39 Beauty Products So Potent, You'll Feel Like Elphaba Herself

1. The Color Wow Xtra Large Bombshell Volumizer—because it's time to leave flat, lifeless hair behind. Just a few spritzes of this on damp hair will give you volume without the stickiness. Your hair will be defying gravity in no time! *Cue Cynthia Erivo’s "A-HAAAA-WUAAAH-HAAAA-AAH-AAAAH!"*

2. A Farmacy cleansing balm that Mary Kate Morrissey — that's BROADWAY'S CURRENT ELPHABA!!! — uses to effortlessly remove her iconic green face paint after each performance. Packed with sunflower and ginger root oils to dissolve even the most stubborn makeup, plus moringa extract to take off sunscreen. If it's good enough for Elphie, it’s perfect for removing that tough waterproof mascara.

3. The fan-favorite Sol De Janeiro Bum Bum Cream to make your skin shine and sparkle just like Glinda's tiara. Not only does it smell like a blend of caramel and pistachio bliss (pair it with the matching body mist for a longer-lasting scent), but it also tightens and firms skin with consistent use, thanks to the caffeine-packed guarana extract.

4. A nail concealer that's a true multitasker, and it’s giving Dior a serious challenge. It strengthens nails with its powerful blend of biotin and keratin, and it also adds a subtle pink tint that Glinda would definitely choose as part of her glamorous makeover. Though, she did mention that black is the new pink this year...

5. A lightweight Wet N Wild Bare Focus Tinted Hydrator that provides the perfect touch of coverage. The yellow brick road may be long and winding, but why not treat your skin along the way? It applies like a regular moisturizer, with just the right amount of pigment to even out redness and blur pores. Plus, the hyaluronic acid and squalane work together to keep your skin feeling soft and hydrated.

6. E.l.f.'s Hydrating Core Lip Shine—combining the hydration of a lip balm with the color intensity of lipstick, it magically transforms into a moisturizing lip tint! Together, they’re 🎵 unlimited 🎵! The heart-shaped core delivers moisture, while the outer ring adds just the right amount of sheer color. Plus, some reviewers suggest the "Ecstatic" shade is a budget-friendly alternative to Clinique’s "Black Honey" 👀.

7. A wildly adored rosemary mint hair-strengthening oil that wraps your scalp in 30 essential oils and biotin. The rosemary and mint offer a refreshing, invigorating sensation, while biotin is known to contribute to hair fullness. Get ready for long, flowing hair as you soar over Oz!

8. A bottle of sulfate-free biotin shampoo—34,000+ reviewers swear by its effectiveness. Biotin helps provide fuller-looking hair, while rosemary and coconut oil nourish and hydrate the scalp. Did Madame Morrible create this formula? Maybe that's the secret behind her big, secret-filled hair...

9. A luxuriously rich night cream that works its magic while you catch some sleep after a day of being 🎵 unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe. 🎵 The protein peptides help stimulate collagen production, making your skin feel firmer and more elastic, while the niacinamide targets dark spots and discoloration.

10. Essence's "What the Fake!" Plumping Lip Filler with a tingling formula that plumps up your lips and makes you feel like you’re singing, "I AM that girl." It also contains hyaluronic acid and vitamin E to give your lips some much-needed hydration while they get plump.

11. A cruelty-free E.l.f. tubing mascara that’s essentially lash extensions in a tube. The formula wraps your lashes with lengthening tubes, giving them a fuller look and making it super easy to remove at the end of the day. Glinda would be horrified to see you scrubbing away at your mascara with micellar water all night.

12. A wildly popular Olaplex repairing treatment designed to help restore the bonds in your hair, which may be damaged by chemical treatments, coloring, heat styling, or those late-night boxed dye jobs courtesy of your Shiz University roommate. It also works to prevent further damage.

13. A Denman Hair Brush with a brilliant multifunctional design. The bristles are spaced just right to help detangle and define curls simultaneously, making it a must-have for anyone who prefers beauty sleep over beauty routines. You’ll need all the rest you can get before embarking on your adventure to meet The Wizard.

