60 Gag Gifts Sure to Have Anyone in Stitches the Moment They Open Them

1. A mini inflatable tube man because there's *no way* they won't burst into laughter when they see this tiny character. If they're feeling extra playful, copying his moves is highly encouraged.~

2. A Shrek toothpaste cap they can attach directly to their toothpaste tube, allowing them to brag that they’ve been brushing their teeth with Shrek's 💩.

3. A screaming goat so they can channel all their emotions by pressing it, letting it do the screaming for them. Needless to say, a lot of laughter will follow thanks to this little guy.

4. Some dehydrated water for those times when they’re traveling light but know thirst is inevitable. Instead of lugging around a heavy water jug, they can just pack this small can and add water whenever they need to rehydrate!

5. An anti-stress desktop punching bag so they can safely release all their frustration with Kevin, the office troublemaker, without needing to make a trip to HR.

6. A welcome-ish door mat to let guests know they’re welcome, but only for a reasonable amount of time. Ideal for introverts with limited social energy!

7. A giant waffle blanket perfect for anyone who loves waffles so much they yell "leggo my Eggo" if someone dares to steal a bite. Now they can finally live their dream of being enveloped by their favorite breakfast food.

8. A container of nothing, the ideal gift for someone who insists they have everything or for those who always answer "nothing" when asked what they want. Now, you can grant their wish!

9. A tube of bacon-flavored toothpaste to leave on the counter for any unsuspecting individual who brushes their teeth while still half asleep… I mean, they did mention they wanted bacon for breakfast…

10. A toilet timer to remind them that the world exists beyond the bathroom and they shouldn’t stay on the commode until their legs go numb.

11. And some no rip toilet paper that will leave them frustrated and confused when they finally decide to leave the bathroom, only to realize they’re stuck for a little while longer. Beware, once you mess with someone in such a vulnerable state, you'll definitely find yourself in an ongoing prank war.

12. And! A talking toilet paper holder to truly give them a scare (thankfully, they’re already on the toilet so no mess will occur). You can record any message you'd like them to hear when they reach for the paper.

13. A dinosaur eating gnomes figurine to make a statement about how you truly feel about their extensive gnome collection in the front yard.

14. A pair of Boot Bananas to deodorize even their stinkiest shoes using plant extracts, activated charcoal, and minerals. The coolest part is that as they absorb the ~funk~, they’ll turn brown just like real bananas, letting them know it’s time to get a fresh pair!

15. A bottle of "headlight fluid" that will baffle all the car newbies who can barely fill up their gas tank. They’re in for a wild ride of emotions when they unwrap this gift — from worrying they’ve never replaced the fluid before to sheer disbelief when they realize it’s not real.

16. A ridiculous yodelling pickle to give them the ultimate tool for driving everyone around them absolutely crazy.

17. A boyfriend pillow for that person who is constantly asking someone to be their cuddle partner.

18. A Dwight Schrute reversible sequin pillow that looks harmless at first, but swipe it up and a creepy Dwight emerges, possibly to haunt your dreams.

19. A toilet stool and putting practice set so they can turn their lengthy bathroom sessions into a mini-golf practice session instead of just scrolling aimlessly on their phone.

20. A Bob Ross chia pet — it's a gift that truly speaks for itself. Whether they're a plant enthusiast or an art lover, this is the ultimate, one-of-a-kind present. Go ahead and get them a ch-ch-ch-chia!

21. A pair of Fish Flip-Flops to elevate their slide game with these funky footwear that make it look like a fish is devouring their feet. After all, they always claim to be ahead of the trends...

22. A tin of emergency underpants, a must-have accessory to have nearby while they open all these hilarious gifts, just in case they laugh so hard they actually pee themselves.

23. A mini violin to let them join Mr. Krabs’ tiny orchestra, providing the perfect soundtrack for their own pity party.

24. A devious clear jigsaw puzzle designed to baffle even the most seasoned puzzle masters. Unlike your average challenging puzzle, this one includes pieces with straight edges that seem to fit as corners and sides but don't actually belong there. 😈

25. A prank box with a hidden spider that leaps out when they open it. You can use it as is, or add a gift card, candy, or another small treat inside. Let’s just say it might take them a while before they trust any box you hand them again.

26. A set of pizza-themed socks complete with a pizza box and a tiny plastic table for the full experience. Earn some extra points by pairing these with a real slice of pizza.

27. A classic snake-in-a-can for the ultimate scare when they ask for a snack just before you're ready to serve dinner.

28. A set of 10 miniature hands to surprise your friends and family as they watch these little, ~unnerving~ hands reach out and grab things.

