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Who was responsible for adding the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? And who placed the -stan in Afghanistan? While the first remains a mystery, we can thank the Proto-Indo-Europeans for the second. These people spoke the Proto-Indo-European language (PIE), an ancient Eurasian language that linguists have painstakingly reconstructed.
The PIE root, st?-, meaning “to stand,” influenced a wide range of words in its linguistic descendants. In Russian, -stan refers to “settlement,” while other Slavic languages use it to mean “apartment” or “state.” English borrowed the root to form words like “stand,” “state,” and “stay.” The ancient Indo-Iranian peoples, who were descendants of the Proto-Indo-Europeans that migrated east and south from the Eurasian steppe, adopted this root to signify “place” or “location.” This meaning carried over into the modern -stan countries, either through linguistic inheritance (Urdu and Pashto, the official languages of Pakistan and Afghanistan, both trace their roots to Indo-Iranian languages) or through adoption (the former Soviet -stan nations, which were largely ethnically Turkic, spoke languages of the Turkic family).
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Afghanistan is known as the "Land of the Afghans.” Historically, the term Afghan has referred to the Pashtun people, the country’s largest ethnic group. *Kazakhstan translates to the “Land of the Kazakhs.” The term Kazakh originates from a Turkic word meaning “independent.” *Kyrgyzstan means the “Land of the Kyrgyz.” The origin of Kyrgyz is unclear, but it is commonly believed to come from the Turkic word for “forty,” referencing forty clans that united. *Pakistan means “Land of the Pure” in Urdu (from the Indo-Iranian pak, meaning “pure/clean”), although this is a fortunate coincidence. The name was actually crafted as an acronym in the 1930s, representing the area’s various cultures: Punjabi + Afghani + Kashmiri + Sindhi + Balochistan (with an extra i added for easier pronunciation). *Tajikistan refers to the “Land of the Tajiks.” The term Tajik was used by Turks to describe “non-Turks” who spoke Iranian-related languages. *Turkmenistan is the “Land of the Turkmen.” Older interpretations suggest that Turkmen means “Turk-like” or “resembling a Turk,” while modern interpretations view it as “pure Turk” or “most Turk-like.” *Uzbekistan means the “Land of the Uzbeks.” The name Uzbek is thought to derive from either Uzbek Khan, a tribal leader who unified various groups in the region, or from a combination of Turkic words meaning “his own master.”