14. The Catrice "Instant Awake" Under Eye Brightener, which will have you belting out 🎵 "what is this feeling, so sudden and new?!" 🎵 when you see how awake and vibrant you look. It’s designed to blend flawlessly into the skin and offers light coverage for dark circles.

15. L'Oreal's Lumi Glotion is perfect for adding radiance beneath your foundation or wearing on its own for a fresh, natural glow. Infused with glycerin and shea butter for hydration, you can even apply it to your body for that coveted glass skin effect. All that’s missing is a pair of ruby-red slippers to complete your shine.

16. A lip glow oil that reviewers claim to be a fantastic alternative to the Dior Lip Oil. The sweet cherry seed oil in the formula hydrates lips while giving them a glossy, glass-like shine, leaving you as radiant as The Emerald City.

17. A Briotech spray enriched with hypochlorous acid, a miracle ingredient that works wonders on inflammation, irritation, and acne, while also fortifying the skin barrier. Reviewers claim it's a more affordable alternative to the Tower 28 Daily Rescue spray, meaning you've just stumbled upon a secret savings spell, deserving of its own page in The Grimmerie.

18. Gold Bond's firming neck and chest cream, a product that provides the much-needed skincare attention to your décolletage. It contains salicylic acid to exfoliate dead skin cells, while glycerin and aloe offer extra hydration. Think of it as a special formula for firmer, more youthful skin!

19. A retinol body lotion, because the wonders of retinol aren't just for your face! This retinol-packed formula encourages skin cell turnover, while the addition of ferulic acid firms the skin, giving it a tighter look. Reviewers mention it works miracles on rough, bumpy skin on their arms and legs after consistent use.

20. John Frieda Frizz Ease Dream Curls Air Dry Waves Styling Foam is the perfect product for anyone looking to work some magic on their curls without adding extra time to their routine. Just scrunch this foam into wet hair and let it air-dry into perfectly defined waves. Honestly, I'm 95% sure this is the secret behind Fiyero's effortless look, as it takes zero effort — just scrunches.

21. Good Molecules Yerba Mate Wake Up Eye Gel is your go-to for looking refreshed and well-rested when you hear, "The Wizard will see you now!" Thanks to yerba mate, it soothes the sensitive skin under your eyes and combines three forms of hyaluronic acid to deeply moisturize.

22. An OGX air-dry leave-in cream is a game-changer for anyone always running behind schedule. After your shower, simply apply it to your hair and you're good to go! With coconut oil and shea butter for extra moisture, and citrus oils to give your curls some extra shine, this is the effortless magic potion you need to save time and look great.

23. An exfoliating lip scrub, perfect for battling the inevitable dry, flaky skin of the colder seasons. Remember, 🎵 these things are sent to trryyyyyyy us 🎵, but this scrub is your answer. The sugar granules work to slough off any dry patches, while kukui oil leaves a gentle layer of moisture behind.

24. Bio-Collagen's Real Deep Sheet Mask — works its overnight magic to rejuvenate your skin. Yes, it's made for overnight use — and it won’t mess up your pillow since it’s transfer-resistant! Infused with hyaluronic acid for hydration, collagen to help minimize pores and maximize serum absorption, and probiotics to strengthen the skin’s barrier. It turns clear once the skin has absorbed the serum, so you’ll know when it’s time to remove it.

25. Mane Club One Hit Wonder, a multi-purpose spray that works 10 wonders for your hair: it conditions, detangles, offers heat protection up to 445°F (230°C), prevents breakage, hydrates, smooths, softens, controls frizz, strengthens, and boosts shine. Infused with cannabis sativa seed oil for extra luster, and glycerin to lock in moisture from the air to fight frizz. Think of it as the secret Glinda uses to keep her perfectly bouncy hair in shape during bubble travel.

