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[WARNING: This list includes mature content] Ladies, here's a guide for you – the next time someone uses a cringy pick-up line, you'll have the perfect responses to shut them down! Check out these top 10 comebacks:
Pick-Up Lines 1 to 5
Man: “Hey, I’m a millionaire!” Woman: “Nice to meet you, I’m with the IRS.”
Man: What’s your profession? Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Want to come back to my place? Woman: Hmm, I’m not sure. Is there enough room under that rock for both of us?
Man: Hey, beautiful, what’s your zodiac sign? Woman: It says, ‘Do not enter.’
Man: Where have you been my entire life? Woman: Well, for the first part of it, I likely didn’t exist.
Pick-Up Lines 6 to 10
Man: Come on, we’re both at this bar for the same purpose, right? Woman: Absolutely! To meet some women!
Man: Have we met somewhere before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Man: I’d love to call you. What’s your number? Woman: It’s listed in the phone book. Man: But I don’t know your name. Woman: That’s also in the phone book.
Man: “I really want to get into your pants.” Woman: “No thanks, there’s already one jerk in there.”
Man: “How do you prefer your eggs in the morning?” Woman: “Unfertilized.”
But hold on – here’s something for the guys
Did you really think you’d escape that easily, ladies? Here are 7 comebacks for the men.
Man: Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I stopped going there. Man: Really? I heard it’s because everyone there thinks you’re a rude person.
Man: Is this seat taken? Woman: Yes, and it will stay that way if you sit here. Man: Probably because you’d be too busy kneeling in front of me.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Neither. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: Fine by me, since after I’m done with you in my car, I couldn’t care less where you end up.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No worries, I’ll just pull out and finish on your face.
Man: Want to dance? Woman: No! Man: I think you misunderstood. I said you look terrible in those pants.
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die a happy man. Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. Man: Works for me… as long as you’re still warm when I get to you.
