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Candy is usually a delicious, sugary snack made to bring joy to anyone who enjoys it. However, that's not always the case, as this list will demonstrate. For reasons unknown, some candy makers have begun creating the most revolting treats imaginable (perhaps they're running out of ideas). Here's our list of the nastiest candies you'd ever want to avoid.
10. Ear Wax Candy
I don’t care how this candy tastes; who in their right mind would want to eat candy that looks like ear wax from a plastic ear? The very thought makes me want to gag! It even includes its own swab. I can't help but wonder how many kids will start poking around in their ears once they finish the candy. Smart move.
9. Candy Scabs
The repulsive aspect of these candies isn't their taste, but the fact that they're intentionally made to resemble scabs – complete with bandages. I might be able to tolerate that, but just imagine this scenario: Johnny and Jimmy are playing hide and seek. Jimmy hides in the bush where his dog Rover just did his business. Unknowingly, Jimmy gets Rover's poop on his hand. Afterward, they finish the game and Mom hands them some Candy Scabs. Jimmy sticks it on his hand, pulls it off, and... well, you can imagine the rest. Terrible idea.
8. Dubbel Zout
The first issue with this Dutch treat is that it’s flavored with licorice. While some folks love the taste, let's not forget that many people voted for George Bush too – that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. The real kicker, though, is that this licorice comes packed with a massive amount of salt. Yes, it's essentially salt masquerading as a candy. To make matters worse, it looks like something you might find on the floor of a British nightclub. All in all, this concoction has all the makings of one of the worst candies ever.
7. Hotlix Candy
Alright, I’ll give it to them – it’s sweet. But hidden inside each candy is a REAL scorpion. That’s right – after you work your way through the sugary coating, you’re left to munch on scorpion innards. Whoever thought of this candy should be made to suffer by eating some Dubbel Zout.
6. Gorilla Boogers
We’re treading lightly here – gorilla boogers are actually sweetened dried black beans, a staple in Asian cuisine. I once vacationed in Korea and tried their sweet bean candy (they pulverize the beans and shape them into small, bite-sized pieces). It had a dirt-like taste. These boogers are made from the same beans, and they taste like dirt too. But sweeter. That’s all there is to say about it.
5. Ant Candy
Much like the scorpion candy mentioned earlier, this treat is essentially a lump of melted sugar with a bunch of dead ants mixed in. Out of all the things they could have added to their candy, why ants? How does this pass the FDA’s approval?
4. Jane-Jane Tasty Tuna Tidbits
Tuna, a gift from Mother Nature for health-conscious vegetarians and those trying to lose a few pounds, has somehow made its way into candy. The primary ingredient in these sugary blobs of nastiness is tuna. Next come a mix of chemicals of mysterious origin, and then sugar. Seriously, who in their right mind would eat fish-flavored candy?
3. BeanBoozled
BeanBoozled are jellybeans from the same company that gave us Gourmet JellyBeans. Inside a box of BeanBoozled, you’ll find 10 different colors of jellybeans, each with two potential flavors – one pleasant, the other downright revolting. The catch? You never know which flavor you're going to get, making it the perfect game for parties. Why is this number one on the list? After reading about the ‘bad’ flavors, you’ll understand: Skunk Spray, Moldy Cheese, Baby Wipes, Rotten Egg, Vomit, and more. And guess what? They really do taste exactly like their names. The next time you're at a movie with friends, toss a few of these in their jellybean bag for the ultimate prank (literally).
2. Durian Candy
Durian is a popular fruit in Southeast Asia, but for those unfamiliar with it, it’s often met with complete revulsion. One food critic described its smell as 'pig-shit, turpentine, and onions, topped with a gym sock.' In fact, this fruit is so foul-smelling that you’re not allowed to bring it into hospitals or hotels in Southeast Asia. In Singapore, there are even signs prohibiting it on public transportation (see here). That’s how terrible it is. So, naturally, someone decided to make candy out of it. Makes perfect sense, right? Not really. But yes, someone actually did it. This nearly took the top spot on the list until we came across BeanBoozled…
1. Crick-Ettes
Just because Moses and the Israelites ate locusts during their desert journey doesn’t mean it’s something anyone should try today! These are actual crickets, seasoned with various flavors. I get that chips (which they resemble) aren’t typically labeled as candy, but they’re so disgusting (and just as unhealthy) that they deserve a spot here. Anyone who willingly eats these deserves a plague of boils to match the experience.