26. A revitalizing Cosrx repairing essence infused with 96% snail secretion filtrate — a hydration powerhouse that’ll leave your skin glowing like you’ve just entered the Ozdust Ballroom. Reviewers report fading dark spots and acne, and even those with oily skin find it absorbs quickly without clogging pores. Think about iconic leaders or influential speakers — were they known for their intelligence or wisdom? Oh, please, they had snail mucin!

27. Introducing the Bolden Skin-Brightening Toner — a magical remedy to diminish dark spots, blemishes, and enlarged pores right before your eyes. It’s easy to incorporate into your routine: Simply swipe it on with a cotton pad after cleansing and let the witch hazel (no pun intended! 🧙‍♀️), niacinamide, and licorice root work their wonders while you continue with your next skincare steps.

28. A deep waver hot tool featuring ~tourmaline ceramic technology~, which I like to call 'a wavy, bouncy spell of magic.' This tool helps eliminate frizz while adding a beautiful shine, and comes with three different heat settings.

29. A creamy E.l.f. color corrector to help disguise redness, dark circles, and any other areas of hyperpigmentation you want to hide. Reviewers particularly love the green shade for neutralizing redness before foundation and concealer. There’s even a green option that can be used to conceal redness or serve as a spot concealer if you're Elphaba.

30. A bottle of Lottabody's super fluffy mousse — just apply this to your towel-dried hair and let the coconut oil and shea butter work their magic, adding moisture and bounce to your curls, so you can get back to ~dancing through life.~

31. A sleek, ultra-portable facial shaver that effortlessly removes unwanted peach fuzz, helping your green foundation glide on flawlessly. It’s also perfect for dealing with that one pesky chin hair that always seems to be just out of reach when you try to pluck it, no matter how many times you attempt.

32. A pomade hair wax stick that makes taming your hair a breeze, perfect for when you’re getting ready to don your witch hat. It’s a major time-saver for smoothing down flyaways, cowlicks, or baby hairs. Just glide it over any areas that need a little extra control, and it’ll give you strong hold without any sticky residue.

33. If you're looking for a quick and easy solution to smooth down your edges before putting on your tiara, this edge control gel is your best bet. Whether your hair is wet or dry, it works wonders, and its blend of beeswax and castor oil will hydrate and fortify your hair while giving you that sleek finish.

34. TruSkin Naturals Vitamin C Serum to achieve that radiant ✨ glow without the greasy feeling. Infused with vitamins C and E, plus botanical hyaluronic acid, this serum helps fade dark spots while delivering a fresh, luminous sheen. It boasts 94,000+ glowing reviews, with many users noting how it brightens the skin and absorbs quickly.

35. NYX's extreme hold eyebrow gel will keep your brows in place for up to 16 hours. Unlike other gels that sit unused in your drawer, this one dries without being sticky and holds without flaking, making it the perfect solution for all-day perfection.

36. A root touchup powder you can apply with a magical touch to extend the time between salon visits when you're too busy plotting to defeat an evil wizard. Simply use the sponge to apply powder directly onto grays or your hairline for a fuller, more voluminous look. This will quickly become a must-have beauty product in your routine.

37. A waterproof eyeliner stamp that will become your new best friend if you have unsteady hands. Simply use the curved wing stamp to easily create a perfect winged liner at the outer corner of your eye, then flip to the fine tip to define the rest. After all, every eye deserves a chance to soar!

38. A L'Oréal repairing hair treatment that works wonders in just eight seconds to repair damage and add shine. Apply it after shampoo but before conditioner, and let the amino acids and "lamellar water technology" perform their magic to smooth your hair without making it heavy.

39. E.l.f.'s Halo Glow Liquid Filter that gives you a luminous, natural glow that seems almost magical. This product is incredibly versatile: apply it to your high points like a highlighter, mix it with your foundation or moisturizer for an all-over radiance, or get bold and apply it everywhere for the ultimate shine.

I know I didn't have to share all these products with you, but hey, that's just how generous I am!