1. These blinking doll eye earrings are sure to give anyone you're talking to the chills, as the eyes follow their every movement.

Haley Lane Art is a small business based in Kansas City, Missouri, offering creepy-cute accessories.
Customer review: "These earrings are amazing! Everyone at my workplace comments on them and laughs at the reactions they get. They move like real doll eyes and are incredibly light. They make a slight noise when you walk or turn your head, but it's nothing too loud. They arrived perfectly packed with a lovely handwritten note :)" —Hannah
Shipping details: Check the listing for delivery estimates to your location.
Grab them from Haley Lane Art on Etsy for $9.99.
2. A cat-themed towel that will quietly observe as they reheat their leftover pizza or browse TikTok from the bathroom.


3. A blackhead-removal toy they can pick and prod with tweezers, like they're performing dermatological surgery with the Grey's Anatomy team. Seriously though, it's perfect for those who tend to pick at their skin or pull out their hair when stressed!

4. An undeniably odd yet undoubtedly funny toothpaste cap for those who count Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, and Shrek Forever After among their top four favorite films.


CasualChicken is a small business located in Irvine, California, offering a variety of distinctive 3D-printed products.
Raving review: "My order arrived neatly packaged and on time. I gave it to my friend, and she finds it absolutely hilarious." —Grace
Shipping details: Check the product listing for delivery estimates to your location.
Purchase it from CasualChicken on Etsy for $9.99.
5. A fake pimple-popping toy cleverly created to allow users to poke, prod, and pop without touching their own face. Reviewers say that the silicone filled with faux-pus mimics the feel of oily skin.

6. 101 Ways to Know If Your Cat is French — the ideal book to place on their coffee table or behind the toilet. A bit of a spoiler: If your cat yells "Vive la Révolution" on Bastille Day... they're definitely French.

7. An eerie, uncanny valley-like piggy bank that will either bring joy or haunt them in the middle of a sleep paralysis experience. It's truly anyone's guess — just don't say I didn't warn you.


This coin-gobbling piggy bank takes all standard change and will automatically open its mouth when it detects your hand nearby.
Notable reviews: "This thing seriously gave me a bit of anxiety when I first unboxed it. It’s way creepier than I thought. Honestly, I think it might help me face my fear of that one doll I keep having nightmares about. But this is much worse. Wouldn’t recommend it for kids, but as a gag gift or interrogation tool? Go for it." —mysticalkiwi
"It’s pink and terrifying. Right up my alley. I adore this creepy thing. It just sits there, silently judging me. It's sitting here judging me now while I write this. 10/10 would recommend as a companion, but don’t anger it." —Delaney Gillpatrick
Shipping details: Free expedited Prime shipping for Prime members, with non-Prime options still arriving by Christmas (check Amazon's full shipping details here).
Get it on Amazon for $16.99 (available in three colors).
8. A Bob the Builder–styled saw knife
that slices through any cake like a pro. No matter how many layers of rich ganache, you won’t even break a sweat cutting through it.

9. A set of Porta Potty-themed shot glasses that may be repulsive but undeniably amusing. Let's just hope the users don't dwell too much on their design while enjoying their drinks.

10. A plush chonky seal pillow — it won't judge them when they roll out of bed at 1 p.m. and crawl back in with their leftover Domino's pizza.


11. A hard-boiled egg holder designed to transform their breakfast into a knight in shining armor. Even if this Humpty Dumpty has an unfortunate tumble, his helmet will ensure he's kept safe and sound.

12. A pair of cozy bread-shaped slippers to keep your feet warm, just like a freshly baked loaf straight from the oven.

13. Genius AirPod-holding earrings, perfect for those who worry about losing their earbuds while out and about. (Yes, that’s me. Have I ever dropped an AirPod on the subway tracks? No. Do I constantly fear it happening? Absolutely.)

The earrings are crafted by the small business Ming Liu HK.
Shipping info: Refer to the listing for shipping estimates to your location.
Available for purchase from Ming Liu HK on Etsy for $10.90.
14. A travel pillow designed like a shrimp, always ready for your next adventure.


15. A fun animal-shaped stapler that makes it feel like the desk pet is munching away every time you staple something.

16. A set of prism spectacles designed for the person who's buried in work but can't get out of bed... Now, they can still clock in or tackle that long-overdue essay without even needing to sit up.

17. A silicone crab utensil holder that proudly holds your spoon high so it won't melt on the stove while you're cooking.


18. A pug with a measuring tape for a tongue, perfect for those who are always misplacing their plain old measuring tape because it's just too boring to keep track of.

