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If you have a child whose birthday is approaching, let me strongly advise against gifting them any of the dolls featured here. From iconic music legends to political figures, this collection showcases some of the most disturbing dolls ever made. Ranked from least horrifying to most (as accurately as possible), here's the countdown:
10. Michael Jackson
I can't fathom why anyone would want a Michael Jackson doll. Even the most dedicated fans would surely draw the line at this. It’s also severely outdated – the doll's skin tone and nose bear no resemblance to the real Michael.
9. Elton John
What’s even more unsettling than the mere existence of this doll is the “try me” button located on its stomach. Thanks, Elton, but we’ll pass on that one!
8. Pee-wee Herman
There are so many issues with this one. Setting aside his legal troubles, this doll is an awful representation of a man who’s already hard to look at! If you want your kids to have terrifying dreams, go ahead and buy them this doll.
7. Vanilla Ice
Fanclub details inside? I’m pretty sure the entire fanbase could be squeezed into this space.
6. Anne Coulter
Honestly, I’m at a loss for words when it comes to this doll. I’m completely speechless.
5. Tom Cruise
This doll includes a bobblehead to faithfully recreate Cruise’s iconic couch moment with Oprah.
4. George W. Bush
This particular doll lacks the essential pins required for the task of sticking into it.
3. Adolf Hitler
A gift for the Neo-Nazi in your circle!
2. Osama Bin Laden
This figurine is crafted by the same team who produced the Saddam Hussein doll before his passing. It's unclear who might want one, but it's pretty safe to say that you won't find many interested in the USA.
1. Rosie O'Donnell
'A friend of Barbie' – that's right, a 'very unique' friend. This particular doll doesn't just sit there – she talks too! Imagine that – you not only get to look at Rosie O'Donnell, but you also get to hear her voice! Could this be the worst marketing idea ever? Honestly, it could be.
