’re officially allowed to panic.
March 10 – Festival of Life in the Cracks Day
Has your life slipped through the cracks? Not today! Celebrate the little things that thrive in the cracks (and no, plumbers aren’t invited).
March 11 – Worship of Tools Day
Song choice: If I had a Hammer
Men, this one’s for you! Spend the day in the garage admiring those tools and gadgets you just couldn’t resist buying. Now, about that fence you were supposed to fix…
March 12 – Alfred Hitchcock Day
Not exactly wacky, but how awesome is it to have a day dedicated to this legendary filmmaker?
March 13 – Ear Muff Day
Next time you slip on a pair of these, thank Chester Greenwood, the big-eared inventor who created them in 1877. Originally called Champion Ear Protectors, thankfully, the name was simplified to ear muffs.
March 14 – Potato Chip Day
Overweight Americans, rejoice! Today is your day to celebrate the ultimate snack. Potato chips are America’s favorite munchies, so grab a bowl, plop on the couch, and enjoy those crispy, deep-fried slices of joy!
March 15 – Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
Feels like my life story. Today’s the day to blame everything on the day itself. Nothing goes right, and now we’ve turned it into a holiday. Go figure.
March 16 – Everything You Do Is Right Day
(Remember yesterday?) Well, today’s the opposite—no matter what you do, it’s the right thing. (Of course, illegal activities don’t count.) So go ahead, today’s your day to shine!