29.A creative bookmark — the perfect accessory for their school textbooks, mirroring the dread of having to tackle that never-ending chapter for tomorrow's class.

30.Voice-activated prank stickers that will have them believing their coffee maker obeys a simple "make me some coffee." Just make sure you're watching from the shadows for your own amusement. (Use only on your own items! Don't ruin other people's things!)

31.A set of bad parking cards to leave on their dashboard when their parallel parking skills fall short. Not a ticket, but a little comedic critique of their parking job. (LOL)

32.And these glowing light saber chopsticks that will turn their sushi meal into an intergalactic adventure.

33.A coffee mug that, as they drink, reveals a hidden message over time...

34.Shart wipes — pretty self-explanatory, honestly.

35. A decorative cat towel that will silently observe them as they microwave their leftover pizza or scroll through TikTok on the toilet.

36. A blackhead-removing toy they can poke and prod with tweezers as if they’re performing surgery with their Grey’s Anatomy team. It's especially useful if they're the type to pick at their skin or pull out hair when feeling stressed!

37. An imitation pimple-popping toy cleverly crafted to let them poke, prod, and squeeze without ever touching their own face.

38. 101 Ways to Know If Your Cat is French — the ideal book to leave out for display on their coffee table or tucked away in the bathroom. Quick spoiler: If your cat starts chanting "Vive la Révolution" on Bastille Day... they're definitely French.

39. An uncanny valley-inspired piggy bank that’s bound to either amuse them or haunt their dreams during a sleep paralysis episode. It's a real gamble — don’t say I didn’t warn you.

40. A Bob the Builder-style saw knife that slices through any cake you present with ease. No matter how thick the layers of ganache, you’ll handle it like a pro without breaking a sweat.

41. A set of Porta Potty shot glasses — they’re utterly gross, but undeniably fun. Just pray they don’t dwell on the thought while they’re using them.

42. A chonky seal pillow — it won’t judge them when they roll out of bed at 1 p.m. and crawl back in with their leftover Domino’s pizza.

43. A hard-boiled egg holder designed to turn their breakfast into a knight in shining armor. Even if this little Humpty Dumpty tumbles, his trusty helmet will keep him unharmed.

44. A shrimp-shaped travel pillow ready and waiting for their next adventure on the go.

45. A witchy spine candle that gives off major creepy vibes, like something straight out of a serial killer’s collection, but just picture how mesmerizing it will be when it starts to drip and pool wax!

46. A mullet-themed coloring book for when they want a fun, hands-on activity to enjoy while watching TV. Mandala coloring books are cool, but they just can’t compete with the power of a mullet!

47. A tortilla-shaped blanket that lets them live out their ultimate burrito fantasy. Extra credit if they’ve got a pet to snuggle up in it and create a Fur-rito. See what we did there?

48. A silicone crab utensil holder ready to proudly lift their spoon above its head, keeping it safe from melting while they cook. It's the hero their kitchen deserves!

49. A Dammit doll designed specifically for those days when they just need to take out their frustrations — it can be slammed in doors, run over with a car, or shaken mercilessly. We’ve all been there, right? Let it all out on this poor inanimate friend!

50. Socks with magnetic hands — perfect for anyone looking to add some humor to their sock collection.

51. A belt bag shaped like a hairy belly, sure to turn any outfit into a source of entertainment.

52. A set of cheesy joke cards to turn any evening into a laughter-filled comedy show.

53. A plush set of "emotional support fries", because when life gets tough, nothing beats the comfort of fries.

54. A pair of chicken leg socks designed to make your toes look like they're sporting chicken talons.

55. A circular saw pizza cutter that will have whoever uses it instantly channeling their inner Tim "The Toolman" Taylor with an enthusiastic grunt.

56. A set of Shakespearean insult bandages to bring some humor to their discomfort. Each bandage features an insult penned by the Bard himself.

57. A wind-up toy featuring a cat joyfully riding a robot vacuum. No further explanation needed — your friend will definitely appreciate the humor in this one. 

58. A puffer jacket drink holder to give your beverage the cozy, plush look it deserves. Surely, your friend would agree that every drink needs a little extra warmth. 

59. A dachshund-shaped double oven mitt that lets them make a hot dog pun every time they cook. It may cost you some groans, but it's the season of giving. Plus, it's heat resistant up to 482°F and machine washable, making it a practical gift as well! 

60. A bag of reindeer farts cotton candy perfect for the young at heart or the actual kids in your life! These are likely to be popular stocking stuffers this year.