19. A stress-busting Dammit doll designed to be slammed into doors, run over with a car, and shaken endlessly, because let’s face it, we've all had those days where we just need to take our frustrations out on something inanimate.


20. A quirky 'Rocktopus' fidget toy that defies explanation, but here it is, and honestly, it’s pretty fascinating.


7 Printz is a small 3D printing shop based in London, run by Simar Singh.
Promising review: "The Rocktopus arrived today, and we absolutely love him! The quality is outstanding — far smoother than most 3D printed items. The legs are well-articulated, and the movement is very fluid. A top-notch build!" —Andrea Johnson
Shipping info: Please check the listing for delivery estimates to your location.
Get it from 7 Printz on Etsy for $13.16+ (available in 19 colors).
21. A pallet full of tiny cinderblocks if they’re so done with work that they’d rather embark on a construction project instead.

Acacia Grove is a small business based in Rochester, NY, specializing in tiny building materials.
Promising review: "I adore having these on my desk. I originally ordered a 24-pack but settled on 12 blocks. So, I bought a second pallet to match!" —Carolyn Finney
Shipping info: Please refer to the listing for delivery estimates to your area.
Available from Acacia Grove on Etsy for $9.79+ (offered in packs of 6, 12, 24, 48, 120, with or without a pallet).
22. A witchy spine-shaped candle that gives off a chilling vibe, perfect for any dark, mysterious setting. Just imagine how haunting it will look as it melts and pools its wax.

23. A tin of dill pickle-flavored lip balm because, let’s face it, their lips are always chapped, and if they’re going to lick them non-stop, why not make them taste like a freshly devoured Chick-fil-A sandwich?

Blue Poppy Bath, a small business located in Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin, offers a variety of body scrubs, lotions, salves, and shower steamers.
Customer review: "Just as expected. Excellent quality lip balm with a distinct pickle scent!" —Shannon Green
Shipping information: Check the listing for estimated shipping times to your area.
Available at Blue Poppy Bath on Etsy for $3.36.
24. For those tired of the usual bottles of Dial soap, a snail-shaped hand soap dispenser is the quirky alternative they never knew they needed. It's perfect for anyone who isn't into refillable amber glass jars, but still wants a fun twist.

25. An upcycled Skyline Chili candle makes a fantastic gift for those who’ve moved away from Cincinnati and are craving a little taste of home. Luckily (or unluckily, depending on your preferences), it doesn't actually smell like chili.

Put a Wick in It Candles is a small business located in Charleston, West Virginia, offering a unique collection of upcycled and quirky candles.
Customer Review: "My niece adored the candle. It might sound odd, but she was a little disappointed it didn’t have the Skyline Chili scent LOL. But she’ll be okay. A perfect gift for any Cincinnati enthusiast." — Hayley Lett
Shipping Information: Check the listing for shipping estimates based on your location.
Available at Put a Wick in It Candles for $18.99 (choose from 30 different scents).
26. A mullet coloring book—ideal for anyone looking to enjoy a fun activity while binge-watching TV. Mandala coloring books are great, but they simply can’t compete with mullets.

A quirky banana duck statue is perfect for those who love decor that leaves guests second-guessing what they’re seeing.

A dino nugget pillow that’ll delight anyone who could *literally* thrive on chicken nuggets and never tire of them.


29. A duck-shaped nightlight with adjustable brightness, embodying the same level of dread you feel when your alarm rings each morning.

30. A sequined pillow cover that, when lightly stroked with a hand, reveals the image of Dwight Schrute, his face taken straight from a first aid mannequin. Not much to see here, folks!

31. A tiny zen garden — designed to look like a litter box with miniature kitty figures — providing a playful take on mindfulness and meditation.

Promising review: "This litter box zen garden is absolutely adorable and makes for the perfect gift! I bought two to share with my friends this year. I'm definitely coming back for the other mini versions!" —Lexy
Shipping info: Free standard shipping with Target RedCard or on orders over $35. Express shipping is also available for an additional fee.
Get it from Target for $8.99.
32. A mini claw machine filled with dinosaur toys, but some users have cleverly suggested using it for antidepressants instead — and I have to say, I love that idea. Your recipient can load it with Prozac or multivitamins, place it on their bathroom counter, and watch guests wonder where they can snag one of their own.

A quirky, miniature Troll Doll with a sparkling rhinestone on its belly button—perfect for adorning their desk. It provides a brief escape during those intense Excel sessions or when drafting yet another email.


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The reviews in this post have been modified for brevity and/or clarity.